Dancing around my house listening to Matchbox 20, eating a big boy bowl of fruitloops in my boxers. Can I get any cooler?"
"I'm not white. I'm frosted...like those mini wheats everyone loves."
"Home alone on a tuesday night, warming up a chicken pot pie and veggie spring rolls. Godam am I amazing or what?"
They call me Josh/Joshua/Josh Gaynor/Shua/Joosh/Joshie/Joshy/Joshilumnius/Jash/Peaches/Raidos

ME ME ME ME

I am Joshua.
I'm a simpleton with large dreams and a flare for adventure.
I wish good things for people I dont know, and wish for the best for my friends.
I'm a nice jewish boy with a darkside. Dont believe me? Your loss.
I'm addicted to coke...coca-cola that is.
I fear change but accept it at every turn.
Spiders will eat me in my sleep, but not if I am a human bug zapper.
I'm a guy who likes to read about people he could never be.
I'm secrelty a hero...but in the more modern sense.
I enjoy food of many kinds.
I live with my grama. We call her Granny Gaynor...so should you.
I win.

Scared Yet?


Always
  Josh.
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~QUOTES~

"MU"

"Dont think. Just do"

"No Expectations. No Disappointments"

"Love is just a word...it's what you do with it that matters"

"Some people care too much. I think its called love."

"The end is important in all things."
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What can I say, they work for me.

~BOOK QUOTES~

    "Never violate a woman, nor harm a child. Do not lie, cheat or steal.
               These things are for lesser men.
             Protect the weak against the evil strong.
    And never allow thoughts of gain to lead you into the pursuit of evil.
        Never back away from an enemy. Either fight or surrender.
 It is not enough to say I will not be evil. Evil must be fought wherever it is found."

                  ---The "Iron Code" of Druss

"I don't know if there are unforgivable mistakes. There may be unforgivable betrayals, but not mistakes. If we were going to start executing people for mistakes, I'm afraid I'd have been dead long ago. I make mistakes all the time. Some of them have been pretty big."

                  ---Richard Rahl

You'll Love Me Just Because I'm Jewish

I love Being JEWISH!

When my regions in shul we
daven like it's hot
daven like it's hot
daven like it's hot
And on Friday night we
kabbalat shabbat
kabbalat shabbat
kabbalat shabbat
After every meal we
bench birkat
bench birkat
bench birkat

With t'fillin on our arms
We do tikkun olam
We've got the best ruach 'cause we've got it goin' on.

*I couldn't resist!*








LIST

~Food is a major one. If I can't have friends that wont eat then they shouldn't be around me hah~I enjoy music of many talents (rap not included)~Conan O'Bryan~Disney~Traveling~Whining is good to a point where it's cute and NOT over everything~All good things~STAR TREK~Poetry rules ~Drinking Coca-Cola out of a shot glass~Zombie movies.~Buying that one extra CD then needed, and not regretting it~Working (love those little rascals)~Candle light~Fire places~Hotel rooms~Downtown in the rain~Anywhere in the rain~Hercules & Xena (miss them!)~Spending time with my granny~Throwing great parties~The Roxy wednesday nights~Knowing the band~Having the band buy you drinks because you get the crowd ready to dance~Dancing~Casino~Finding that random $20 in your pocket~WWE~UFC (I wanna be able to kick ass all day and get paid for it...)~Purell hand soap~Filling out aplication forms~PAYDAY~Board games~


MUSIC

~State Radio~Counting Crows~Switchfoot~Pearl Jam~Default~Savage Garden~Nickleback~Bush~Blessid Union of Souls~Rich Recht~Santana~Matthew Good (Band)~Seether~Forty Foot Echo~Stained~Our Lady Peace~Stoneland~Disturbed~Creed~Three Doors Down~Scott Stapp~Alterbridge~Vertical Horizon~Third Ete Blind~Matchbox 20~Shinedown~Sheryl Crow~Kid Rock~Sue Medley~Lynard Skynard~Oasis~Jet~Hoshal~Moterhead~Goo Goo Dolls~Bob Dylan~Bon Jovi~Brand New~Dave Matthews Band~Dispatch~The Foundations~Frank Sinatra~Killswitch Engage~Mercy Drive~Rage Against The Machine~Michelle Branch~Radiohead~Disney Songs~Eagle Eye Cherries~Bryan Adams


WRITING

"For all the people who say "I love you" when they have no clue what love is exactly! Something to ponder upon...Are your palms sweaty, is your heart racing and is your voice caught within your chest? It isn't love, it's like. You can't keep your eyes or hands off of them, am I right? It isn't love, it's lust. Are you proud, and eager to show them off? It isn't love, it's luck.

Do you want them because you know they're there? It isn't love, it's loneliness. Are you there because it`s what everyone wants? It isn't love, it's loyalty. Are you there because they kissed you, or held your hand? It isn't love, it's low confidence. Do you stay for their confessions of love, because you don't want to hurt them? It isn't love, it`s pity.

Do you belong to them because their sight makes your heart skip abeat? It isn't love, it's infatuation. Do you pardon their faults because you care about them? It isn`t love, it's friendship. Do you tell them every day they are the only one youthink of? It isn't love, it's a lie. Are you willing to give all of your favorite things for their sake? It isn't love, it's charity.

Does your heart ache and break when they're sad? Then it's love. Do you cry for their pain, even when they're strong? Then it's love. Do their eyes see your true heart, and touch your soulso deeply it hurts? Then it's love. Do you stay because a blinding, incomprehensible mix of pain and relation pulls you close and holds you there? Then it's love.

Do you accept their faults because they're a part of who they are? Then it's love. Are you attracted to others, but stay with them faithfully without regret? Then it's love. Would you give them your heart, your life, your death? Then it's love. Now, if love is painful, and tortures us so, why do we love?

Why is it all we search for in life? This pain, this agony? Why is it all we long for?This torture, this powerful death of self? Why? The answer is so simple cause it's...LOVE. It is such an addictive thing that even people who are not having it wish to experience it and share it with others as well."

***Due to a recent message, it has come to my attention that currently quoting someones work isn't good enough, and they need official permission. So here it is***
**I hereby give permission for anyone to use my writing, as long as it is propperly quoted.**
*Thank you for your cooperation.*

*cough cough* ANYWAY...I like cards too.




ICK

~Smoking is the worst for me. I will have no part in it~Bad drivers, they make me worry~People who ruin movies! AGHH! They should burst into flames~The sun sometimes...WHAT!?...It makes me sneeze~Mean people who take advantage of nice people like me~Those people who think they know me after one meeting, and judge me on it~Everyone who doesn't appreciate art~Egotistical kids with an overly annoying views on politics~Harry Potter~People who throw cans of nuts~Cans of nuts~Having ex girlfriends randomly come back into my life and torment me~That video in science 10 where you see the baby being born...*shudder*~When it rains for 31 days straight~Taxes being taken off my paycheque~Needing to borrow money from my granny~Creepy 12 year olds~Breaking CD's~Clutter~My grannys friends~The BAD infomercials~