me

I'm just a horny nerdy guy...


*Are you a virgin? no
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? um... 15?
*Age you first masturbated? 11
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 14
*Age first had recieved oral sex? 14... kinda, really 17
*Age first given oral sex? 17
*Age lost virginity? 18
*Favorite sex position? haven't tried enough to have one
*Do you make booty calls? no
*Have you responded to a booty call? i wish
*Had sex with a member of the opposite sex? yes
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? no
*Had oral sex? yes
*Had anal sex? no, eew
*Had sex with someone you met online? no
*Had sex with someone you met on MySpace? no
*Kissed anyone you met on MySpace? no
*The last time you had sex was? way too long ago
*The last time you fooled around with someone? way too long ago
*Had cyber sex? yes
*Kissed a member of the same sex? no
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? N/A
*Kissed in public? yes
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? no
*Devoted a whole day to sex? i wish
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? no
*Received open praise for sexual technique? yes
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? no
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? of course
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? of course (easy!)
*Had sex while totally dressed? not really
*Had sex while standing up? no
*Had sex in the kitchen? no
*Had sex in your bedroom? no
*Had sex in the laundry room? no
*Had sex in your bed? no
*Had sex in your parents bed? no
*Had sex on a table? no
*Had sex in a bathroom? no
*Had sex during a party? no
*Had drunkin sex? no (don't drink)
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? no
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? yes
*Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? no
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? no
*Used ice erotically? no
*Used hot melted wax erotically? no
*Shaved your pubic hair? once... never again!
*Used a sex toy? no
*Own a sex toy? yes (for her)
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? no
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? no
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? no
*Given sex in sympathy? no
*Had sex with a virgin? yes
*Ever cheated on someone? yes
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? no
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? yes
*What is the most you've done with them? all the way!
*Had sex with just a friend? no
*Had sex with anothers mate? no
*Had sex with a teacher? no
*Had sex with a boss? no
*Had sex with a relative? no
*Had sex with a pet? no
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? no
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? no
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no
*Had more than 20 sexual partners? no
*Had more than 10 sexual partners? no
*Had more than 5 sexual partners? no
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? no
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? no
*Made out with more than 20 different people? no
*Fooled around with more than 20 different people? no
*Fooled around with more than 10 different people? no
*Had group sex (more than 3)? no
*Participated in a swap/swinging club? no
*Had two regular partners at the same time? no
*Had sex in a public place? yes
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? not yet
*Had sex on the roof of a building? no
*Had sex in a stationary car? yes
*Had sex in a taxi cab? no
*Had sex in a moving car? no
*Are you a member of the mile high club? no
*Had sex outdoors at night? yes
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? no
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? no
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? no
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? no
*Had sex at your office or other work area? no
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? no
*Had sex in a public restroom? no
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? no
*Had sex in a dark theatre? no
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? not sex, but yes!
*Had sex in an elevator? no
*Had sex in a cemetery? no
*Had sex in a store dressing room? no
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? no
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? no
*Felt a stranger up? no
*Looked at a nude magazine? no
*Looked at an explicit magazine? no
*Watched a porno? yes
*Look at porn online? yes
*Seen a live stripper? no
*Seen a live sex show? no
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? no
*Showered with a partner? yes
*Bathed with someone? yes
*Flashed someone? no
*Streaked with a group of six or more? no
*Stripped for someone? yes
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? no
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? no
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? no
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? I wish!
*Showered while someone watched? no
*Masturbated? of course
*Masturbated while someone watched? yes
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
*Masturbated covertly in public? no
*Masturbated while on the phone? yes
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? about a week ago...
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? yes
*The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? long time ago
*Masturbated to someone's picture? no
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching? no
*Been walked in on while having sex? almost!
*Walked in on someone else having sex? no
*Had phone sex? yes
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? no
*Been the photographer for a nude photo? no
*Been photographed nude? no
*Been photographed having sex? no
*Been videotaped having sex? no
*Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? no
*Did this quiz make you horny? a bit...