[FUCK YOU COCKSUCKING CUNT LICKING TWATS]'s diary

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Written about Sunday 2007-03-25
Written: (6585 days ago)
Next in thread: 6878, 6897

Okie my day was great i went to work and right after our boss left we got really busy upwards of 90 people...holy shit and we couldnt fine the gelatto recipes to make more and luckilly we mad plenty of paninni's(its a fucking type of sandwhich i cant spell the name!!) well a guy i met a couple months ago named mike just walked into my work and i didnt really notice him as i was filling his order...but then he went to pay and i just thought *look at him!* and i did and it was like instant recognition. i smiled and said "Hey! I know you!"
he kinda looked shocked and said "From where?"
i said happily "From the SCA event a couple months ago!"
and he suddenly remembered! he spoke happily "oh yea i know you!"
well we kept talking in between orders from other customers and it was great to finally have a friend there...he just hung out for like 20 or 30 mins and talked with me and he ate alot of Gelato! lol oh if any of you like italian food or have never had it before eat a friggin' turkey pesto panninni(ISDK how to spell it!!) its a sandwich with fresh mozzarella cheese, turkey(duh!), and sun dried tomatoes, and pesto...oh i know a funny joke about pesto...it goes like this:
"hey do you no what pesto is?"
"Yeah its great on salads and sandwich's very refreshing"
"No its a magician with a hair lip!" (then you say pesto like you had a hairlip...i heard that from a puppet. this guy named jeff dunham is a puppeteer and he makes them talk(i now the actual word but i aint typing it out!) hes friggin' comical! lol i love the one called Peanut.

anyways well our day was very busy at work and we sold a shit load of gelato and panninni's (fuck off!!)
then we got home and my friends son's grandma comes down and goes home(she was babysitting cause the mother and i work together and i live here and the father was at work too.) but after she drove of that dad got home and he sat down did some stuff with his computer i called my mom and talked for a bit about my day the kid kept trying to talk to me while i was on the phone with my mom! lol i kept shushing him...but he kept rambling lol kinda like im doing now!
but anyways...i got off the phone his mom was in the basement(my room) on the comp quickly chacking mail and the dad and i were un in the ground floor of the house talking to the kid...well the kid suddenly started talking about his great day with grandma(shes is a cunt from the heart..let me explain!) well the kid said his grandma gave him M&M's and they pretended like they were pills...my eyes got wide and he kept talking and said they were in a pill bottle too...i panicked on the inside but kept cool as and iceberg on the outside and said "What kinda bottle an actual pill bottle or what?"
he went silent then said "We were just pretending.." he also said my real name...but there are few who know that name.
anyways yet again...i asked him "What kinda bottle was it like my medicine bottles?"
He looked really scared then said "oh im so very sorry but i really shouldnt have said that..."
at this point my mind was frantic! but still i stayed calm on the outside...i went to the vitamin/medicine cabinet and picked out two vitamin bottles and an actual prescription bottle. i then went back over to the kid and asked him what the bottle his grandma kept the candy in looked like. he pointed to the prescription bottle and said it looked like that but shorter...his dad and i both talked to him and explained it was bad to eat candy like that and his dad and i were both calm in our face and voice tone but i was seriously ready to kill! then his mom came up stairs and i told her what was said...she well her eyes got big and she talked to the kid and me and his dad but she said calm to and this kinda shit has happened before! where trudy has told the kid not to say anything like she dressed him up like cinderella and gave him a mini screw driver when he was three and they took him to a wedding and he got really sick an had a high fever...i know this isnt smart on the moms part but the grandma is just fucking dense!
and the kid is only six!! going to be seven in july! this boy is the sweetest thing andi love him as if her were my own...i dont want him getting hurt or turned bad...

6857  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-03-23
Written: (6586 days ago)
Next in thread: 6870, 6879

I LOVE THESE PEOPLE!!
Drace
Beastman (you know i want you! lol)


AND IM IN LOVE WITH THESE. (these are not in any sort of order)
i just am *gives your the sexiest kisses ever cause i know you love them!*
Rune Takeshi *cuddles you*
Vampiric Reign *smoochies my first master*
My Juliet, I shall always love thee.
Angelic Death
Optimus Prime *smiles softly*

These are my loving pets the ones who have never left me even though i have been gone alot (i love you all)
NarcolepticLycan (talk to me damn it! i loves you an i miss you!)
Fuck Buddy (kiss)
Demoniclover(my pretty baby!)
[Stolen Penis] (good boy!)
[I'm done here] my loving pet.
[He who tries not to exist.] my new sexy marine!
[flying dutchman] i adore him... be kind to him or i will be notified!
[shadowprince] *blows you a kiss* this is my lovely pet he is new to being owned and i am teaching him!
So back the fuck off you whores and leave my men alone!!!
[xxxsubxxx] time will tell how good he is.

