Huge amount of other people's words

It's not very friendly on the eyes because there's so much... And I can't seem to make the font just a smit bigger soo... yeah. My apologies.

"Playing tug-of-war with my heart, will do nothing but rip it apart."

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia." -Charles Schultz

"How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body?" -Laurel Hoodwrit

"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, 'Is it half full or half empty?' So I drank the water. No more problem." -Alexander Jodorowsky

"When the pain is great enough, we will let anyone be doctor." -Mignon McLaughlin

"It is the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter." -Marlene Dietrich

"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species." -W. Somerset Maugham

"Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." -Franklin P. Jones

"True love comes quietly without banners or flashing lights. If you're hearing bells, get your ears checked." -Erich Segal

"A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows." -Monica Piper

"The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty" -Woody Allen

"Between lovers, a little confession is a dangerous thing." -Helen Rowland

"I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back." -Zsa Zsa Gabor

"A hard man is good to find." Mae West

"At night, there is no such thing as an ugly woman." -Unknown

"A man chases a woman until she catches him." -American Proverb

"Never date a woman whose father calls her 'Princess.' Chances are she believes it." -Anonymous

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." -Mae West

"Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal." -William Shakespeare

"Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it." -George Carlin

"Love is like war. Easy to begin but hard to end." -Anonymous

"A person who's life can be ruined by one other person's act isn't worth living." -Katlyn Spendlow

"How can I miss anything about you when I don't even know what your name is?" -Maroon 5

"I'm just like a clock upon the wall, always moving but never going anywhere" -Mudvayne

"Boy, that sure triggered a lot of MY dopamine receptors! Thanks for helping me trick my body into believing its fulfilled its genetic imperative!" -Hannelore Ellicott-Chatham

"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back." -Charlie Brown

"When we're mad, we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." -Ralph Wiggum

"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." - Marilyn Monroe

"I'm sad. But at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... It, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before, so I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness." -Butters

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." -Jeff Foxworthy

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp." -Bob Ettinger

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'" -Paula Poundstone

"Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?" -Warren Hutcherson

"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same." -Oscar Wilde

"Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer." -W.C. Fields

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan." -A. Whitney Brown

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." -Paul Rodriguez

"I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'" -Richard Jeni

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'" -Conan O'Brien

"Asses to asses and bust to bust." -Destiny A.

"Love is the stuff nightmares are made of." -Destiny A.

"Genuine tragedies in the world are not conflicts between right and wrong. They are conflicts between two rights." -Georg Hegel

"We fall in love when our imagination projects nonexistent perfection upon another person. One day, the fantasy evaporates and with it, love dies." -Jose Ortega y Gasset

"It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity." -Merovingian

"What I want to know is this: If love’s so great, why do you fall into it? You fall into a puddle. You fall into the mud. You fall into the abyss." -Anonymous

"I self destruct every relationship so that I don't get hurt... but in truth I just hurt myself worse in the long run..." -Anonymous

"One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched." -Jean De La BruyFre

"The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much." -Amelia E. Barr

"If someone can make an idea, someone else can make money off of it." -Destiny A.

"Do you know what real love is, Kristel?"
"No."
"Sacrifice..."*shoots Kristel* -Eric Qualen and Kristel

"Every society is judged by how it treats it's least fortunate amongst them." -A wise man

"It's all about perception." -Destiny A.

"The things you own end up owning you." -Tyler Durden

"If you wake up at a different time in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?" -Narrator of "Fight Club"

"Whoa! Whoa! Woah! Okay, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!" -Tyler Durden

"Say what you mean, mean what you say." -Bob Cody

"Just because no one understands doesn't mean you're an artist." -Zuma

"Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans." -Zuma

"A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow." -Zuma

"It is always wise to look ahead but difficult to look further than you can see." -Zuma

"There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving and that is your own self." -Zuma

"Good timber does not grow with ease. The stronger the wind the stronger the breeze." -Zuma

"You are wrong and I am right. It is OK, I will allow you to be such." -Unknown/MySpace User

"When the bible says that "Man came from the dust of the ground", perhaps that implies evolution through symbolism. Maybe a dust is compared to a cell (they're both small). Maybe when the bible says the earth was made in six days, that actually means six billion years (one day to God, can be billions of years to us). I believe science and religion don't have to be at each other's throats." -MySpace User

"Love isn't Love unless it's not returned." -Destiny

"I can't help but notice you never talk to me unless I talk to you first. That makes me sad." -Matthew Jordan

"Humans need to quit being mean to everyone and realize that we're all people." -Destiny A.

