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Member #3721 created: 2006-03-23 10:22:23Simple URL:   

Name: Adam

newest of new :)


New pic

RebelObedient servant

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleSlave
SexaddictYounger than 1818-30 years
MistressSlim peopleShort people
Tall Peoplebisexualshypersexed

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Sexual perversions
rapinggiving spankinghaving spanking
giving analsexwatching squirtsbukkake

Body shape: normal

Height: 183

Age: 33Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 14

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deamon9002004's pics for a certain pic ;);) deamon90002004's guitar pics for obviously my guitar pics lol

a cat fell into a pool
a rooster laughed
wats the morel of the story?
a wet pussy makes a cock happy!!

I belive that guns dont kill people, husbands who come home early do!

[NymphetaMine]is my slave :D she is great, if you want to do anything with her you have to ask me

1.What do you call a Chav in a box?

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?

4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?

5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of Stairs.

6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

7. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"

10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.

11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police.

12.What do you call a chav in a suit?
The accused

13.What do you say to a chav in a uniform?
Big Mac and Fries please.

im 6ft i have longish hair, blue eyes, play guitar, i love makeing people laugh and smile it makes me feel warm inside, got a problem i can usually help, i rarely come off this site apart from goin 2 college or goin out somewhere, treat me like dirt i will do it bak, but i can b a fun person 2 tlk 2,i like 2 sleep loads, love my bed cos its bigish and comfy as hell,the bands i like r: metallica, iron maiden, bloodhound gang, pantera, slipknot, motor head, megadeth, ozzy, black sabbath, cacophony, rammstein, anti-flag, breaking benjamin, aerosmith, led zepplin, bullets and octane, sum 41, system of a down, twisted sister, they might be giants (i will think of more but dont ever tlk 2 me about greenday or blink 182 cos i h8 them), i will update as i think of more things

   hey buddy... answer these for me plz...
::::Fill this out and send it to me just for funn!::::
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me? If you're a guy, don't answer this. Please?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

answer these by copyin n anwerin then send it to me.
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

1. Give me your number?
2. Have sex with me?
3. Let me kiss you?
4. Watch a movie with me?
5. Let me take you out to dinner?
6. Drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. Take a shower with me?
8. Be my bf/gf?
9. Have a fling with me?
10. Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?
11. Take me home for the night?
12. Would you let me sleep in your bed?
13. Sing car kareoke w/ me?
14. Re-post this for me to answer your questions?
15. Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot?
16. Do you like my style?
17. Do you think im funny?
18. Do you care about me?
19. Would you dance with me?
20. Would you sing happy birthday to me?

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Moderate
Histrionic: Low
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

URL of the test:
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the most annoying thing is that i click my joints alot,and i can shake my eyes (if u wont u can make that sound dirty im not bothered)

here's a test 4 people who reli kno me
fill it out for me and put it on ur blog!
Am I fat?-
Am I sweet?-
Am I crazy?-
Am I lovable?-
Am I funny?-
Am I ugly?-
Am I psycho?-
Am I annoying?-
Am I a good person?-
******Would You******
Hug me?-
Miss me if i was gone?-
Listen to my problems?-
Hug me if i cried? -
Be a good friend?-
******Would You (Opposite Sex Only)******
F**k me if ya could or wanted too?-
Ever go out with me?-
If you already have would u do it again?-
Kiss me ((Really))?-
Marry me if u could?-
******How Well Do U Know Me?******
When's my birthday?-
How old am I?-
What school do I go to?-
Do I have any siblings?-
Who is my best friend?-
Who am I crushing on/dating?-
Favorite color?-
What is my worst subject?-
Best subject?-
Am I still a virgin?-
if not who was my first?
Favorite sport?-
Favorite TV show?-
Favorite song/songs?-
Favorite music group?-
******Who Am I******
What TV star do i most remind u of?-
What song would u dedicate to me?-
What famous person do I most resemble?-
******If You Could...******
Give me a new name it would be?-
Hook me up with someone(real) who would it be (NOT FAMOUS)?
Do one thing with me it would be?-
Drop me one piece of advice it would be?-
******Just A Few Questions******
What do u love about me?-
What do u hate about me (seriously)?-
What is my best quality?-
What is your honest opinion about me?

i am worth $1,238,008

A dog named Penis

Whenever I get lost, My penis points me in the right direction.

I think My penis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.

My penis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.

If My penis was a weinerdog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.

My penis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.

Help! I can't find My penis!

Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking for My penis.

My penis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.

Sorry to be driving so fast, officer but I have to take My penis to the hospital.

OH NO! Something bit My penis!

Watch it or you'll step on My penis.

When My penis behaves well, he gets a bone.

Stop kicking My penis.

When riding in the car, My penis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.
My penis is truly man's best friend.

Beware of My penis. He's carrying a disease.

People say My penis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.

My penis: the crotch-sniffer.

There's nothing like a well-trained Bitch for My penis.

I've trained My penis to jump through hoops.

My penis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.

Excuse me - I need a muzzle for My penis
My penis ate my homework.

OH NO! My penis is frothing at the mouth!

Sorry I'm late. I was playing with My penis.

I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't realize I had to keep My penis on a leash.

My penis doesn't come when I call it.

My penis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.

I love giving My penis a bath.

At night, I sleep with My penis in my hands.

My penis likes it when people pet him.

My penis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.

Playing with My penis really wears me out.

Would you like to see a picture of My penis?

Sometimes I wake up, and My penis is already active.

I think My penis has a mind of its own.

I keep a picture of My penis in my wallet







She screams.






I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my

Post This

1 hour- You'll have bad sex

20 min - Your crush will kiss you

15min - Your crush will tounge you

5-10 min - Your crush will ask you out

under 2 min - You will stay with your crush forever

*a girls first time*
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
It's your first time. As you lie back your
muscles tighten. You put him
off for a while searching for an excuse, but he
;refuses to be swayed as he
approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you
shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience, but it's the first
time his finger has found
the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses; but
he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks
deeply within your eyes
and tells you to trust him - he's done this many
times before. His cool
smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him
;more room for an easy
entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his
time, wanting to cause you as little pain as
possible. As he presses
;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give
way; pain surges throughout
your body and you feel the slight trickle of
blood as he continues. He
looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too
painful.Your eyes are
filled with tears but you shake your head and nod
for him to go on. He
begins going in and out with skill but you are
now too numb to feel him
within you. After a few moments, you feel
something bursting within you and
he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to
have it over. He looks
at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with
chuckle; that you have been
his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your
dentist. After all,it was your first time to have
a tooth pulled.
Naughty, Naughty!

What were you thinkin' ?

I know what you were thinking!

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache."

The man replied, "Is that your final answer"? She said, "Yes."

...He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."

little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."

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