[The Original Zombie]'s diary

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Written about Wednesday 2009-03-25
Written: (5722 days ago)

*singsong*God Pocket*/singsong*

XD

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Written about Saturday 2009-02-21
Written: (5754 days ago)

I'm going to Chicago for the weekend. Hopefully I'll make it out of there alive.

Wish me luck, FAKE.

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Written about Tuesday 2009-01-20
Written: (5786 days ago)

(While playing Rainbow Six: Vegas)
"Now that they're gone, I'm gonna go do what I do best."
"What? Prematurely ejaculate on someone's leg?"

(I lol'd.)

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Written about Thursday 2008-12-25
Written: (5811 days ago)

Christmas loot:

XBox 360 Pro (60GB HDD)
Play & Charge kit for 360 Controller
Brother's In Arms: Hell's Highway
Grand Theft Auto IV
Rainbow Six: Las Vegas
A bag of Dutch peppermint candy labeled Pepermunt Ballen
A big-ass bottle of Tabasco hot sauce (12floz)
A box of Earl Grey tea
A Kingston 2GB Flash Drive

I feel like a kid again. :D

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Written about Monday 2008-12-01
Written: (5835 days ago)

Last night I was playing Grand Theft Auto IV for the Xbox 360. I was waiting for the Lawyer mission to take effect (go to the interview). While doing that I was running people over and crashing into cars. Since I was laughing, my father decided to 'question' my mental state, basically saying that if I liked to do that in the game, I might go do it in real life.

It upsets me that people still think like this. Sure, I may go and steal a car while killing someone and actually do something out of GTA IV.. If I was mentally disturbed and didn't know video games from reality. I know what's right and wrong, AND I can tell what is reality and what isn't.

...If I had that mindest, wouldn't I grab a sword and start lurking in caves for treasure? (lol)

In closing, fuck you Jack Thompson, for putting that thought into people. Fuck you hard in the face with a dull knife.

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Written about Thursday 2008-09-04
Written: (5924 days ago)

Marlboro 50's. The greatest waste of money I have seen next to the DVD rewinder.

Don't buy it, you could buy regular sized smokes for a buck or so more.

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Written about Saturday 2008-08-23
Written: (5936 days ago)

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA.

Goddamnit, I'm so bored.

SOMEONE. ENTERTAIN ME. OR ELSE I'LL CALL AL GORE.

(Kudos to any who get the inside joke.)

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Written about Monday 2008-08-11
Written: (5948 days ago)

-Letter number: 6721495
From: [gone-] (I will hum you a song about nothing at all.)
To: [The Original Zombie] (OM NOM NOM NOM)
Sent mail 2008-08-11 04:07:43
Comment in 6721637




I'm aware that your description asks for more than a simple "hello", but I can't think of anything else to say right away ^_^
So please accept my "Hello"?
=]-

I love it when people surprise me.. Makes me feel good. :D

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Written about Thursday 2008-08-07
Written: (5952 days ago)

Ben & Jerry's AmeriCone Dream.

Enough said. :D

15092  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-07-30
Written: (5959 days ago)

There's only one quote that could tell how I'm feeling right now, and it comes from Generation Kill's Ray Person;

"I'm on it like a motherfucker, Brad. I'm moto, dude!"


8D

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Written about Monday 2008-07-28
Written: (5962 days ago)

Ow, Goddamnit, OW.

I worked about 15 hours nonstop.

I was lifting furniture in excess of 50-100 lbs.

My whole fucking body is sore..

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Written about Monday 2008-07-21
Written: (5969 days ago)

So, I've been going through FAKE, and I see alot of SOMETHING on people's web page.

So, I must say this...

STOP FUCKING BREAKING RULES 1 & 2, MKAY?![/CRUISECONTROLFORCOOL]

AND...

If you have no idea of the meanings behind what you are putting in your description that is Internet/meme related, then you should go kill yourself. Most likely by cutting off your face with a processor.

kthxbai.

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Written about Friday 2008-07-18
Written: (5972 days ago)

I notice this alot on this site, but I ALWAYS notice this in real life scenarios as well...

Why the FUCK do most people that are homosexual or bisexual hate a certain gender? It's annoying that someone judges the whole male or female populace on the basis of a few or a few hundred(?) assholes that they've had the rotten luck of socializing with?

Not all men are sex-driven assmunchers, and not all women are sex-driven cumdumpsters. I should know, I found a good few that aren't on the Internet as well as in real life.

It just pisses me off that someone will be like "OH I DON'T LIKE GUYS. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANNA CHAT, DON'T FUCKING MESSAGE ME OR I'LL REPLY TO IT AND TYPE IN CAPS LIKE THIS AND BLOCK YOU AFTERWARDS!" And possibly miss the chance to have a good friend that doesn't think of you as a sex object.

But whatever, you can't change the socially challenged homosexuals/bisexuals. They're too stubborn..

NOTE: Before ANYONE calls me a fucking fag-hater, and puts me in the same boat as Fred Phelps, notice my profile. Now notice the sexual preference. It says both genders, doesn't it?

You are now aware that I am bisexual.

/RANT

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