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Member #4738 created: 2006-07-31 20:31:23Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/4738   

Name: Tiddle

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Oh Yeah back to the classic shit.
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Rawr Bitches.

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BITCHES LOVE ME CAUSE THEY KNOW THAT I CAN ROCK!!!

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Drunk-assSlutSlave
AdventurerSex-monsterCrazy kid
Bondage artistBondage artRebel
Obedient servant

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleMale
SlaveSexaddictYounger than 18
18-30 yearsMistressSlim people
Short peopleTall Peoplebisexuals
genderlessheteroshypersexed

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: unknown

Sexual perversions
necrophiliabondage-makingbondage-tying
stalkingrapinggiving spanking
having spanking

Body shape: normal

Height: 190

Age: 116

Description:
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Be Warned Listen to these Rules...or DIE!

The Rules mentioned after this are taken with permission from ["My bad...here's a tissue."]

RuLeS



I, personally, have absolutely no tolerance for any ‘derogatory’ terms of attraction.
i.e. “Sexy,” “Hot,” etc.

I will have no tolerance for one word messages or ’pointless’ messages.
i.e. “Hi,” “Hello,” and “Sup” is NOT tolerated, ever.

I will have little tolerance for net speak!
Exceptions will be given to “TTYL,” “BRB,” "LOL," "LMAO," and “G2G.”

I will have no tolerance for comments towards my body figure!
i.e. “Nice Tits” WILL result in an immediate blocking!

I will have no tolerance for ANYONE starting an ‘unannounced’ cyber session!

I will also have no tolerance for anyone immediately asking for any other means of contact!

All of these WILL result in you being blocked. If, however, I have already spoken with you and we have had no problems from the past times spoken, you may receive another chance. If you have written me a ‘Relation Request’ or a ‘Sexypoint’ with any of the above in it, please change it ASAP or I WILL delete them.
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PLEASE DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN




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Hey i'm Tom. Well there isn't a lot to say that i really want widely know. Read the description if you want to. Any questions ask. I'm 6'1 natural blonde (dirty blode) but my hair color is never blonde. i love to draw and the basics. Ask me anything else...seeya.
Are You Hot? Your Total Hot Points: 330

<URL:http://s1.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=58262> THis is just some nude pics!
Here is an excert from my book...yes that i am writing:

Khand'haz stalked silently towards his mistress. 
His somewhat baggy pants swaying and his vest open exposing his pure black skin. 
The white locks that drifted down his head was calling card of his people, the dark elves. 
Now his eyes shifted to a gray color.
She had called to him and he for some reason found ignoring it was not an option. 
He had been walking his feet under his control but he didn't know where they were taking him. 
He didn't care. 
Her show of mental poweress always left him agitated. 
Why couldn't she have passed on the Telekenetic and Telepathic abilities she had? 
He was know throughout the dark as the assassin of choice. 
People paid him top dollar because his skills with a blade. 
Alive he had been the top weaponmaster of his homeland. 
Dead he was no less skilled...
As he rounded the bend he stopped suddenly. There she was. 
Drapped in her normal black dress. 
The smoothness of her pale skin made her a beauty but he had though that was just want the vampyric DNA demanded. Beauty. 
He had fell in love with her as a mortal. Now he was in no less love but he was no longer under her powers...to a point.
"Hello Alice" He had purposely dropped her last name. 
Some would think that a disrespect. 
She hated her father, but loved him as well. How ironic. 
In the Dark, families lasted longer then any...and they found new blood to bring in. He had been her first change...and her last. 

Dark elves like Khand were against the rules to change. 
That is how he had become but he had chosen to not change his family. 
The baskstabbers would rather see him dead then watch his power only advance. 
How pitiful. He murder them to a person. 
He smiled in recollection.

Raziel stepped his way through the crowded
corridors. The light that flirted the path
in the area shone off his skin as his
determined stride sent him straight towards
the source of the light.

"Raziel! What are you doing?" came the voice
so familiar. The transparent wings that
fluttered down the mysterious figure's,
known only as Raziel, back. It caught the
light and reflected it brillantly. A small
boy, the source of the voice, approached the
man still calling as he came closer.

"Dai, what is it?" the voice from Raziel
would have shocked someone that didn't know
him. It was the opposite of what was
expected. It carried with it the sound one
would swear came from the chorus of God's
own choir.

Dai stopped infront of the Angel looking not
in the least bit like he he cared that
Raziel might be in a hurry. "Where are you
going?" came the reluctant question.

"Dai, no foolishness. I am in a hurry. What
do you want?" the impatience in<br> his
voice pierced the melody of his angelic
voice.

As expected, the scorned child dropped his
head and walked away. Raziel's gazed
followed, an icy blue pair of orbs, finally
turned back to the lightened corridor. His
pale complexion immediately contrasted his
raven stark hair.

Continuing on his passage, blood soaked
memories shattered the peace in his mind.
Stepping towards his destination he heard
the doors shut and the presence he'd been
waiting for began to carassed his body. It
made him feel naked, but it wouldn't have
mattered. This was the Divine Eye. This was
God.

Raziel waited while the deity delighted in
the masterpiece that was his body. Being
created with the thought of an angel brought
about the beauty that the Rank entitled. He
was anything but an Angel.

The child like tendencies of God had started
out a thousand or so years ago. It was as if
the Divine One had all of the sudden became
an All powerful three year old with the
wisdom of the universe at his command. It
had unnerved his devoted, but no one
questioned him.

Raziel felt the release as he closed his
eyes. When he re-opened them the intensity
has had returned and his voice beamed with
servitude. "My Lord, you sent for me?"

For a long time no answer came. Suddenly the
voice filled his everything, "Raziel, you
have been my treasure since I created you
those millenia ago. I have a mission for
you. The Darkness devours my lightly, vanish
the evil."

The voice went silent and the light that had
viberated with the symphonic tones.
Composing himself without a word Raziel
turned and left. The words to his mission
burned into every cell of his being.
Purify the Darkness. And so the
assassin re-awoke and death was his market.
But for whom did God wish cleansed.


This sexy vixen is to Die for...Touch her and DIE you will...<br>
[katerz]
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Sex Test ::Taken from[sexyangel]::(How good are you at sex?)
Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).
If your a virgin don't be dissappionted in your #.
AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.
Copy this and post your own bulletin!
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].
-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.
lookie look i'mma 10! fuck you all

Gender: he-woman

Place of living: Travelling around

Exact place of living: Hell

Known languages
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