[The Original Zombie]'s diary

15139  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-08-07
Written: (5952 days ago)

Ben & Jerry's AmeriCone Dream.

Enough said. :D

15092  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-07-30
Written: (5959 days ago)

There's only one quote that could tell how I'm feeling right now, and it comes from Generation Kill's Ray Person;

"I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad. I'm moto, dude!"


8D

15068  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-07-28
Written: (5962 days ago)

Ow, Goddamnit, OW.

I worked about 15 hours nonstop.

I was lifting furniture in excess of 50-100 lbs.

My whole fucking body is sore..

14991  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-07-21
Written: (5969 days ago)

So, I've been going through FAKE, and I see alot of SOMETHING on people's web page.

So, I must say this...

STOP FUCKING BREAKING RULES 1 & 2, MKAY?![/CRUISECONTROLFORCOOL]

AND...

If you have no idea of the meanings behind what you are putting in your description that is Internet/meme related, then you should go kill yourself. Most likely by cutting off your face with a processor.

kthxbai.

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Written about Friday 2008-07-18
Written: (5972 days ago)

I notice this alot on this site, but I ALWAYS notice this in real life scenarios as well...

Why the FUCK do most people that are homosexual or bisexual hate a certain gender? It's annoying that someone judges the whole male or female populace on the basis of a few or a few hundred(?) assholes that they've had the rotten luck of socializing with?

Not all men are sex-driven assmunchers, and not all women are sex-driven cumdumpsters. I should know, I found a good few that aren't on the Internet as well as in real life.

It just pisses me off that someone will be like "OH I DON'T LIKE GUYS. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANNA CHAT, DON'T FUCKING MESSAGE ME OR I'LL REPLY TO IT AND TYPE IN CAPS LIKE THIS AND BLOCK YOU AFTERWARDS!" And possibly miss the chance to have a good friend that doesn't think of you as a sex object.

But whatever, you can't change the socially challenged homosexuals/bisexuals. They're too stubborn..

NOTE: Before ANYONE calls me a fucking fag-hater, and puts me in the same boat as Fred Phelps, notice my profile. Now notice the sexual preference. It says both genders, doesn't it?

You are now aware that I am bisexual.

/RANT

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