"You spend money you don't have, to buy something you don't need, to impress people you don't like." -Mr. Peck

"Damn you look good in those jeans. I bet you'd look better with me in between. I got my mom on my money, money on my mind but you're a hell of a distraction with your shaking behind." -Unknown

"They are the most lethal pair of foes for human rights everywhere in the world; ignorance and indifference." -William Proxmire

"I self destruct every relationship so that I don't get hurt... But in truth I just hurt myself worse in the long run." -Anonymous

"Breathing underwater is hard to do." -Destiny A.

"There is a taint worse than all taints and its name is ignorance." -Dhammapada

"Everything should be as simple as it is; but not simpler." -Einstein

"Muddy water, let stand, becomes clear." -Lao Tzu

"If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all." -Noam Chomsky

"Later never exists." -Anonymous

"Before you attain it, it is something special. But after you attain it, it is nothing." -Shunryu Suzuki

"The raft of knowledge ferries the worst sinner to safety." -Bhagwad Gita

"A wise government knows how to enforce with temper, or to conciliate with dignity." -George Greenville

"To embody the transcendent is why we are here." -Sogyal Rinpoche

"'Studying' is 'student' and 'dying' combined." -Unknown

"To act sincerely with the insincere is dangerous." -Taoist Proverb

"A man of consummate activity knows no rules to follow." -Zen saying

"Teachers open the door but you must enter by yourself." -Chinese proverb

"Doctrine is nothing but the skin of truth, set up and stuffed." -Henry Wood Beecher

"If one hacks in the place of great carpenter, one can scarcely avoid cutting his hand." -Lao Tzu

“Throwing away Zen mind is correct Zen mind. Only keep the question: 'what is the best way of helping other people?'" -Seung Sahn

"What is the most difficult part of painting? The part of the paper where nothing is painted is the most difficult." -Zen saying

"No suffering befalls the man who calls nothing his own." -Dhammapada

"We must become the change we want to see in the world." -Mohandas Gandhi

"For hatred does not cease by hatred at any time: hatred ceases by love." -Dhammapada

"He who seeking his own happiness does not punish or kill beings who also long for happiness, will find happiness after death." -Dhammapada

"Do not speak harshly to anybody; those who are spoken to will answer thee in the same way. Angry speech is painful, blows for blows will touch thee." -Dhammapada

"Not to commit any sin, to do good, and to purify one's mind, that is the teaching of the Awakened." -Dhammapada

"'All created things are grief and pain,' he who knows and sees this becomes passive in pain; this is the way that leads to purity." -Dhammapada

"Before trying to guide others, be your own guide first. It is hard to learn to guide oneself." -Dhammapada

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." -Buddha

"I am a genuine true blue believer...not in Kaballah...not in Scientology...not in the New Age movement...not in Mormonism...not in Buddhism...not in Hinduism...not in Catholicism...not in Protestantism...but in Jesus Christ." -Victoria Jackson

"If you do not get it from yourself, where will you go for it?" -Alan Watts

"The bird in a forest can perch but on one bough, And this should be the wise man's pattern." -Tso Ssu

"Meditation is not a means to an end. It is both the means and the end." Jiddu Krishnamurti

"Those who remember that we must come to an end in their world, their quarrels will cease at once." -Dhammapada

"The great man in sparing in words but predigal in deeds."-Confucius

"Foolish friends are worse than wise enemies." -Dhammapada

"The wise man sets no high value on a thing simply because it is hard to get." -Tao te Ching

