Description:
I think I was clear :)... I'm a submissive male slut... fascinated by genderchanging, and all what hangs around that. I am bisexual, but prefer Women :)
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9th & Hennepin
Well, it's 9th and Hennepin
All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes
And the moon's teeth marks are on the sky
Like a tarp thrown all over this
And the broken umbrellas are like dead birds
And the steam comes out of the grill
Like the whole goddam town is ready to blow
And the bricks are all scarred with jailhouse tattoos
And everyone is behaving like dogs
And the horses are coming down Violin Road
And Dutch is dead on his feet
And all the rooms they smell like diesel
And you take on the dreams of the ones who have slept there
And I'm lost in the window
And I hide in the stairway
And I hang in the curtain
And I sleep in your hat
And no one brings anything small into a bar around here
They all started out with bad directions
And the girl behind the counter has a tattooed tear
One for every year he's away she said
Such a crumbling beauty
Ah, there's nothing wrong with her a hundred dollars won't fix
She has that razor sadness that only gets worse
With the clang and the thunder of the Southern Pacific going by
And the clock ticks out like a dripping faucet
Till you're full of rag water and bitters and blue ruin
And you spill out over the side to anyone who'll listen
And I've seen it all
I've seen it all through the yellow windows of the evening train
Thank you, Tom :)
Deep Thoughts
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like...night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
14. Do you believe in psycho-kinesis ? Raise my hand.
15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
21. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
25. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
26. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates.... it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Scientists are saying that in the future we will be able to have sex with robots. I tried that once. It was horrible. Right in the middle I had to call tech support.
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes" WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "$65,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000." WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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*Are you a virgin ? No
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss ? 11
*Age you first masturbated ? 9
*Age first had received oral sex ? 15
*Age first given oral sex ? 13
*Age lost virginity? 12
*Favorite sex position ? down :)
*Do you make booty calls ? Yes
*Have you responded to a booty call ? Yes
*Had sex with a member of the same sex ? Yes
*Had oral sex ? Yes
*Had anal sex ? Yes
*Had sex with someone you met online ? Yes
*The last time you had sex was ? Last night
*Had cyber sex ? Yes
*Kissed a member of the same sex ? Yes
*Number of members you kissed of the same sex is ? Too much to count
*Kissed in public ? Yes
*Used more than 3 positions in one session ? Yes
*Devoted a whole day of sex ? Yes
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session ? Once neighbours thought the fire alarm went off
*Received open praise for sexual technique? Yes
*Fallen or lost balance during sex ? No
*Brought partner to climax using only hands ? Yes
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth ?
Yes
*Had sex while totally dressed ? Yes
*Had sex while standing up ? Yes
*Had sex in the kitchen ? Yes... some kitchen utensils are mmmmmmmm
*Had sex in your bedroom ? Yes
*Had sex in the laundry room ? No
*Had sex in your bed ? Yes
*Had sex in your parents bed ? Yes
*Had sex on a table ? Yes
*Had sex in a bathroom ? Yes
*Had sex during a party ? Yes
*Had drunkin sex ? No... i'm hot enough as it is :p
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes ? Yes
*Exotically licked someone's nipple ? Yes
*Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? Yes
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically ? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*Used ice erotically ? Yes
*Used hot melted wax erotically ? Yes
*Shaved your pubic hair ? Yes
*Used a sex toy ? Yes
*Own a sex toy ? Yes
*Obtained money or a favor for sex ? Yes
*Paid or granted a favor for sex ? No
*Given sex in sympathy ? Yes
*Had sex with a virgin ? Yes
*Ever cheated on someone ? No !
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you ? Yes
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex ? Yes...
*What is the most you've done with them ? ..
*Had sex with just a friend ? Yes
*Had sex with anothers mate ? No
*Had sex with a teacher ? Yes
*Had sex with a boss ? No, he's too ugly...
*Had sex with a relative ? No
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them ? Yes
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know ? Yes
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages ? Yes
*Had more than 3 sexual partners ? Yes
*Had more than 5 sexual partners ? Yes
*Had more than 10 sexual partners ? Yes
*Had more than 20 sexual partners ? Yes
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours ? Yes
*Had a menage-a-trois ? Yes
*Had group sex (more than 3)? Oh yeah...
*Participated in a swap/swinging club ? No
*Had two regular partners at the same time ? No
*Had sex in a public place ? Yes
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight ? Yes
*Had sex on the roof of a building ? Yes :)
*Had sex in a stationary car ? Yes
*Had sex in a taxi cab ? No
*Had sex in a moving car ? Yes
*Are you a member of the mile high club ? Not yet :)
*Had sex outdoors at night ? Yes
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other ? No
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit) ? Yes
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest ? Yes
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest ? Yes
*Had sex at your office or other work area ? No
*Met partner during work hours to have sex ?
*Had sex in a public restroom ? Yes
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.) ? Yes, train
*Had sex in a dark theatre ? Yes
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub) ? Yes
*Had sex in an elevator ? No
*Had sex in a cemetery ? No
*Had sex in a store dressing room ? Yes
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances ? Not needed
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger ? Yes
*Felt a stranger up ? Yes
*Looked at a nude magazine ? Yes
*Looked at an explicit magazine ? Yes
*Watched a porno ? Yes
*Look at porn online ? Yes
*Seen a live stripper ? Yes
*Seen a live sex show ? Yes
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge ? No
*Showered with a partner ? Yes
*Bathed with someone ? Yes
*Flashed someone ? Yes
*Streaked with a group of six or more ? No
*Stripped for someone ? Yes
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more ? Yes
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp ? Yes
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more ? es
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity) ? Yes
*Showered while someone watched ? Yes
*Masturbated while someone watched ? Yes
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people ? Yes
*Masturbated covertly in public ? Yes
*Masturbated while on the phone ? Yes
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone ? some days ago
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam ? No
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching ? Yes
*Been walked in on while having sex ? Yes
*Walked in on someone else having sex ? Yes
*Had phone sex ? No
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner ? Yes
*Been the photographer for a nude photo ? No
*Been photographed nude ? No
*Been photographed having sex ? No
*Been videotaped having sex ? No
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