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Member #3050 created: 2006-01-19 23:19:07Simple URL:   

Name: Steven


poor quality, but it's the best I could do.

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Crazy kidMasterRebel

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleSexaddict
18-30 years31-45 yearsMistress

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Sexual perversions
bondage-tyinggiving spankinggiving analsex

Body shape: fit

Height: 180

Age: 33Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 23

My name is Steven, ('s at the top of the page) I'm pretty easy to get along with, unless you really piss me off. You don't want to see that side of me. (i guess the worst that could happen here is you will get blocked, so I wouldn't worry too much)

Also, if you don't support us troops, don't even talk to me. I don't care if you hate the government, or the president, or whatever...the least you could do is show some support for the ones who still have to fight. If you don't stand behind our troops, then feel free to stand in front of them...

Take a man and put him alone,
Put him twelve thousand miles from home.
Empty his heart of all but blood,
Make him live in sand, in mud.
This is the life I have to live,
This the soul to God I give.
You have your parties and drink your beer,
While young men are dying over here.
Plant your signs in the side walk cracks;
"Lets get our soliders out of Iraq".
Use your signs and have your fun,
Then refuse to use a gun.
There's nothing else for you to do,
Then I'm supposed to die for you?
There is one thing that you should know;
And that's where I think you should go!
I'm already here and it's too late.
I've traded all my love for all this hate.
I'll hate you till the day I die.
You made me hear my buddy cry.
I saw his leg and his blood shed,
Then I heard them say, "This one's dead".
It was a large price for him to pay,
To let you live another day.
He had the guts to fight and die,
To keep the freedom you live by.
By his dying, your life he buys,
But who gives a damn if a Soldier dies...]
[If you give a damn repost it and let ppl know you do.
Also, did you know only 2% of Americans in their whole lives would even enlist in the military and the police force? something to think about..


1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guy’s heart is through his stomach..... And maybe.... oh never mind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway
31. And last but not least: If your fighting a guy and your winning no matter how much you say it HE is still letting you win!

This is a tribute to the nice guys. The nice guys that finish last,
never become more than friends, that endure hours of whining and
about what assholes guys are, while disproving the very point. This is
dedicated to those guys who always provide a shoulder to lean on but
restrain themselves to tentative hugs, those guys who hold open doors
give reassuring pats on the back and sit patiently outside the changing
at department stores. This is in honor of the guys that obligingly
how cute/beautiful/smart/funny/sexy their female friends are at the
appropriate moment, because they know most girls need that litany of
support. This is in honor of the guys with open minds, with laid-back
attitudes, with honest concern. This is in honor of the guys who
respect a
girl’s every facet, from her privacy to her theology to her clothing

This is for the guys who escort their drunk, bewildered female friends
from parties and never take advantage once they’re at her door, for the
who accompany girls to bars as buffers against the rest of the creepy
population, for the guys who know a girl is fishing for compliments but
them out anyway, for the guys who always play by the rules in a game
the rules favor cheaters, for the guys who are accredited as boyfriend
material but somehow don’t end up being boyfriends, for all the nice
who are overlooked, underestimated, and unappreciated, for all the nice
who are manipulated, misled, and unjustly abandoned, this is for you.

This is for that time she left 40 urgent messages on your cell phone,
when you called her back, she spent three hours painstakingly
dissecting two
sentences her boyfriend said to her over dinner. And even though you
her boyfriend was a chump and a jerk, you assured her that it was all
ok and
she shouldn’t worry about it. This is for that time she interrupted the
killing spree you’d ever orchestrated in Halo2 to rant about a rumor
romantically linked her and the guy she thinks is the most repulsive
in the world. And even though you thought it was immature and you had
nothing against the guy, you paused the game for two hours and helped
concoct a counter-rumor to spread around the floor. This is also for
time she didn’t have a date, so after numerous vows that there was
“serious” between the two of you, she dragged you to a party where you
nobody, the beer was awful, and she flirted shamelessly with you,
each fit of reckless teasing by announcing to everyone: “oh, but we’re
friends!” And even though you were invited purely as a symbolic warm
for her ego, you went anyways. Because you’re nice like that.

The nice guys don’t often get credit where credit is due. And perhaps
disturbing, the nice guys don’t seem to get laid as often as they
And I wish I could logically explain this trend, but I can’t. From what
have observed on campus and what I have learned from talking to friends
other schools and in the workplace, the only conclusion I can form is
many girls are just illogical, manipulative bitches. Many of them claim
just want to date a nice guy, but when presented with such a specimen,
say irrational, confusing things such as “oh, he’s too nice to date” or
would be a good boyfriend but he’s not for me” or “he already puts up
so much from me, I couldn’t possibly ask him out!” or the most
of all: “no, it would ruin our friendship.” Yet, they continue to
lament the
lack of datable men in the world, and they expect their
male friends to sympathize and apologize for the men that are jerks.
guys, girls like that are beyond my ability to fathom. I can’t figure
why the connection breaks down between what they say (I want a nice
and what they do (I’m going to sleep with this complete ass now!). But
thing I can do, is say that the nice-guy-finishes-last phenomenon
last forever. There are definitely many girls who grow out of that
train of
thought and realize they should be dating the nice guys, not taking
them for
granted. The tricky part is finding those girls, and even trickier,
the ones that are single.

So, until those girls are found, I propose a toast to all the nice
guys. You
know who you are, and I know you’re sick of hearing yourself described
ubiquitously nice. But the truth of the matter is, the world needs your
patience in the department store, your holding open of doors, your
escorting services, your propensity to be a sucker for a pretty smile.
all the crazy, inane, absurd things you tolerate, for all the
where you are the faceless, nameless hero, my accolades, my
and my gratitude go out to you. You do have credibility in this
society, and
your well deserved vindication is coming.

well...that's about it. send a message if you want.

Gender: male

Place of living: USA-North Dakota

Exact place of living: someplace you've never heard of

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