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St. Morienvale (Don't worry, be happy, fly, fun, nd fucking insane)

Member #6992 created: 2007-06-12 01:53:48Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/6992   

Name: Andi Walton. Bubblegum Brigade, Bitches

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August Underground <3

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AdventurerCrazy kidRebel

Age: 19Month of birth: 10

Description:
Load up on guns and bring your friends, it's fun to lose and to pretend.

What the [fucking fuckity fuck] is it with ink art? Omfg that shit is AWESOME and HAWT. [Like art and secks] baby.


((((([You, yeah] I'm fucking talking to [you! It sucks being that smart, doesn't it? You know, you know they don't know, you know..it is stuck on lather, rinse, repeat.]
I'd say you're a definite cross between [Ken Kesey's One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest] and a painfully [genius dream of] gold dribbling down the fountain steps.
It all drains [away eventually.])))))

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Pixalore<---------------------Crazy ass ton of pictures. [Photography] and [photoshop], how I love my [wannabe talent]

If I had been born a boy my dick would at least three times the size of yours. [I don't give a flying fuck how big yours is.]

I don't do the whole bisexual, heterosexual, homosexual thang. [Attraction is attraction.]

Why I do not judge by physical characteristics alone: [Nobody shits roses] and [when you're blind everyone IS the same]

Black. [Red!!!]
Sweeeet.

I can't save your life
And I wouldn't want to anyways.
You're just a waste of space.
[Cut~Cut~Cut]
Just go die already. HAHA.


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I hate myself, but there's things about me I like. [Hmmmmmmm]
I can ride my bike with no handlebars. [Good for you motherfucker][Flobots kick, fuck off]

"Satan begone. Hello Shamu!"
[Intelligence is wonderful, humor is fantastic. If you're an unfunny moron go AWAY.]



[So you] pray to God
To justify the [way you live] a lie, live a lie, live a lie
And you [take your] time
And you do [your crime]
Well you [made your bed]
[I'm in mine]



I'm not emo, punk, hippie, rocker, rapper, [lounge singer]
And neither are you.

I'm a thief. I steal makeup [because I have enough already]

I like using [brackets n shit] because red [lights everything up]
[And this thing was fucking] dull.

Why didn't I copy you people earlier?
[That's right] 'you people'
You know who you are. Stay [firm]
Ha.

Midnight creaks [knowing squeeks] makes me want to kill. I'm [not really all that] sorry.



Hey....can I borrow [your pistol? please?]

[You fucking people piss me off, with your answering thing that all I hear is] 5 minutes and 32 seconds [worth of a game of quarters] and all I want to [fucking do is leave a] goddamn message. AAAAH. Yeah.

Certain words make me [just feel happy].
I can't spell them all now, [updated wordage l8t0rz] Ha, <==annoying.

---->I can't stop the beat.[And I wouldn't want to even if I could.]<----

If it doesn't make sense...chances are either I've [said] it, [felt] it, or [demolished] it.


As long as you offer me a [wee-tiny-small] blood [sacrifice] I'll be your friend.
[And if you don't get the subtleties] you're an unfunny moron [and I don't want to be your friend]

MEHR....
I never thought I'd [get sick of pen0r]
[Until I started using] this website.

This is a [masturbation nation]
Hahahaha. I said [Tion. Breeeeeeeeh-thuh.]
What a dirty word.





[Speaking of words...]
Did you see that fucking marker? Someone must have sparkled my eyes.

I just want you to know, you're [cuntastiCK and I love you.]
[BombastiCK]
[Ooh baby, touch my] keyboard.






I don't want to hear your bullshit. It doesn't matter.
Nothing is going to ever be "too much" for me now. I have found my favorite genre. "OMFG" Yep, that's a genre. In my opinion.
Check out Toe Tag's shit. INSANE.
August Underground
August Underground's Mordum
August Underground's Penance <-----Merry Fucking Exmas.
Redsin Tower

"Most gruesome movie in cinematic history" Hell yes. Thank you Toe Tag, it's about fuckin' time there was talent like you guys. <3 <3 <3




I'll listen to just about any kind of music...not counting kuntree. I have this knack for writing rhymes when I'm sleep deprived. [Sleep deprivation either brings out the genius or psycho in all of] us. But...[pretty fucking fine line between genius and psycho,] eh?

UP[eldato]
Jail really, really [fucking sucks more than Larry Craig in a men's bathroom]

Oh, and [double the pen0r, double the fun] Heehee.

[That is all.]




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Something needs to happen here.


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Banksy <3 Awesome.

A1:--[mmmsteaksauce]-- [STOP BEING A FUCKIN' DUMBASS. 'Cause I care. Dammit.]

