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Member #7098 created: 2007-07-21 05:49:42Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/xlilxbitx   
Email: tblade2011@hotmail.com

Name: Magdalena

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Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleMale
Younger than 18MistressSlim people
Muscular peopleShort peopleTall People
bisexualshomosexualsheteros
intersexualstranssexualstransvestites

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: all sexes

Sexual perversions
watchinggetting analsexdick-sucking

Body shape: plump

Height: 130

Age: 21Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 9

Description:
Welcome I've been expecting you.


My name is Lil Bit.


I am a 19 yr old chicka who sweet and have lots of blond moments.

I am plesantly plump.


Also I can be very perverted and change your words around to make it sound dirty which is fun hahaha!

I love chatting alot and surfing the net for alot of shit.

I can be funny if I want to be so yeah haha

I am very easy to get along and sweet and nice as ever and it makes you feel like you can tell me anything even your most darkest secrects, don't worry I won't tell anyone!

I may be short but this lil beyocth has spunk!

If you want you can add me just as long as your under 18 and 19 to 22.

Now here my e-mail address TBlade2011@hotmail.com

I am also bi so yea.

not signing on here to just chat just like joining new sites and all.

Please before you message me make sure you got a picture and more in your profile telling about you then just 1 or 2 sentences in it or none in it.

Oh i will only talk to people who're 22 and under and maybe alittle bit older.

But it be awkward for me if a 30 yr old or older talk to me.

hey I also love cybering with chicks

I love meeting new people so feel free to hit me up.

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YO CAN I GET SOME SEXY POINTS HERE!? 
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  (A VERY TRUE STORY THAT HAPPEN TO ME)
Gabrielle passed away.
At this time and day--->12:29pm 7/27/07
Btw I know some of you don't care really but I had to tell you this that my baby gurl passed away and left me for good.
she had been sleeping in alot more then usual and I decided to give her 2 more days to see if she stop doing that and on the 3rd day there was still no changes I told dad how long this been happening and we got in the car and she decided to leave alittle birdy present one last time on dad and then she waited till he hand me her and she had a seisure right in my arms.
When that happend she was like shaking and trying to curve up in a fetis prosition which she can't cuz birds cant do that and she curve her neck and made a choking and sneezing noise and she let go and looked at me one last time like saying I am going to let this seisure happend and let go mommy and I love you.
OMG it freak me out and scared me when she did this!
So we took her to the vet and roxan *vet* check her out and open her up to look and see what cost this and found her liver uh i mean kidney excuse not the color it should be which is muron and instead it was yellow and something was in her and it was like metal and intoxin and we think that what killed her and cost her seizure.
I was still crying when we took her home and put her in the box to bury her with her pizza cruast and foam she was chewing on and I can't bury her with a toy since she don't have a favorite one so I am also going to add some of her favorite food in it I think.
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Ways To Get To A Girls Heart
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you two walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes to her.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
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[True Story]

A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.

The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.

A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.

* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *

[Everyone Deserves HAPPINESS!]
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Guy"Can we have sex right now?"
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um.....no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend......."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won' tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me!"
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes.........

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, sobbing.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later.........


Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant....then he lied about it. So completely depressed......the girl commits suicide by drug overdose.......

Girls, if this story touched you, repost it as "That's Fucked up"
Guys, if this story touched you, repost it as "I'll kill any fucker who does this to my girl or any girl
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Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl : *hugs him*

Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.

Girl: Alright, now slow down

Guy: I love you babe


(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will relize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.
However, if u don t post this by at least 1:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life.
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Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.


Month Three
You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.


Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.


Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!


Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?


Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never
see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak


If you're against abortion, repost this.
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  [*kiss on the forehead ------------ "forever you will be mine"
*kiss on the ear--------------------"i'm horny"
*kiss on the cheek-----------------"we're friends"
*kiss on the hand------------------"i adore you"
*kiss on the neck-------------------"we belong together"
*kiss on the shoulder--------------"i want you"
*kiss on the lips---------------------"i love you" or "i want you"
*holding hands--------------------"we can learn to love each other"
*a wink---------------------------------"Let's get it on"
*slap on the butt---------------------"thats mine"
*playing with the ear----------------"i can't live without you"
*holding on tight---------------------"don't let go"
*looking into each other's eyes---"let's get romantic"
*playing with hair on head---------------"tell me you love me"
*arms around the waist -----------"i love you too much to let go"
*laughing while kissing-------"i am completley comfortable w/you"
]

Gender: female

Place of living: USA-North Carolina

Exact place of living: Havelock

Known languages
English

General Interests
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