HELLOOOOOO!!!! (: I'm Zara. or Miss Awesome if you prefer. (: I'm 22 years old. I don't deal with games... I don't play games. [{On My GROWN WOMAN}] I LOVE to talk. and text. and laugh. and smoke. (Pot and cigarettes only though. Can't do crack. I'm already weird enough) I am happily TAKEN. (: If you've talked to me, then you probably already know I'm a smartass. and a tad bit full of myself. (: I love to make people smile. Mainly because I smile alot myself. I like boys and girls (= I'm not picky at all lol. I DON'T however, like the folks that push themselves on me. That's just wierd. I STRONGLY believe I was born the wrong gender. lol I burp and fart more than any guy I know, and I can drink most people under the table if I stick to just one type of alcohol. but that rarely ever happens. Bud light makes my heart smile. But Jagermeister is my one true love. lol I have no problem being honest with people. Unless I feel like they're gonna hate me for it. Sometimes I'm too honest. Ooh! If there's a Jack In The Box close to you, the best thing to eat there when you're fucked up is a Bacon Cheeseburger and Churros. Trust me. It'll change your life. lol So. I'm pretty sure you would like to talk to me after reading this. So do it(: I bet I could make you "lol" haha.

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OHHHh!!!! P.S.
:(How good are you at sex?)
Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...
+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).
If your a virgin don't be disappointed in your #.
AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.
Copy this and post your own bulletin!
-Add 10 if you are a virgin.
-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.
-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.
-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].
-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].
-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.
-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.
-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

I gotta 5 (: