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Mr. Todd (Ragged they come, and Ragged they kill...)

Member #6837 created: 2007-05-24 13:40:07Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/6837   
Email: Tadpoleious@yahoo.com

Name: Tyler Durden

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Civil status: married

Sexual perversions
animalsbondage-makingbondage-tying
rapinggiving spankinggetting analsex
giving analsexdick-suckingwatching squirts
bukkake

Body shape: very thin

Height: 200

Age: 18Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 10Day of birth: 16

Description:
Evil? We prefer the term "Alternative system of morals"


To secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

We must all fear evil men, but there s something far more fearfull, the indifference of good men.

I like puppies, and kitties, and throwing big firey balls of death at my enemies!

Ok, midgit bears will NEVER be able to beat stormroopers, let alone an AT-ST.. SORRY, not happening...

You want to be in my close circle of friends? become a himan, bandit, pirate, shady person, or otherwise general miscreant... Or show me boobies...

You wanna get in my pants? Sing me the Habanera from Carmen....


Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is
either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of
himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall
say to his assailant, "If I live I will kill you, if I die
you are forgiven". Such is the Rule of Honor.

political veiws

There's a hole inthe world it's a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it.

Wow... I need more stuff in here... Okies then... FIRST! I have a question, you MUST answer before talking to me!

Ever danced with the devil, by the pale moonlight?

Alright... About me, I'm an Anglopheliac, or Tory.... I ABHOR the improper use of, or twisting, of the English language... I LOVE mathmatics, and physics, and ESPECIALLY, logic... I'm Honour bound, that means ALOT of things, and in real life, not just some silly RP. But, RPing is fun, though. I DO believe I am a flippen' sweet Ninja/Pirate. I PRACTICE Ninjitsu, and have fired a cannon, as well as climbed rigging... Ummmm... I am here for sexual purposes, like most of you, however, if you're not Get off this site.... DUH.


Allright, you bastards, here's a bit of info. I AM the Shiznit, end of story. Your boyfriend will NEVER make you scream like I will, and me and you, we'll probably never meet. I must admit, I'm not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like me.Oh, and I DO have a word of advice, Don't kill yourself, it get funny eventually.
I'm SORRY boys and girls, not only am I bringing sexy back, AND I made it leave, but I have no idea what the fuck you mean when you say that. I DO make sense, you're just a dumbass. And if you read all of this, tell me my favorite colour is white, and you'll get a prize. Here's the thing, I'm ANCIENT, I almost always was, and the entire time, I've been awesome. I am the epitome of awesomeness, so the next time you make a Chuck Norris joke, remember, he learned from me. Oh, and by ancient, I mean I was born sometime in the 1900's. I Have a Hello Kitty! Pez dispenser, it got me laid, so back off. And I mean B.C. I'm VERY sensual, but sometimes, I just need tits. And boys, I'm sorry, you have to try ALOT harder to get into my pants... Girls, I'll give you a map. I'm gonna say "I'll add more later" But I migh not. Oh, I speak Elvish. FYI.
OH! And guess what!
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I Has A Flavor

Month one: It dosen't even have all it's chromosomes
Month two: It's a SMALL ball of human blueprints
Month three: It's now less ball-like
Month four: Starting to develop organs
Month five: Taking on a humanish shape
Month six: By this point, it has gender
Month seven: Hair, OOOOO
Month eight: DEFINATLY human
Month nine: It's born!
I'm not saying it's right, but it's not your right to decide what someone does with their own body.
P.S.
I sing Klingon drinking songs...

Gender: male

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Known languages
EnglishFrenchKlingon

General Interests
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