Going to I-CON This April, anyone wanna meet up for a drink or something?

Hey all, My name's Brett, I'm 21 and I'm in college. I'm studying to be a history teacher. I love to play games, sexual and non-sexual, I'm a video-game addict. I'm also a sex-addict. I don't really know what else to say...yea...ask me whatever.

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A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.

The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholicism is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.

A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

~* If you would leave the classroom, re post this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *~

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 How the Pussy Was Made

Seven wise men made up their minds
to build them a pussy of their own design
The first was a woodworker, full of wit
With a hammer and chisal he made the slit,
The second was a blacksmith, black as coal,
With anvel and hammer he made the hole,
The third was a tailor, skinny and slim
with a peace of red ribbon he lined it within
The forth was a furrier, tall and stout
with the skin of a beaver he lined in without,
The fifth was a fisherman old and bent
with a dead smelly catfish he gave it the sent
The sixth was a teacher with a B.A. degree
He padded it and felt it and said it would pee
The seventh was a rabi, a mean little runt
He fucked it, and blessed it and called it a cunt.