[Lavin]'s diary
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.
I'm so out of it from last night. Amazing rave was amazing.
Tyree McCarroll
Why are things from japan a million times cuter?
Is there a cute gene that america just doesnt have like they do?
I bet thier flowers even smell nicer.
Zach Marten
Yeah, but you have to factor in this is the same country that sells used schoolgirl panties in vending machines, spawned tentacle rape, and where reading porn magazines on the morning train is just part of daily life.
They're cute.
But..
There's also something slightly disturbed with them.
Tyree McCarroll
but..
Zach Marten
Oh.
And their porn is pixelated.
Like, WAT.
Tyree McCarroll
mmm tentacle..
i mean..
used panties.. ew. D:
Zach Marten
X3
Tyree McCarroll
Iwanttoseeproo
Isn't that a health hazard?
Zach Marten
Not to ronery businessman.
Remember, this is a country whose populace eats live squid and Fugu. Health hazard doesn't mean the same thing over there that it does over here.
Tyree McCarroll
"Fuck, I love the train rides to work! Porn and sniffin' dirty panties. God damn I love japan."
Zach Marten
o_o
Tyree McCarroll
You like it.
Point is, their flowers smell nicer..
Zach Marten
I bet they smell like used tentacle panties.
Ohgod.
I freaked myself out with that.
Tyree McCarroll
Why am I still hungry after that..? xD
Zach Marten
ono
Tyree McCarroll
Can tentacles.. wear.. panties..?
Zach Marten
Technically, they can wear a whole girl.
Tyree McCarroll
OMGALEX
e __e
Zach Marten
XD
Tyree McCarroll
-mind explodes-
Zach Marten
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
Tyree McCarroll
I cried a little.
It's moments like this that make me love life.
OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER.
BACARDI 151 UP IN THIS BITCH.
*passes out*
Oh please GOD let me be able to go to this. Please, work, don't schedule me for this day.
Remember that feeling you'd get as you'd fall asleep on the night before your birthday, wondering if you'd feel different in the morning?
You'd wake up feeling exactly the same, right?
I have to say, it actually feels...differ
Oh well.
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD.
http://www.you
I'm throwing a rave, and I'm putting this in my DJ set. You're all invited. Bring lots of drugs. I mean friends. Yeah. Friends. >w>
http://www.you
http://www.you
Don't even tell me you didn't get up and start shaking yo thang after the drop.
Written about Wednesday 2011-06-08
Written: (4917 days ago)
Fucking hell.
Working a long day.
Cute girl randomly hands me her number on her receipt, says 'call me' with the cutest blushy giggle I've ever heard.
fuckyeah.jpg
Wait a day.
Call the number like a boss.
It's a rejection hotline.
Forever alone.
This shit seriously makes me want to go gay.
Written about Saturday 2011-06-04
Written: (4921 days ago)
And what was supposed to be a carefree, fun night was ruined when coke fiends showed up.
My friends have strange taste in friends.
I love coffee.
That is all.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WAS GETTING READY FOR WORK
DRANK COFFEE
TOOK RITALIN
GOT SO JACKED UP
WORK CALLED ME OFF
FUCK FUCK FUCK
LETS GO FUCKING
DO
SOMETHING.SHIT MAN
LETS PARTY OR SOMETHING
And thus, the first link in a long chain of vices and addictions in my future is forged today.
It's the end of the world as we know it -- REM:
http://www.you
Fact of the day: Jesus said backwards sounds like sausage.
Happy Rapture, all!
Two shots, straight espresso.
YYYYEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWW.
Take my love, Take my land, Take me where I cannot stand. I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me.
http://www.you
This...
This touches a part of my heart that I'd forgotten completely about.
http://www.you
Oh, I do so love a gorgeous, well produced synth atmosphere.
This is deep thought music if ever there was such a thing.
Written about Saturday 2011-04-30
Written: (4955 days ago)
Adendem!
Last night. Words cannot describe.
Long story short, you know it was a good night when you hiccup, and taste coffee, cigarettes, and watermellon lube.
I'll leave it at that, and let your minds wander where they will. ;]
I don't even have words. I just saw a girl I haven't seen or heard from for a year in a half. Here I am, sipping on my coffee, and I see her walk past the window and sit down.
My heart fucking stopped.
Then raced so hard I couldn't even think straight.
I shit you not, I got dizzy.
I went outside, said 'hi' in a tentative way, and she looked around, saw me, and smiled. We went on a walk, talked, caught up...
My life just got so, SO much better.
I'm still shaking.
:D
(ps, consider me back. ♥)
There's a very real possibility that I might loose my job in a couple weeks.
The friend who is my biggest musical inspiration is moving to New York in a couple weeks.
My best friend, my only remaining good influence, is leaving for a two year long mission trip in a couple weeks.
Last but not least, I'll be seeing my friend Ashley off as she moves to Georgia in a couple weeks.
I'm going to be...so utterly alone.
When it rains, it fucking pours.
Yeah, anyway. Just thought I'd keep y'all updated, I haven't abandoned you, I promise. ♥