I wrote this to amuse someone, but I'm pleased with myself, so I'll stick it here too.

Now I've heard you have a special way
To help your man get through the day
When he's down, you always let him do ya
When he wakes up
At noon
At five
On the floor, when we drive
You're always making me say Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

My will was strong, I wouldn't break
But on your knees, I know you take
me in your mouth, so you could say, "I blew ya",
You smile at me
I know that look
Your body's burning like The Book
And through your lips, you suck my Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

You give it all, but I want more
I love when you're my little whore
I love how when I want, that I can screw ya.
I love how you
do what I say
I train you in my favorite way
So that you always make me Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

You say that you can take it all
When I've got you up against the wall
Then when I'm near, it's on your face, I'll goo ya.
You never stop
My private show
And with your throat you make me blow
And when I'm done, you taste my Hallelujah!
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Hallelujah