6851  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-03-23
Written: (6587 days ago)
Next in thread: 6853

[READ THIS
"difference between FAKE ASS friends and REAL friends
]


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Never ask for food.


[REAL FRIENDS:] are the reason you have no food.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Call your parents Mr/Mrs


[REAL FRIENDS:] Call your parents DAD/MOM


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] never seen you cry.


[REAL FRIENDS:] cry with you


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.


[REAL FRIENDS:] keep your shit so long they forget its yours.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] know a few things about you.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Would knock on your front door.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Are for awhile.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Are for life.


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.


[REAL FRIENDS:] Will knock them the fuck out


[FAKE ASS FRIENDS:] Would ignore this

[REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it]

6840  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-03-21
Written: (6588 days ago)
Next in thread: 6849



WOOOOOOTTTT!!!!

i finally have a job omfg i got hired at a gelatto shop here in dayton!! all thanks to layla!! *blows a kiss to her*

oh and more news I am getting my own place!! i have mixed emotions about that like i'm kinda happy to be living on my own but kinda freaking out cause i know im going to starve to death!! lol J/K i know how to cook a little...shit! im going to starve!

6828  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-03-20
Written: (6590 days ago)

hello all i am gonig for the night

6761  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-03-12
Written: (6598 days ago)
Next in thread: 6766

omfg my thing said i was married...lets clear things up


I AM NOT MARRIED!!!

6759  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-03-11
Written: (6598 days ago)

hello my lovely darlings...it would seem i have another problem...i have to move out of my most gracious friends house because her landlords an asshole omega! but fear not..im simply moving across the street in to a huge three bedroom half double..at least i think that what it is...anyways i need to find room mates so i dont have to pay all the rent and get left with barely any money for food..

but the bad part is...i wont have very much (if any) internet access for a while unless my dear layla lets me come over for the internet usage...

6737  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-03-10
Written: (6600 days ago)

hey i have to go for the night but will be back for 2 hours sat

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Written about Friday 2007-03-09
Written: (6601 days ago)

im just done with him!! *sobs*

i was perfectly fine today and having a great time till i got on myspace to see my once again ex being shitty to me and killing my mood!

david daniel fasick you and i are over!

and juliet(you know who you are) i love you im in love with you i dont want to lose you please dont move in with david or talk to hime any more he is not right in the head!

i just cant take the bullshit anymore...he pushed me and pushed me in the middle of me having a panic attack talking about getting with a 12 year old a married woman and getting back with two of his ex gfs!

6669  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-03-03
Written: (6607 days ago)

omfg i got asked out by a very lovely cowboy on here..sadly i had to turn him down...im sorry sugah!!

6668  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-03-03
Written: (6607 days ago)

you all think im a freak i know it!! i dont care you can all kiss my ass...well not all of you but my dear cadmus you are so adorable and tiddle and Damian and Demonic lover!! you are all such loving pets i love you all so much!!

and to my masters to the only two that have stayed with me and tried to protect me [Epic Failure.. Reign] and [shamelessbuddha] i loves you both so very much

and my juliet (you know who you are) i love you with all that i am

6664  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-03-02
Written: (6608 days ago)



this past week(the short version)

okie where to start...well umm idr remember what happened at the start of the week other than i got like 6 new story's going..bwahahahahahaa!!! yay!

i continued working on my story's thinking i was going to be getting a cell phone on the 1st...i told some of my friends that i was...but sadly i have been severly fucked over (we are skipping wenesday) thursday the first i got my cheeck and my mom brought me the money and i had to call me bank to see just how much the assholes were charging me! i found out to my dismay that i owed $241.16....O_O!!! is pretty much how i looked so i called my mom and told her the wonderful news(sarcasm)
and yea she was pissed of!! i was to you can be sure of that!!!
well my mom had only brought 120dollars with her for the bank cause originally that was all we were supposed to be paying...O_o well fortunately we and the bank took care of the problem!! so i dont havebad credit or anything and i dont owe any money any more!! YAY!!!

but sadly cause i had to pay rent and the 120 dollars at the bank and had to pay 25dollars to my grandma and mother it left me with only 100dollars to my name!! this sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6602  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-02-26
Written: (6611 days ago)

Master you shall have to wait for the pics till tomorrow!! sorry but my time ran out i wont be able to getback on till tomorrow!! this fucking sucks please forgive me!! *drops to my knees*

6587  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-02-25
Written: (6612 days ago)

Beautiful Midnight...thats me on Elftown!!! yay i was accepted yay!!

6581  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-02-25
Written: (6613 days ago)

OMFG I HAVE MY CRUXSHADOWS CD BACK FINALLY!!! *RUNS AROUND SCREAMING AND BLASTING MUSIC* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAYYY WOOOT!!
THIS IS FUCKING GREAT!!! I LOVE THIS BAND AND I LOVE MY BUNNY WHO KEPT IT SAFE FOR ME!!!! OOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOHHH!! I ALSO GOT MY THIGH HIGH BOOTS!! AND I GOT TO WEAR THEM TODAY FOR A BIT!! AND NEXT MONTH IM GOING TO GO OUT A A CLUB WITH BUNNY AND WEAR THEM!!! i hope i will be able to take William!!

sorry david bunny thinks you are crazy!! and she says your stupid mother keeps glaring at her at school!! if -I- see it im reporting your mom and when you move out you need to get that house condemned!!

