Yea so I've been on fake on and off for about 4 years now. Anyone who knows me will tell you I will not put up with crap, I will just troll you and make you feel stupid until you leave me alone.
If you message me and I dont respond, dont take it personal, either your creepy, old or I just dont have the time at that particular moment.
Im kinda back from a year hiatus so, I may or may not disapoof again randomly.
If you messaged me long ago, I prob. didnt reply because I either dont know you anymore or im just too lazy. Nothing personal. Unless you're a douche, then it was personal.
Just message me again, I literally logged in from a year with like 200 messages. -.- freaks...
I will not cyber.
I will not give nudes or anything close.
I dont care how long your penis is because my make believe one is bigger.
I am not a lesbian, I never will be.
I will make friends and talk but if you make an attempt to make rude or naughty gestures towards me, I will lay the smackdown on you
And I will not marry you for your green card -.- shame on you.
And all of this ^^ is bullshit, but heed to it :D
Vana's pictures
vhawk21@live.com
http://www.myspace.com/vhawk21
And im on facebook, so just tell me who you are and I'd love to add you on these :D
I spend most my time playing WOW
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nerd and proud of it
I also go to college for nursing, and later to med. school to be a doctor and later hopefully, a plastic surgeon.
I have lots of hobbies, some are making things with ducktape
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decorating random things
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car models
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mustang, sorry for blur
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Bands I listen to on a regular basis - NOT all the ones I listen to, but most
always under construction
Atreyu
Bullet for my Vanentine
Green Day
Four Letter Lie
Saosin
All That Remains
Memphis May Fire
A Day To Remember
Amber Pacific
Bayside
blessthefall
Bleeding Through
Black Tide
Benny Benassi
Bloodbath
Cascada
Daft Punk
Darude
Decibel Anthem
DHT
Disturbed
DJ Liquid
DJ Mysitc
DJ S3RL
DJ Tigermis
Enya
Fall Out Boy
From Autumn to Ashes
Hinder - only one song
I Set My Friends On Fire
Kate Perry
Kernkraft 400
Linkin Park
Marilyn Manson
My Chemical Romance
Nickelback
Nightcore
Parkway Drive
Sarah McLaughlin
Saving Abel
Scooter
Shiny Toy Guns
Story of the Year
Sugarcult
Switchblade Symphony
System of a Down
The Medic Droid
The Offspring
The Ramones
The Scene Aesthetic
Trivium
Alesana
Blessed By a Broken Heart
my awesome bass that I dont touch anymore
random jokes I found :D
Im a punny person
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: 'A beer please, and one for the road.'
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'
7. 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.' 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly. 'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!' The doctor replied, 'I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!'
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
18. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named 'Ahmal.' The other goes to a family in Spain ; they name him 'Juan.' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen
http://www.funny-games.biz/orgasm-around-world.html
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