[Lavin]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2011-07-26
Written: (4868 days ago)

Tyree McCarroll
Why are things from japan a million times cuter?
Is there a cute gene that america just doesnt have like they do?
I bet thier flowers even smell nicer.

Zach Marten
Yeah, but you have to factor in this is the same country that sells used schoolgirl panties in vending machines, spawned tentacle rape, and where reading porn magazines on the morning train is just part of daily life.
They're cute.
But..
There's also something slightly disturbed with them.

Tyree McCarroll
but..

Zach Marten
Oh.
And their porn is pixelated.
Like, WAT.

Tyree McCarroll
mmm tentacle..
i mean..
used panties.. ew. D:

Zach Marten
X3


Tyree McCarroll
Iwanttoseeproofofthat.
Isn't that a health hazard?

Zach Marten
Not to ronery businessman.
Remember, this is a country whose populace eats live squid and Fugu. Health hazard doesn't mean the same thing over there that it does over here.

Tyree McCarroll
"Fuck, I love the train rides to work! Porn and sniffin' dirty panties. God damn I love japan."

Zach Marten
o_o

Tyree McCarroll
You like it.
Point is, their flowers smell nicer..

Zach Marten
I bet they smell like used tentacle panties.
Ohgod.
I freaked myself out with that.

Tyree McCarroll
Why am I still hungry after that..? xD

Zach Marten
ono

Tyree McCarroll
Can tentacles.. wear.. panties..?

Zach Marten
Technically, they can wear a whole girl.

Tyree McCarroll
OMGALEX
e __e

Zach Marten
XD

Tyree McCarroll
-mind explodes-

Zach Marten
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.

Tyree McCarroll
I cried a little.

It's moments like this that make me love life.

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Written about Sunday 2011-07-24
Written: (4870 days ago)

OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER.
BACARDI 151 UP IN THIS BITCH.
*passes out*

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Written about Wednesday 2011-07-20
Written: (4874 days ago)

Oh please GOD let me be able to go to this. Please, work, don't schedule me for this day.

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Written about Sunday 2011-07-10
Written: (4884 days ago)

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Remember that feeling you'd get as you'd fall asleep on the night before your birthday, wondering if you'd feel different in the morning?
You'd wake up feeling exactly the same, right?
I have to say, it actually feels...different, being 20 now. It's not a bad feeling, by any means! Just, an odd thing to put into perspective. My teen years are officially over. I feel like I've actually left a chapter of my life behind.

Oh well.

PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h7xEEh7mFg&feature=feedlik

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Written about Thursday 2011-06-30
Written: (4894 days ago)

I'm throwing a rave, and I'm putting this in my DJ set. You're all invited. Bring lots of drugs. I mean friends. Yeah. Friends. >w>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U1_pkEm858&feature=feedlik

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Written about Friday 2011-06-10
Written: (4914 days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpS7nCweYZI&feature=player_embedded#at=123
Don't even tell me you didn't get up and start shaking yo thang after the drop.

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Written about Wednesday 2011-06-08
Written: (4917 days ago)

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Fucking hell.
Working a long day.
Cute girl randomly hands me her number on her receipt, says 'call me' with the cutest blushy giggle I've ever heard.
fuckyeah.jpg
Wait a day.
Call the number like a boss.
It's a rejection hotline.
Forever alone.

This shit seriously makes me want to go gay.

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Written about Saturday 2011-06-04
Written: (4921 days ago)

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And what was supposed to be a carefree, fun night was ruined when coke fiends showed up.
My friends have strange taste in friends.

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Written about Thursday 2011-06-02
Written: (4922 days ago)

I love coffee.
That is all.

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Written about Wednesday 2011-05-25
Written: (4930 days ago)

FUCK FUCK FUCK
WAS GETTING READY FOR WORK
DRANK COFFEE
TOOK RITALIN
GOT SO JACKED UP
WORK CALLED ME OFF
FUCK FUCK FUCK
LETS GO FUCKING

DO

SOMETHING.
SHIT MAN
LETS PARTY OR SOMETHING

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Written about Tuesday 2011-05-24
Written: (4931 days ago)

And thus, the first link in a long chain of vices and addictions in my future is forged today.

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Written about Saturday 2011-05-21
Written: (4934 days ago)

It's the end of the world as we know it -- REM:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Fact of the day: Jesus said backwards sounds like sausage.
Happy Rapture, all!

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Written about Friday 2011-05-20
Written: (4935 days ago)

Two shots, straight espresso.

YYYYEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW.

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Written about Tuesday 2011-05-17
Written: (4938 days ago)

Take my love,
Take my land,

Take me where I _cannot stand.

I don't care,
I'm still free. 

You can't take the sky from me.

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Written about Saturday 2011-05-07
Written: (4949 days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD7krxYx5mQ
This...
This touches a part of my heart that I'd forgotten completely about.

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Written about Wednesday 2011-05-04
Written: (4951 days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtrqGZDrkLY&feature=related
Oh, I do so love a gorgeous, well produced synth atmosphere.
This is deep thought music if ever there was such a thing.

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Written about Saturday 2011-04-30
Written: (4955 days ago)

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Adendem!
Last night. Words cannot describe.
Long story short, you know it was a good night when you hiccup, and taste coffee, cigarettes, and watermellon lube.
I'll leave it at that, and let your minds wander where they will. ;]

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Written about Saturday 2011-04-30
Written: (4955 days ago)

I don't even have words. I just saw a girl I haven't seen or heard from for a year in a half. Here I am, sipping on my coffee, and I see her walk past the window and sit down.
My heart fucking stopped.
Then raced so hard I couldn't even think straight.
I shit you not, I got dizzy.
I went outside, said 'hi' in a tentative way, and she looked around, saw me, and smiled. We went on a walk, talked, caught up...
My life just got so, SO much better.
I'm still shaking.
:D

(ps, consider me back. ♥)

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Written about Friday 2011-04-29
Written: (4956 days ago)

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There's a very real possibility that I might loose my job in a couple weeks.
The friend who is my biggest musical inspiration is moving to New York in a couple weeks.
My best friend, my only remaining good influence, is leaving for a two year long mission trip in a couple weeks.
Last but not least, I'll be seeing my friend Ashley off as she moves to Georgia in a couple weeks.
I'm going to be...so utterly alone.

When it rains, it fucking pours.
Yeah, anyway. Just thought I'd keep y'all updated, I haven't abandoned you, I promise. ♥

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Written about Thursday 2011-04-21
Written: (4965 days ago)

Taking an e-break. See you all...er, whenever I get back.
Stuff needs to get sorted out.

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Written about Tuesday 2011-04-19
Written: (4967 days ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Vc1uktH5lQ&feature=bf_next&list=PL73D8FE947225C243&index=4
Collapse Light Into Earth.
Listen.
Love

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