C1: [....*cough* connexxxxxion betwix grande and religion?]

D1: [you're a fucking cunt and should be doing time like V]
D2: [now that you're not with my friend you don't "love" me anymore? thank gawd]

F2: [D00de...thanks for the trade]

J3: [Grrr you're like a lil bro to me don't get caught up in the flood]

T1: [What could possibly be better than being your bitch? lol.]

V1<3: [See you in 8 man. <3]




This is new...ish. Posted it on MS while ago.
This is IT...The BIG EXPLAINATION(for 'us' anyway...): 
"Life is a game we think we're playing with other people, but really, we're just playing by ourselves. We're all just playing chess by ourselves. We're all living in a fake reality trapped inside our own brains assigning meaning to completely meaningless sensory information and making everything and everyone into symbols. Everything is a symbol of our own creation. Everything we see and everything we experience has more to do with us than it has to do with anything or anyone else because everything is only the way we perceive it."

If you think that's stupid bullshit then move on, it makes perfect sense to ME.

*<3*

Monster Magnet,
Gorillaz,
Stabbing Westward,
Celladoor, 
Slipknot,
Yeah Yeah Yeah's,
Tool,
Wolfmother,
Queens of the Stoneage,
Kyuss,
Clutch,
White Stripes,
Muse,
Hurt,
The Distillers,
Shinedown,
Raconteurs,
The Used,
Killswitch Engage
Deftones
old Linkin Park,
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Coheed and Cambria
The Ramones,
Ok Go,
The Academy Is,
Kings of Leon,
Nirvana
Beck
Dark New Day,
Silvertide
Porcupine Tree,
Pearljam,
Green Day,
Alice In Chains,
Franz Ferdinand,
Evanescence,
Audioslave,
Blind Melon
Blink 182,
Bloodhound Gang
CKY
Chevelle
The Verve
Days of the New,
Iced Earth,
Lit,
Marcy Playground
Drowning Pool,
Pantera,
Otep,
Static Lullaby,
Mushroomhead,
Daft Punk,
DJ Tiesto,
Bozo Porno Circus,
The Mars Volta,
Cypress Hill,
Kottonmouth Kings,
Pink Floyd,
The Doors,
Lynyrd Skynyrd,
old Aerosmith,
old Rolling Stones,
Sage Francis,
Soundgarden,
Wumpscut,
Velvet Acid Christ,
Garbage,
Korn,
Superjoint Ritual,
Bleeding Through,
Eighteen Visions,
Grendel,
Bella Morte,
Front Line Assembly,
The Retrosic,
Sublime,
The Allman Brothers Band,
Jimi Hendrix,
Zombie Nation,
The Offspring,
Marilyn Manson,
Stephen Lynch
Mindless Self Indulgence
Screaming Mechanical Brain
Ashes Divide
Five Finger Death Punch
Saving Abel (?)
Royksopp
Psychostick
Powerglove
Atmosphere
Flobots
MGMT
P.O.D.
Open Hand
Punto Omega
*<3*




No reason not to talk to me.



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I LOOOOVE stand up comedy. My fav comedians are
Steven Byrne
Dane Cook <3 (I know, I lot hate him but he makes me laugh),
Pablo Francisco
Dan Cummins <3
Deon Cole <3
Craig Shoemaker
Stephen Lynch <3<3<3 Favorite since I was 13.
Mitch Hedberg <3<3<3 Escalator temporarily stairs. R.I.P.
Mitch Fatel <3 My favorite retard.
Nick Griffin
Doug Benson <3<3<3 My favorite pothead.
Gabrial Iglesias <3
Steve McGrew
Reno Collier
Leo Allen

Demetri Martin pisses me off. Obvious shit THAT obvious is NOT funny. He does make me giggle though.

MORE TO COME!!!



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Prince Nuada: [the best sort] of villain. </3

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....*(insert schoolgirl giggle here)* I luv [my graceful fishboy]


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Ohp, 'nother Nuada </3

I'll find you a shadow, I'll find you a soul
I'll let you exist in the secrets that I have left behind
To let the truth wash over you only for the lies to make you blind
This isn't a game, this isn't even life
This is an idea and and idea can become anything

I'm this idea, this hidden angel of yes and no.
I can tell but I can't give, I will exist for you.
But I will only find you a shadow.

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Give it to me straight, Doc....

Are we going to live?
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The REAL photography is towards the bottom of the page.



Pixalore<----------FUCK MAN, LOOK ALREADY. I like critique on my wannabe photography.

Gender: female

Place of living: Travelling around

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