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Optimus_Prime

Member #3835 created: 2006-04-08 16:27:42Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/optimus_prime   
Email: Chris_Vance2387@yahoo.com

Name: Chris Vance

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me outside of work

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me *grins*

Titles
Drunk-assSlutSex-monster
Crazy kidRebel

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleMale
Horny CoupleSexaddictYounger than 18
18-30 yearsFat peopleSlim people
Muscular peopleShort peopleTall People
bisexualshomosexualsheteros

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Sexual perversions
feetbondage-tyingwatching
giving spankinghaving spankinggetting analsex
giving analsexdick-sucking

Body shape: a little overweight

Height: 175

Age: 23Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 9Day of birth: 9

Description:
I'm into Anime. It's my life. Basically anything on Adult Swim on cartoon network, Justice League, Teen Titans, I'm basically a big little kid. I love cartoons. Geeks turn me on, especially video game geeks, I LOVE video games, they are my life. My favorites are: the ENTIRE Final Fantasy series, City Of Heroes, City Of Villains, World Of Warcraft, Contra, Sonic.



+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).
If your a virgin don't be dissappionted in your #.

AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.


Copy this and post your own bulletin!


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
50

-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
45

-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
40

-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
40

-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
35

-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
33

-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
30

-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
30

-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
30

-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
28

-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
25

-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand]. 20

-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
20

-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].
20

-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.
20
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
20

-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
20

-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn. 15

-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
attepmted counts. 12

-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex. 10

-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
10

-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys. 5

-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour. 2

-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex. 0

-Subtract 20 if you've had sex with out a condom. -20




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that's right so don't fuck with me or you'll hafta deal with her!

Gender: male

Place of living: USA-Maine

Exact place of living: Bath

Known languages
English

General Interests
alcoholanimalsart
booksgamescars
cookingdancingelectronics
filmmotorcyclesmusic
partyplantspoetry
politicspornplain role playing
sciencesmokingshopping
sportingtheatretravelling
watching sportwriting


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