I'm a little crazy and always horny AND THAT MEANS LADIES ONLY! I'll only kill you if you piss me off. I like sharp pointy objects and I'm rather gifted with explosives. Any male tries anything with me or my slaves you will have your dick removed with a dull spoon! Then it will be fed to you after it makes a pit stop at the blender. I'm all for capital punishment and all that medeival shit! PS I HEAR PEOPLE ARE TASTY,(and i just happen to be a good cook,) SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME! Thank you for stopping by my house have a nice day!

Yours Truly,

The Jolly Roger

P.s. Women are not tools!!!!