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Member #1509 created: 2005-11-01 06:45:31Simple URL:   

Name: Jimmy


I'm on the right with my “Brooklyn Attitude”


This means I won 2nd Place in the Best Penis Award In April 2006!

Sex-monsterCrazy kidRebel

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemale18-30 years
MistressShort people

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Sexual perversions
watchinggiving spankinggiving analsex
watching squirtsbukkake

Body shape: muscular

Age: 43Year of birth: 1978Month of birth: 3Day of birth: 13



Girls, Go to or pics, and get some sexy points

And I don't cyber, I'm terrible at it and it doesn't turn me on in the slightest....

I am putting my self up for sale again ladies, for those who want to own me you need to make it worth my while. I will be yours to command>

I am worth $2,270,068 on

What I Need-Down To The Bone

Foxy girl caught masturbating

True Friendship'
(With none of that Sissy Crap!!!!)
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems going around that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Me too!

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1 When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry mother fucker who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use smaller fucking words.
7 When you are sick -- Stay the fuck away from me until you are well again.  I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask ?, 'Because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Send this to 'all 10' of your friends, then get depressed because you can only think of four!!! (don't send it back to me...I don't want to hear it!!!) And remember....when life hands you Lemons, get some tequila and salt and call me!

***NOTE***I got this from a very dear friend!

Charles Schultz Philosophy and now mine

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read this straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winner for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.


How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.


Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special.
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.



The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.

Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life. 
You are receiving this because you made a difference in mine.

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. ....

        It's already tomorrow in Australia." (Charles Schultz)


Well, it's shit... that's right, shit!
Shit may just

be the most functional word in the English language.


You can get shit-faced,

Be shit-out-of-luck,

Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort,

you can get your shit together,

find a place for your shit,

or be asked to shit

or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit,

buy shit,

sell shit,

lose shit,

find shit,

forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit,

while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits,

dumb shits,

and crazy shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit,

and chicken shit.

You can throw shit,

sling shit,

catch shit,

shoot the shit,
or duck when the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit

or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit

or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit,

some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit,

things can look like shit,

and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit,

not enough shit,

the right shit,

the wrong shit

or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit,

or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit

and other times you fall in a bucket of shit

and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,

it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit,

you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit;

or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit

and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.

But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

We still need to add to the SHIT LIST like:

Let's not forget there is also HOLY SHIT for some people, while other may be LEFT SHITLESS.

Some people WON'T TAKE THAT SHIT FROM ANYONE, but later everyone will go and
TAKE A SHIT, ( Where they take it is never known, but we sure know where they left it ! )

Why is this list such a BIG SHIT, coming from such a ............ LITTLE SHIT.

And never forget Some NEW SHIT, Different SHIT and The SAME OLD SHIT.

OK CUZ, Send me BACK some new shit, ... if you're Sharp enough, or as they say, "STILL HAVE YOUR SHIT TOGETHER !

A Little About Me:
Much better looking than picture. A person who enjoys life to the fullest and gets along with any one. Now i'm looking but still need to stay focus. To much scary stuff out there. It needs to be Real! Pix required for a CHAT.

Hobbies and Interests:
Engine Rebuilding (HOT-RODS) quarter mile drag strip, Yard work

Favorite Things:
Rock concerts, scarey movies, hanging with friends,drinking, living. Going to different countries, etc, etc, etc.Submarine Duty!
The Philippines 
!!! and Laughing!!

The difference between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your girl with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your girl on the ass
and having the balls to say, "You're next fatty."

Favorite Quote:
'cuse me, while I kiss the sky

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