"The true role of infantry is not to expend itself upon heroic physical effort, not to wither away under merciless machine-gun fire, not to impale itself on hostile bayonets, but on the contrary, to advance under the maximum possible protection of the maximum possible array of mechanical resources, in the form of guns, machine-guns, tanks, mortars and aeroplanes; to advance with as little impediment as possible; to be relieved as far as possible of the obligation to fight their way forward."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Corps
gday everyone
*Are you a virgin? yes
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? 14
*Age you first masturbated? cant remember
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? N/A
*Age first had recieved oral sex? N/A
*Age first given oral sex? N/A
*Age lost virginity? N/A
*Favorite sex position? N/A
*Do you make booty calls? what are they?
*Have you responded to a booty call? agen wha?
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? N/A
*Had oral sex? No
*Had anal sex? No
*Had sex with someone you met online? No
*Had sex with someone you met on MySpace? No
*Kissed anyone you met on MySpace? No
*The last time you had sex was? N/A
*The last time you fooled around with someone? N/A
*Had cyber sex? Yes
*Kissed a member of the same sex? yes on the cheek
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? 1
*Kissed in public? Yes
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? No
*Devoted a whole day 0f sex ? N0
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No
*Received open praise for sexual technique? N0
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? N0
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? N0t g0t a partner
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth?
again n0t g0t a partner
*Had sex while totally dressed? No
*Had sex while standing up? N0
*Had sex in the kitchen? N0
*Had sex in your bedroom? N0
*Had sex in the laundry room? nah
*Had sex in your bed? N0
*Had sex in your parents bed? N0
*Had sex on a table? N0
*Had sex in a bathroom? N0
*Had sex during a party? N0
*Had drunkin sex? N0
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? N0
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? N0
*Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? N0
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? N0
*Used ice erotically? N0
*Used hot melted wax erotically? no
*Shaved your pubic hair? 0nce
*Used a sex toy? N0
*Own a sex toy? No
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? N0
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? no
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? N0
*Given sex in sympathy? N0
*Had sex with a virgin? N0
*Ever cheated on someone? N0
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? Nope
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? N0
*What is the most you've done with them? how long ya got?
*Had sex with just a friend? N0
*Had sex with anothers mate? N0
*Had sex with a teacher? No
*Had sex with a boss? no
*Had sex with a relative? No
*Had sex with a pet? Nope
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Nah
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? No
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No
*Had more than 20 sexual partners? No
*Had more than 10 sexual partners? No
*Had more than 5 sexual partners? N0
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? N0
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? Nope
*Made out with more than 20 different people? N0
*Fooled around with more than 20 different people? N0
*Fooled around with more than 10 different people? N0
*Had a menage-a-trois
? no
*Had group sex (more than 3)? No
*Participated in a swap/swinging club? No
*Had two regular partners at the same time? Nope
*Had sex in a public place? N0
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? N0
*Had sex on the roof of a building? N0
*Had sex in a stationary car? N0
*Had sex in a taxi cab? No
*Had sex in a moving car? N0
*Are you a member of the mile high club? Nope
*Had sex outdoors at night? N0
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? No
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? No
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? N0
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? nah
*Had sex at your office or other work area? N0
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? N0
*Had sex in a public restroom? N0
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No
*Had sex in a dark theatre? Nope
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? N0NE
*Had sex in an elevator? No
*Had sex in a cemetery? No
*Had sex in a store dressing room? No
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? No
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? nah
*Felt a stranger up? No
*Looked at a nude magazine? yes
*Looked at an explicit magazine? yes
*Watched a porno? Yes
*Look at porn online? Yes
*Seen a live stripper? N0
*Seen a live sex show? No
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? N0
*Showered with a partner? N0
*Bathed with someone? N0
*Flashed someone? Yes
*Streaked with a group of six or more? No
*Stripped for someone? N0
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? No
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? N0
*Showered while someone watched? N0
*Masturbated? Yes
*Masturbated while someone watched? N0
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No
*Masturbated covertly in public? N0
*Masturbated while on the phone? N0
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? never
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? yes
*The last time you masturbated watching someone on cam? yesterday
*Masturbated to someone's picture? yes
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching? No
*Been walked in on while having sex? N0
*Walked in on someone else having sex? N0
*Had phone sex? yes
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? N0
*Been the photographer for a nude photo? No
*Been photographed nude? N0
*Been photographed having sex? no
*Been videotaped having sex? N0
*Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? no but i dunno if id like that 
