I'm going to start posting gorgeous REAL music nao, kay? Kay.
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Ever hear a song so beautiful, that despite yourself, tears stream down your face?
Because dicking around in FL Studio makes me a DJ.
Check me and the sample of my first track out.
http://soundcl
Face down in the shit,
Promise I will never quit.
Pourin' till the bottle's done,
Tell me are we havin' fun?
Pick your poison.
http://soundcl
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"The sunlight hurts my eyes."
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Gettin pumped for Skrillex. Mmff.
I will be insanely lucky if I'm ever able to hear from my right ear again.
Skrillex in October, Awolnation tomorrow.
Life is pretty damn good.
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.
I'm so out of it from last night. Amazing rave was amazing.
Tyree McCarroll
Why are things from japan a million times cuter?
Is there a cute gene that america just doesnt have like they do?
I bet thier flowers even smell nicer.
Zach Marten
Yeah, but you have to factor in this is the same country that sells used schoolgirl panties in vending machines, spawned tentacle rape, and where reading porn magazines on the morning train is just part of daily life.
They're cute.
But..
There's also something slightly disturbed with them.
Tyree McCarroll
but..
Zach Marten
Oh.
And their porn is pixelated.
Like, WAT.
Tyree McCarroll
mmm tentacle..
i mean..
used panties.. ew. D:
Zach Marten
X3
Tyree McCarroll
Iwanttoseeproo
Isn't that a health hazard?
Zach Marten
Not to ronery businessman.
Remember, this is a country whose populace eats live squid and Fugu. Health hazard doesn't mean the same thing over there that it does over here.
Tyree McCarroll
"Fuck, I love the train rides to work! Porn and sniffin' dirty panties. God damn I love japan."
Zach Marten
o_o
Tyree McCarroll
You like it.
Point is, their flowers smell nicer..
Zach Marten
I bet they smell like used tentacle panties.
Ohgod.
I freaked myself out with that.
Tyree McCarroll
Why am I still hungry after that..? xD
Zach Marten
ono
Tyree McCarroll
Can tentacles.. wear.. panties..?
Zach Marten
Technically, they can wear a whole girl.
Tyree McCarroll
OMGALEX
e __e
Zach Marten
XD
Tyree McCarroll
-mind explodes-
Zach Marten
YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE.
Tyree McCarroll
I cried a little.
It's moments like this that make me love life.
OH SHIT MOTHERFUCKER.
BACARDI 151 UP IN THIS BITCH.
*passes out*
Oh please GOD let me be able to go to this. Please, work, don't schedule me for this day.
Remember that feeling you'd get as you'd fall asleep on the night before your birthday, wondering if you'd feel different in the morning?
You'd wake up feeling exactly the same, right?
I have to say, it actually feels...differ
Oh well.
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD.
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I'm throwing a rave, and I'm putting this in my DJ set. You're all invited. Bring lots of drugs. I mean friends. Yeah. Friends. >w>
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Don't even tell me you didn't get up and start shaking yo thang after the drop.
Fucking hell.
Working a long day.
Cute girl randomly hands me her number on her receipt, says 'call me' with the cutest blushy giggle I've ever heard.
fuckyeah.jpg
Wait a day.
Call the number like a boss.
It's a rejection hotline.
Forever alone.
This shit seriously makes me want to go gay.
And what was supposed to be a carefree, fun night was ruined when coke fiends showed up.
My friends have strange taste in friends.
I love coffee.
That is all.
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WAS GETTING READY FOR WORK
DRANK COFFEE
TOOK RITALIN
GOT SO JACKED UP
WORK CALLED ME OFF
FUCK FUCK FUCK
LETS GO FUCKING
And thus, the first link in a long chain of vices and addictions in my future is forged today.