Our first review on Crudezza’s Porn Reviews is the classic from 1980,
Aunt Peg starring Juliete Anderson. Juliete was one of the first actresses to make MILF’s a fashionable lay. The height of her porn acting career did not start until 1978, at the age of 40 – so yes, she was 42 when she made this film and other popular movies such as the first installments of the
Taboo series, the
Swedish Erotica series,
Coffee, Tea or Me and one of my personal favorites,
Vista Valley PTA.
In
Aunt Peg, Juliete portrays a porn movie producer – the woman in charge of producing, directing, scouting talent and of course teaching her 16 year old daughter (played by the then 24 year old actress, Sharon Kane) how to go down on a woman in the back of a limousine.
Yeah, incest is a pretty regular theme in Juliete’s movies of this period.
Neck injuries are always very erotic. They did this position in half of the sex scenes.
Although I am a fan of classic porns from the ‘70s and ‘80s, this one misses the mark… on so many levels. Juliete’s character, being the woman of power apparently was scripted to express her position of power… all… the… time. So much so that by the time you’re into the 3rd sex scene fifteen minutes into the movie you will have either already muted the sound or will be so distracted by the constant pointless dialogue you will have moved onto something different to fap to.
You might be making this face too at this point in the movie.
Jamie Gillis plays the Italian director Franco Frenorelli. Jamie is a pretty good actor for being a porn actor, but asking him to pull off (no pun intended) an Italian accent was apparently way too much of a stretch. The accent ends up sounding more like a bad cliché vampire and he forgets about the accent a couple of times.
The direction of the movie is more than clunky. The first few sex scenes are reasonable enough segues as far as porn goes but the rest are just forced, awkward and at times seem to just come from nowhere. For example, in one scene Juliete recalls a fling she had with her brother-in-law (it’s not technically incestuous, but still) and after coming back from that dream sequence she walks to the bathroom, looks in the mirror and we are almost immediately catapulted into another dream sequence. Seemingly at random, the scene involved a different time when her and another completely undeveloped and unexplained character jumped a room-service attendant.
On the trail end of the '70s, helmet afros were still in fashion
The cast is filled with some of the best of the best from the ‘70s and ‘80s including Seka, John Holmes, Jamie Gillis, Serena, Mike Ranger and Michael Morrison, who even in his 30’s was able to play the part of a nerdy young studio assistant.
Impressive.
Quite often I feel like watching John Holmes have sex is like watching a woman masturbate with a defrosted pork loin.
The movie however wasn’t impressive. I know very few people watch a porn for the Oscar caliber acting and directing, but poor plot and character development, terrible editing, horrible redubbing of some scenes all wrapped up by a clunky ending involving Aunt Peg seducing her niece, having sex with her and both of them getting off within the last 4 minutes of the movie – well, it all added up to make the movie more laughable than fappable.
If I ever had a female limo driver I would just assume I had been cast into the filming of a porn movie.
I’m giving
Aunt Peg only one boner out of five, but if you want to see it for yourself, you can watch it in full on Red Tube at:
http://www.redtube.com/75303
Crudezza's rating:
Stumble!
