I enjoy dancing in the rain, and I never eat yellow snow. I like my eggs over easy and unfertilized. i enjoy playing Devil’s advocate, and the The Jerry Springer Show makes me feel like a good person inside. If you play, and/or sing Christmas songs in my presence, I will likely interrupt your choral with a tremendously tragic and graphic story about someone dying in a chimney. I’m not a very sympathetic person, but I would jump into traffic to save a critter (turtle, duck, Narwhal …). I knew a blind guy who is racist. Holy water tastes just like Aquafina, with a kick. Sneeze on me, I sneeze on you. I sleep next to a ninja, bear mace and a machete.