This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with in the subject
line and forward to your friends....and also, send it back to the
person that sent it to you.

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red ------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself

Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to
your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to
you

Sex


1. Would you be in control?


2. Would you let me pull your hair?


3. Would you whisper in my ear?


4. Would you talk dirty to me?


5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?


6. Would you say my name?


7. Would you go down on me?


8. Would you let me give you a hickie?


9. How many rounds would we go?


10. What would you wanna do afterwards?


11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?


12. Would you lick and bite me all over?


13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?


14. Would you want me to take my time?


15. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?


16. Would you want me to go fast or slow?


17. Where would you wanna "do it"?


18. Would you be loud or quiet?


19. Would you mind if i liked you?


20. Would you do it today?


21. Would you do it tomorrow?


22. Are you going to re-post these so I can answer them for you?

im going on holiday for 3days this weekend for like 3days so sunday night i should be back, i dont know what time though, im gonna miss you all

my dad stole me a rubber keyboard from work, its great

i remember when i had a little pet lemming i built it a wall so he could hurl his little self off it, then one christmas i put my finger in his cage to give him some mince pie and he bit my finger and he wouldnt let go and in the end there was blood all up my bedroom wall, the little fucker ruined my helicopter wall paper

*goes and dies in a corner*

im a preppy retard with a big penis



What color of shirt are you wearing?



Red=loud -
Green=stupid -
Blue=innocent -
White= naughty -
Aqua=freaky -
Yellow=skanky -
Purple=a little TOO happy -
Black= emo -
Orange=multicolored -
Gray= preppy -
Pink= horny -
Brown=tree-hugging -
Multicolored= awesome -
Other=candy-flavored -
Nothing= Sexy -


What kind of pants are you wearing?


Shorts=slut -
Skirt=hot piece of ass -
Skort=homo -
Jeans= skater -
Ripped Jeans= prep -
Capris=cutie -
Cordoroy=skank -
Cargo=clown -
Sweats=gangsta -
Thong=whore -
Boxers=manwhore -
Bootieshorts=stripper -
Pajamas=sex kitten -
OTHER =retard -
Nothing=pornstar -



What color is your hair?


blonde= with no brain -
black= with a sexy smile -
dark brown= with beautiful eyes -
red = with a BAD REP -
brunettte = with a nice rack -
dirty blonde= with a hot ass -
brown= with a big penis -
strawberry blonde= that loves cherios -
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad -
OTHER = who trys to be different -


Now repost this saying "I'm a ___ ___"

look what [£2,00.] gave me :D:D cos i wanted some apple juice from her

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A.) So men can be open minded.



Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.



Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.



Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!



Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A.) "Is it in?"



Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the
Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.



Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.



Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.



Q.) What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

Your Deadly Sins
Gluttony: 80%
Lust: 60%
Greed: 20%
Sloth: 20%
Wrath: 20%
Envy: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 29%
You'll die from a diabetic coma.

How will you commit suicide? You will drown yourself
How many tries will it take? 97
When will you commit suicide? October 12, 2047
What will your suicide note say? Maybe now you'll care

when i will die

Sunday, December 24, 2062
  Seconds left to live...
1,777,964,625

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RAPE!!

ok, this is just grrr

my mom has cancer again, started as a small lump which turned out to be breast cancer, and she might have cancer in her other,and my mom has cried from the news, my dad has cried, and i havent, all i have done is teared up a little, nothing more, and when my gf moved country i cried loads, i just dont get it :(

[.FOURTEEN.]:
U LOOK @ THEIR PROFILE/PICTURE CONSTANTLY

[.THIRTEEN.]:
WHEN YOUR ON THE PHONE WITH THEM LATE AT NIGHT AND THEY HANG UP,, YOU STILL MISS THEM EVEN WHEN IT WAS JUST TWO MINUTES AGO.

[.TWELVE.]:
YOU READ THEIR TEXTS or IMS OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

[.ELEVEN.]:
YOU WAlK REALLY SLOW WHEN YOU'RE WITH THEM

[.TEN.]:
YOU FEEL SHY WHENEVER THEY'RE AROUND.

[.NINE.]:
WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM, YOUR HEART BEATS FASTER AND SLOWER AT THE SAME TIME

[.EIGHT.]:
YOU SMILE WHEN YOU HEAR THEIR VOICE.

[.SEVEN.]:
WHEN YOU lOOK AT THEM, YOU CAN'T SEE THE OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU, All YOU SEE IS HIM//HER.

[.SIX.]:
YOU START LISTENING TO SLOW SONGS, WHILE THINKING OF THEM

[.FIVE.]:
THEY'RE ALL YOU THINK ABOUT.

[.FOUR.]:
YOU GET HIGH JUST FROM THEIR SCENT.

