I am married now and have two children, Mikal, and William.I still try to party when ever possible and have taken Up MMA fighting, i am still amature but i love to do it.So if your down with ufc and all that give me a woot woot.It is extreamly fun and has helped me quit smoking and shit so hells yeah, I will try to get you guys some new photos soon!








:1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.



2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.



3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.



4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"



5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.



6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".



7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."



8. Don't use any punctuation marks



9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.



10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.



11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".



12. Sing along at the opera.



13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.



14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.



15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.



16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.



17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"



18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"



19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."



20. Put this in all of your profiles.

Pay off your MasterCard with your Visa.


Pop some popcorn without putting on the lid.


When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.


Send yourself a CandyGram.


Have a tea party with your pets.


Make a list of things to do that you have already done.


Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to school as if nothing was wrong.


Write checks with Roman numerals.


Write "Out to lunch" on your forehead.


Leaf through a National Geographic and draw clothes on everybody.


Drive to the store in reverse.


Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.


Read the dictionary backwards and look for hidden messages.


Bill your doctor for time spent in the waiting room.


Stare at people through the points of a fork and pretend they're in jail.


Make up a language and stop someone to ask for directions.


Write a short story using alphabet soup.


Talk to your fish.


Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias.


Start conversations with the words, "Did you ever wonder why..."


Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate suspiciously.


Buy a complete set of Transformers. Play with them loudly. If people comment, tell them with a straight face, "There's more to them than meets the eye