"Epigrams succeed where epics fail." -Persian Proverb

"Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow." -Aesop

"Control your emotion or it will control you." -Chinese Proverb

"No matter how much you beat, the skin will only change to the colour of blood." -Destiny

"Things derive their being and nature by mutual dependence and are nothing in themselves." -Nagarjuna
"For Zen students, a weed is a treasure." -Shunryu Suzuki

"You seem so sad, Eeyore."
"Sad? Why should I be sad? It's my birthday. The happiest day of the year."
"Your birthday?" said Pooh in great surprise.
"Of course it is. Can't you see? Look at all the presents I've had." He waved a foot from side to side.
"Look at the birthday cake. Candles and pink sugar." Pooh looked - first to the right and then to the left.
"Presents?" said Pooh.
"Birthday cake?" said Pooh.
"Where?"
"Can't you see them?"
"No," said Pooh.
"Neither can I," said Eeyore.
"Joke," he explained."Ha Ha"

"Good morning, Eeyore," said Pooh.
"Good morning, Pooh Bear," said Eeyore gloomily.
"If it is a good morning, which I doubt," said he.
"Why, what's the matter?"
"Nothing, Pooh Bear, nothing. We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it."
"Can't all what?" said Pooh, rubbing his nose.
"Gaiety. Song-and-dance. Here we go round the mulberry bush."

"There may be something in what you say, Rabbit," he said at last.
"I have been neglecting you. I must move about more. I must come and go."
"That's right, Eeyore. Drop in on any of us at any time, when you feel like it."
"Thank you, Rabbit. And if anyone says in a Loud Voice 'Bother, it's Eeyore,' I can drop out again."

"And I said to myself: The others will be sorry if I'm getting myself all cold. They haven't got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and They don't Think, but if it goes on snowing for another six weeks or so, one of them will begin to say to himself: Eeyore can't be so very much too Hot about three o' clock in the morning.' And then it will Get About. And they'll be Sorry."

"It's bad enough, "said Eeyore, almost breaking down, "being miserable myself, what with no presents and no cake and no candles, but if everybody else is going to be miserable too ..."

"One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday."

"Clever!" said Eeyore scornfully, putting a foot heavily on his three sticks.
"Education!" said Eeyore bitterly, jumping on his six sticks.
"What is Learning?" asked Eeyore as he kicked his twelve sticks in the air.
"A thing Rabbit knows! Ha!"

"Don't bustle me," said Eeyore, getting up slowly, "Don't now-then me."

"It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily.
"So it is."
"And freezing."
"Is it?"
"Yes," said Eeyore."However," he said, brightening a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately."

"But, Eeyore," said Pooh, "was it a Joke, or an Accident? I mean - "
"I didn't stop to ask, Pooh. Even at the very bottom of the river, I didn't stop to say to myself, ..Is this a Hearty Joke or the Merest Accident?'. I just floated to the surface and said to myself, ..It's wet'. If you know what I mean.”

"Thank you, Pooh," answered Eeyore. "You're a real friend," said he. "Not Like Some," he said.

"Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon." 

Then he began to think of all the things Christopher Robin would want to tell him when he came back from wherever he was going to, and how muddling it would be for a Bear of Very Little Brain to try and get them right in his mind. "So perhaps," he said sadly to himself, "Christopher Robin won't tell me any more," and he wondered if being a Faithful Knight meant that you just went on being faithful without being told things.

"Yes," said Winnie-the-Pooh. "I see now," said Winnie-the-Pooh ."I have been Foolish and Deluded," said he, "and I am a Bear of no Brain at All." 

“When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you sometimes find that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.”

"It's little Anxious," he said to himself, "to be a Very Small Animal Entirely Surrounded by Water. Christopher Robin and Pooh could escape by Climbing Trees, and Kanga could escape by Jumping, and Rabbit could escape by Burrowing, and Owl could escape by Flying, and Eeyore could escape by - by making a Loud Noise Until Rescued, and here am I, surrounded by water and I can't do anything."