*keeps running around screaming out the lyrics of the coolest band EVAH!!!*

i cant wait to get pics of me in my boots on here!!!

6568  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-02-24
Written: (6614 days ago)

going.to.bed.to.die..
.maybe.back.tomorrow.if.survive.the.heart.break
MASTER.ANGELICDEATH.WHAT.HAVE.I.DONE.TO.ANGER.YOU??

*runs.off.weeping*

6561  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-02-24
Written: (6614 days ago)

bigboogiedaddy@hotmail.com.       every/one/email/this/fucktard/and/call/him/names!!!/he/
tricks/people/into/filling/out/a/questionare/and/
once/you/fill/it/out/this/bullshit/stuff/comes/up/saying/
you've/been/fooled!!/its/absofuckinlutely/lame!!!

6560  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-02-24
Written: (6614 days ago)

WTF/FAKE/WONT/LET/ME/LOAD/MY/PICS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6553  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-02-23
Written: (6614 days ago)

okie i was looking at some new sites that popped up on my screen and yeah there was like this site called sextoons and it was from russia...i was like WTF? okie wow...
anyways the first pic that pops up is this sick as shit pic of the hulk fucking she hulk and there was al ink that i couldnt read so i scrolled down the screen and saw this nice ass sticking out in a picture so i clicked it...i thought it was something funny or atleast a good way to get new girlie pics to send to my guy friend eric who is always sending me porn ...welp it turned out it was a russian mail order lesbian site!
i was like HOLY SHIT!!!! and yeah so i left!

6527  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-02-21
Written: (6616 days ago)

this is something shitty that happened today...

i was sitting writing a fanfic of mine eating a tootsie pop and drinking juice. when i heard this loud thump! i was like WTF has hector(the parrot) knocked of the entertainment system now? well i scanned the floor with my lovely eyes and saw to my horror that the little shit had escaped his perch! "oh shit" i thought
hector stared me down and squawked at me i said "listen you little shit go find your momma(layla)" it glared at me and stood there.. i caved and got up from the couch and told it to follow me...
HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE!! the second i got near it it came at me clicking and screeching! i was like "OH SNAP WTF!?" and ran for my life... it chased me all through the main part of the house and was snapping its damn beak at me and i was like freaking out cause the little fucker can run!

6526  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-02-21
Written: (6616 days ago)

Lament of a teenage hooker:

written by my smexy, talented, loving, bighearted, yet tortured best friend "Layla"

The skinny, pale reflection... mocked me as I looked into the mirror, fried blonde hair, (I stuck out my tongue) pimples under makeup.. wow alot of makeup. I'm a little 13 year old girl dressed like a whore. But I'm in a pent house, the guy is snoring outside on the huge bed I have 200 dollars in my little purse to give to my "protector" that will keep Him from beating me tonight at least. I sometimes wonder if I'm paying Him to beat me or just to keep Him from beating me...not much difference from home...
Ah I'll do another line... the marble floor is cold under my bare feet ...what happened I'm in Junior High, now I'm in a bathroom in a penthouse, in Vegas walking the streets and sleeping with these huge, hairy men.. (laughs darkly) Well they call it sleeping. I call it acting like the pigs on my farm! They smell a little better though ...haha. Rich men who want me! A little girl form a little town ...I can get them to tell me all their secrets (please tell me I'm special?) Oh the razor is sharp.. it etches a small line as I trace it across my wrist. I think of my family I think of my teachers. Am I a failure?
I make more money then they do. Even though I don't get to keep it. But we don't keep much of what we make anyways we all pay it back to taxes (laughs darkly once again) at least I'm tax free.
All those girls in junior high making fun of me (I trace the existing line on my wrist.. it deepens) I wish they could see me now.
I have money, cars, whatever I want to wear. Wouldn't they be jealous..no I think they would laugh and call me bad names.. Oh well (sigh) They can't see the streets at night... I drag the razor across my wrist again... it really doesn't hurt much. Not as much as my life. (As I look in the mirror I see the reflection of the man sleeping in the bed)
Once again razor across blue vein.. the red crimson ribbons of blood flowing more freely down my arm... splashes on my toes...it matches the dark red polish on them. Why am I here? Do I have a purpose? Am I alive? The pain of the razor tells me so. Marble is slippery under my feet ...(looks confused) Oh it's wet. Why is it wet? Oh yeah! The blood...once again across the wrist, it's running quicker now. Almost like a river. I love you. I miss you. Can I come home?

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