I have really brown eyes and really boring brown hair.... which sucks....


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Well if you have any questions about me feel free to ask...

I am...: a girly whirly
I fight...: haters
I want...: a million dollars
I have...: a pepsi
I learn...: stuff?
I am happy...: ALWAYS!!! :)
I know...: who I am??
I wish...: for another Hollister jacket
I hate....: haters
I think...: hardly?
I miss...: my old boyfriend
I fear...: Hot Topic
I hear...: the heater
I wonder...: what time it is
I regret...: nothing
I love...: Hollister, American Eagle, and Abercrombie
I ache...: when I fall?
I always...: love my friends!!
I am not...: dum
I don't...: like goths
I sing...: Click Five
I cry...: when I get hurt
I am not always...: as nice as I seem
I write...: in my diary
I win...: beauty pageants
I lose...: my mind
I listen...: to my friends
I need...: help?? (not mentally kind of)
I hope...: for the future
I search...: for some lovin


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GO HERE BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME TO HAVE YOUR SOUL!



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Follow these rules to maintain your sanity








1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.








2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.








3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.








4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"








5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.








6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".








7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."








8. Don't use any punctuation marks








9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.








10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.








11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".








12. Sing along at the opera.








13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.








14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.








15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.








16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.








17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"








18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"








19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."








20. Put this in all of your profiles.

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MY HUMANFORSALE.COM STATISTICS


Gender: Female $135,000
Age: 15 $50,000
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian $130,000
Height: 5'5 $0
Weight: 103 lbs. $45,000
Body Type: Slim $25,000
Hair Color: Brown $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $15,000
Shoe Size: 8 $5,000
Bald: No $0
20/20 Eyesight: Yes $5,000
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: None $5,000
Athletic Ability: Average $25,000
Attractiveness: NA $200,000
IQ: 133 $126,028
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: NA $0
Education: NA $0
Bilingual: Yes $10,000
Income: NA $0
Profession: NA $0
Alcohol: Never $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Often $25,000
Divorced: No $0
Comitted Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA $25,000
Style: Excellent $95,000
Artistic: Average $30,000
Sense of Humor: Excellent $65,000
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: Yes $25,000
Adult Content: Seldom $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2
Total: $2,134,056


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