[.THREE.]:
YOU REAlIZE THAT YOU'RE AlWAYS SMILING TO YOURSELF WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT THEM.

[.TWO.]:
YOU WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, OR ANYTHING TO SEE THEM.

[.ONE.]:
WHILE READING THIS, THERE WAS ONE PERSON ON YOUR MIND THE WHOLE TIME...

NOW MAKE A WiSH

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POSt tHiS AS "14 signs of liking someone"
___*AND SOMtHiNG GOOD Will HAPPEN to YOU tONiGHt

anyone who reads this, i want sexy points *cries*

if u were 2 kiss me....
what type of kiss
[] french
[]peck


what position
[] standing
[] sitting
[] lying down


if standing where would we be
[] in a public place like the mall
[] outside somewhere like an open feild/street
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if sitting what/where will we be siiting in
[] in a car
[] a room
[] on my/your front pourch/back yard



if lying down what/where would we be lying down on
[] my/your bed
[] side walk
[] a desk/table


if we were outside what would the weather be like
[] rain and thunder
[] hot..humid
[] snowy
[] cloudy
[] clear skies nice spring breeze


where would ur hands be
[] up my shirt
[] on my waist
[] down my pants
[] in my hands
[] hugging me
[] holding my chin up
[] on my neck/head


lastly what would you want our kiss to lead to
[] a few more short and sweet kisses/pecks
[] some touching
[] sex
[] make out session
[] a medium to long meaningful kiss


wait one more
should i fill this out for u
[] yes
[] no

If you get more than 30 you're paranoid.
If you get 10 or less you are fearless


What are you afraid of?


[] the dark
[] staying single forever
[] being a parent
[] being myself in front of others
[] open spaces
[x] closed spaces/ heights<<
[] cats
[] dogs
[] birds
[x] spiders and/or other insects
[] driving or being in cars
[] flying
[] flowers or other plants
[] being touched
[] fire
[] water
[] the ocean
[] failure
[] success
[] germs
[] thunder/lightning
[] frogs/toads
[] mice/rats
[x] jumping from high places
[] snow
[] rain
[] wind
[] cotton balls
[] cemeteries
[] clowns
[] large crowds
[] crossing bridges
[] death
[] Heaven
[] being robbed
[] men
[] women
[] having great responsibility
[] doctors
[] tornadoes
[] hurricanes
[] diseases
[] daylight
[] sharks
[] Friday the 13th
[] poverty
[] ghosts
[] Halloween
[] school
[] trains or railroads
[] odd numbers
[] even numbers
[] being alone
[] being blind...
[] being deaf
[] growing up
[]monsters under my bed
[] creepy noises during the night
[] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x] needles
[] blood
[] long words
[] Being kidnapped
Repost saying: "I fear ___ out of 66 things."



I fear 4 out of 66 things...

im super happy right now, i just found area 51 on the map

go on this link

maps.google.com

and in the search type in

area 51

and it will show you the entire place :D

She jumped up as soon as she saw
the surgeon
come out of the operating room. She said: "How is
my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can
I see him?"





The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could,
but your boy didn't make it."





Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer?
Doesn't God care any more? Where were you,
God, when my son needed you?"




The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time
alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out
in a few minutes, before he's transported to the
university."





Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she
said good-bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly
through his thick red curly hair.

"Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse
asked.





Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the
boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to
Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to
donate his body to the University for Study. He
said it might help somebody else. "I said no at
first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after
I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend
one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My
Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of
someone else. Always wanting to help others if he
could."





Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for
the last time, after spending most of the last six
months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's
belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The
drive home was difficult. It was even harder to
enter
the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings,
and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
son's room. She started placing the model cars
and other personal things back in his room exactly
where he had always kept them. She laid down
across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried
herself to sleep.





It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying
beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The
letter said:

"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but
don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop
loving
you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE
YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with
each day. Someday we will see each other again.
Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you
won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can
have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you
decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't
like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy
her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be
sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place.
Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got
here and showed me around some, but it will take
a long time to see everything. The angels are so
cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know
what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures.
Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus
himself took me to see GOD! And guess what,
Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him,
like I was somebody important. That's when I told
Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you
good-bye and everything. But I already knew that
wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God
handed me some paper and His own personal pen
to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name
of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to
you. God said for me to give you the answer to
one
of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He
when I needed him?' "God said He was in the
same place with me, as when His son Jesus was
on the cross. He was right there, as He always is
with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what
I've written except you. To everyone else this is
just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have
to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write
some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I
get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm,
sure the food will be great.





Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore.
The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't
stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to
see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent
The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel
said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?


Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.



(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds
and repost this, within the hour, you will have
caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for
each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit
work in your life for doing what you know God
loves
"When you're down to nothing, God is up to
something.?