"It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave," said Piglet, "when you are only a Very Small Animal." 

Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
"Pooh!" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw.
"I just wanted to be sure of you." 

Kanga knew at once that, however big Tigger seemed to be, he wanted as much kindness as Roo.
"I'll show you," said Tigger bravely, "and you can sit on my back and watch me."
For of all the things which he had said Tiggers could do, the only one he felt really certain about suddenly was climbing trees.

"Here we are," said Rabbit, "all of us, and then, suddenly, we wake up one morning and what do we find? We find a Strange Animal among us. An animal of whom we had never even heard before! An animal who carries her family about with her in her pocket!"

"Rabbit's clever," said Pooh thoughtfully.
"Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit's clever."
"And he has Brain." "Yes," said Piglet, "Rabbit has Brain."
There was a long silence. "I suppose," said Pooh, "that that's why he never understands anything."

"The atmospheric conditions have been very unfavourable lately," said Owl.
"The what?"
"It has been raining," explained Owl.
"Yes," said Christopher Robin."It has."
"The flood-level has reached an unprecedented height."
"The who?"
"There's a lot of water about," explained Owl.

"Can you read, Pooh?" Owl asked a little anxiously.*snip where Pooh basically says no* So Owl wrote, and this is what he wrote: HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY. Pooh looked on admiringly. "I'm just saying ..A Happy Birthday'," said Owl carelessly. "It's a nice long one," said Pooh, very much impressed. "Well, actually, of course, I'm saying ..A Very Happy Birthday with Love from Pooh'. Naturally it takes a good deal of pencil to say a long thing like that." 

He could spell his own name WOL, and he could spell Tuesday so that you knew it wasn't Wednesday, and he could read quite comfortably when you weren't looking over his shoulder saying "Well?" all the time.

"How do you do Nothing?" asked Pooh. "Well, it's when people call out at you just as you're going off to do it, 'What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?' and you say, 'Oh, nothing' and then you go and do it. It means just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering."

"Is it a very Grand thing to be an Afternoon, what you said?"
"A Knight?"
"Oh was this it?" said Pooh."Could a Bear be one?"
"Of course he could!" said Christopher Robin. "I'll make you one." And he took a stick and touched Pooh on the shoulder, and said, "Rise, Sir Pooh De Bear, most faithful of all my Knights." 

Christopher Robin came down from the Forest to the Bridge, feeling all sunny and careless, and just as if twice nineteen didn't matter a bit, as it didn't on such a happy afternoon, and he though that if he stood on the bottom rail of the bridge, and leant over, and watched the river slipping slowly away beneath him, then he would suddenly know everything that there was to be known.
"Pooh, promise you won't forget about me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred.
"Pooh thought for a little. "How old shall I be then?"
"Ninety-nine." Pooh nodded.
"I promise," he said.

"This is 10% luck,20% skill,15% concentrated power of will,5% pleasure,50% pain,And 100% reason to remember the name!" -Fort Minor

"Cauldron Bum...Dragon Boogies!..Jiggery pokery... you're such a broom head...ripe with boyish attitude!.. Dobey's sock..." -Ron

"Hagrids... butt-cwack."-Neville

"A person's a person, no matter how small." -Theodor Geisel

"Technology: Magic's lame younger brother." -<a href="http://www.sheldoncomics.com/strips/sd081227.gif">Sheldon Comics</a>

"Goth is a kind of music that grew out of punk rock in the late 70's.Punk rock was a very angry kind of music that says 'I don't like this world it makes me angry and I want to destroy it.' And Goth was sort of the melancholy cousin of punk that says 'There's a lot of evil in this world, there's a lot of very mean spirited people, and that makes me sad.'" -Voltaire

"I thought we were making-out; not resorting to cannibalism." -Shaman

"Life has taught me that being trusting means you get screwed, and so I guess in that respect, I'll stick to masturbation." -<a href="http://www.msplinks.com/MDFodHRwOi8vZmFrZS5zd2VkbWEuY29tL21lbWJlci5odG1sP21lbWJlcm5yPTUzNDY=" target="_blank">Random Faker</a>

