I am in the navy and I found this site and i would love to make my self WELL know around here... *wink wink wink*

Dave's Pics my page for all the special pics of me
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=31875640

Ok here is a little bit about me.

Rule1-You dont like me, FUCK OFF!!!
Rule2-If you want to talk to me I love meeting new ppl.
Rule3-Don't be an asshole and if you need some one to lend an ear, I'm here for you.
Rule4-If I missed anything plz tell me so I can add it

[LAYER 1-Personal]
Name:Dave
Nicknames:None that I know of
Gender:Male
Birthday:September 26, 1988
Age:19
Single/Involved:Single
Height:5'10"
Weight:165lbs
Eye Color:Brown
Hair Style:Short
Hair Color:Dark Brown
Skin Color:White
Tan:Slightly
Chinese Zodiac:Dragon
Zodiac Siqn:Libra
Religion:Catholic
Location:Maine, USA

[LAYER 2-Favorite Things]
Hobbys: Girls, football, weight lifting, reading, html, chilling with friends, PS2, comp
PS2/XBOX:PS2
Sports:Football(GO PATS)
Windows/Mac:Windows
Favorite Authors:R.A.Salvatore, Terry Goodkind, Robert Jordan
Favorite Color:Blue, Red, Black
Favorite Hard Liquer:Wild Turkey
Favorite Beer:Budwieser
Favorite Wine Cooler Type drink:Tripple Black Smirnoffs
Hard/Soft Serve:Hard Serve
Favorite Ice Cream:Coffee
Favorite Coffee:Dunkin' Donut's Large French Vanilla Ice Coffee 4 Cream 4 Sugar
Favorite Food:Pizza
Favorite Soda:Coke
Favorite Junk Food: Nacho Cheesier Doritos
Favorite Fast Food Joint:Burger King
Radio Station:99.9 The WOLF
Music:Country, Rap, Rock
Favorite Band:Eminem, Tim McGraw
Favorte Song:The Way I Am, Indian Outlaw
Movies:Funny, Horror and, Action/Adventure, and the ocasional romantic movie with a girl
Siblings:1 Brother, 1 Half-Brother

[LAYER 3-Sexual Stuff]
Watch Porn:Sometimes
Softcore/Hardcore:Hardcore
Sexual Preference:Girls
Most Romantic Moment:Cuddling on a bed watching a movie and making out
Sex on 1st Date:Probably not
Turn-Ons(non-sexual):Nice Personality, I'm not exactly sure
Turn-Ons(sexual):Ask if you want to know
Turn-Offs:Body Odor, Anoiying, Too Much Make-Up, Clingly, I'll add more to this later
Longest Relationship:6 Months
Virgin:No
Cyber:Sometimes
Favorite Position:I dont realy care
Poped A Cherry:Yes
Given/Recieved Oral:Both
Given/Recived a Rim-Job:No
Given Anal:Yes
Recieved Anal:NEVER!!!!!
Marrage: Some time in the future
Kids:(EVENUALY)2
Kids Gender: 1 Boy, 1 Girl

[LAYER 4-Perfect Girl]
Hair Lenght:Mid Back
Hair Color:Something that goes good with their eyes
Eyes:you can lose your self in
Boobs:lil' more then a handful
Ass:Not too tight but not too flubbery
Persnality:Happy, Cuddly, Not Clingy, Good Listener Mix between neat freak and messy
But hell, no girl is perfect neither am I if you look good the way u are whats more to ask for?

[LAYER 5-Misc Stuff]
Boxers/Whitey Tightys:Boxers
Cotton/Silk:Silk
Bedwear:Boxers or Nothing(usualy nothing)
Favorite Outfit: Tight White Shirt, Baggy Black Jeans(JNCO'S), and Black Boots
Pant Size:32-34 (I like them baggy I go 36)
Shoe Size:11-12
Shirt Size:Medium
Jewlery:Class ring. Celtic cross neckless
Piercings:Tongue and Nipples
Glasses/Contacts/None:Glasses
Mode of Transpotation:Bike
Sunrise/Sunset:Sunset its sexier
Smoke:No
Druggs:No
Nerd/Jock/Hick:Hick all the way!!!
Spoken Languages:English(main), French
Most Used Phrase: Damn it!!!
Drive:Not Yet
Body Mutilation:Not usualy
Pain Tollerence:Yes but is that a good thing
Job:Yes
Occupation:Navy
Known Trades:Welding
Favorite Fantasy Creature:Dragon
Striped For Laughs:Yuppers
Truth or Dare OR Strip Poker:T/D
    
[LAYER 6-(x)=havent done]
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO OUT OF MY COUNTRY(Canada counts right?)
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN HEART BROKEN
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I HAVE NEVER DUMPED SOMEONE
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME(close)
(x) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING(ALMOST)
(_) I HAVE NEVER LOOKED AT PORN
(_) I HAVE NEVER GOT COUGHT LOOKING AT PORN
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A SUB-TEACHER
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX(i heard them though)
(_) I NEVER GOT COUGHT HAVING SEX(PARENTS)
(_) I NEVER GOT COUGHT HAVING SEX
(FRIENDS)
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A GIRL
(_) I NEVER BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF A GUY
(x) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I NEVER PUT SOMEONE ELSE'S PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(_) I HAVE NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVE THEM WHEN I REALY DIDN'T
(_) I NEVER LIED TO SOMEONE TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER
(X) I NEVER EGGED A CAR
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER LIED TO COVER MY FRIENDS ASS
(X) I NEVER TRIED TO KILL MYSELF
(X) I NEVER TRYIED TO KILL SOMEONE
(_) I NEVER CUT MYSELF TO SEE THE BLOOD
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (Blayke... we were bored)
I am worth $1,913,090.00 on <www.HumanForSale.com>

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YAHOO-davedude012000
E-MAIL:davedude012000@yahoo.com
lets chat some time

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."


[Answer This]
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?


if anything u want to know ASK i will be more then willing to tell