"It is neither good nor bad, but thinking that makes it so." -Hamlet

"What's the matter babe?" "I dunno. Just feeling a little down about the holidays I guess. There's just so much anticipation, so much work, so much build up, and then... it's just over."
"That's what she said."-Ctrl+Alt+Del

"The peaches and plums of the poor houses also create the shade." Huguo

"I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself." -D.H. Lawrence

"If your mind is empty, it is always ready for anything it is open to everything." -Suzuki

"A little unlearnings goes a long way." -Richard Kell

"we are going to do this every day to get you used to adding and subtracting and stuff like that." -My Algebra II teacher

"All we are is the result of what we have thought." -Dhammapada

"Inside yourself or outside, you never have to change what you see, only the way you see it." Thaddeus Galas

"The no-mind not-thinks no-thoughts about nothing." -Buddha

"Since mind and body are indivisible, so are the past and present." -Unknown

"In order for a proposition to be capable of being true, it must also be capable of being false." -Ludwig Wittgenstein

"Think with the whole body." -Taisen Deshimaru

"A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it." -Rabindranath Tagore

"Dreams are real while they last. Can we say more of life?"-Havelock Ellis

"Listen; don't just wait to talk." -Donald Trump

"Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions." -Albert Einstein

"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth."-Alan Watts

"A tree that is unbending is easily broken."-Lao Tzu

"One word of explanation already misses the mark." Ejô

"If you think that you're free, there's no escape possible." -Unknown

"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to succeeding when they gave up." -Thomas Edison

"On the most exalted throne in the worlds, we are still seated on nothing but our ass." Michel de Montaigne

"What is evil but good tortures in its own hunger and thirst?" Kahlil Gibson

"Opinion has caused more trouble on this Earth than all the plagues and earthquakes." -Voltaire

"Alive in fear and falsehood is worse than death." -Zend – Avesta

"Caught naked in an unguarded moment without past, without future." -Day Hammerskjöld

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either." -Dick Cavett

"Black holes are where God divided by zero." -Steven Wright

"I love humanity but I hate people." -Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Never have children, only grandchildren." -Gore Vidal

"The only transaction that doesn't require a price is the transaction of 'feelings.'" -xxxHolic

"You went on a date with person X three days ago. You are currently: Waiting with your hand on the phone, because undoubtedly one of you will make a move sooner or later" -SparkNotes Procrastinatie quiz thingy of funniness. ^-^

"If you were already dating someone, and a cute new girl/guy at school started flirting with you, you would: Arrange for a date with each of them at the same restaurant, because nothing could ever go wrong in that scenario." -Same silly quiz. I'm 55% dateable

"Which would you rather watch on TV? The Superbowl The Nutcracker *Some intricate combination of the two." -81% of the people who took the quiz are more dateable than me

"Your friend asks you what you think of his new girlfriend. You find her annoying, so you: Use complex visual aids to show how much less cool your friend has become since he started seeing her." -So that pretty much makes me not touchable. ^-^

"If an alien kidnapped you and probed you, you would: Repay the favor to your significant other, because an alien probe is like a chain letter, bringing good luck to all those fortunate enough to receive it." -And really bad at doing homework. =P

"15. Do you have crusty bangs? Yes No 
16. Are you a crusty bang? Yes No" -SparkNotes... that's just so gross though... like I seriously reread it and just stopped...

"Saintliness is also a temptation." -Jean Anouilh

"When the student is ready, the teacher appears." -Buddha

"Those who know don't talk. those who talk don't know." -Tao te Ching

"It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives. It's what we do consistently." -Anthony Robbins

"Have much and be confused." -Tao te Ching

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so." -Shakespeare

"To understand everything is to forgive everything." -Buddha

"The world is not to be put in order; the world is order, incarnate. It is for us to harmonize with this order." -Henry Miller