hey there everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my name is brandon and i am a soldier of the u.s. army!!!

i am 5'5" with dirty blond hair. my eyes are green/brown hazle. i am very fit. i am a wrestler, so i know how to use my hips baby! i like to go to house parties and sometimes the bars and clubs.

*Are you a virgin? No
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? 13-16
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? yea
*Age first had received oral sex? 14
*Age first given oral sex? 18
*Age lost virginity? 16
*Favorite sex position? all
*Do you make booty calls? nope
*Have you responded to a booty call? yep
*Had sex with a member of the opposite sex? Yes
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? no
*Had oral sex? Yep
*Had anal sex? yep
*Had sex with someone you met online? No
*Had sex with someone you met on MySpace? No
*Kissed anyone you met on MySpace? no
*The last time you had sex was? too long ago
*The last time you fooled around with someone? a few month ago
*Had cyber sex? heh..somewhat
*Kissed a member of the same sex? no
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? 0
*Kissed in public? Yes
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes
*Devoted a whole day to sex? No
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? No
*Received open praise for sexual technique? yes
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? no
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? Yes
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? Yep
*Had sex while totally dressed? yepNo
*Had sex while standing up? no
*Had sex in the kitchen? No
*Had sex in your bedroom? yes
*Had sex in the laundry room? No
*Had sex in your bed? yep
*Had sex in your parents bed? not my parents
*Had sex on a table? no
*Had sex in a bathroom? no
*Had sex during a party? no
*Had drunken sex? no
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? No
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? yep
*Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? yes
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? No
*Used ice erotically? no
*Used hot melted wax erotically? No
*Shaved your pubic hair? Yes
*Used a sex toy? no
*Own a sex toy? no
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? no
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? no
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? No
*Given sex in sympathy? no
*Had sex with a virgin? yep
*Ever cheated on someone? No
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? No
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? yep
*What is the most you've done with them? all the way
*Had sex with just a friend? yep
*Had sex with anothers mate? No
*Had sex with a teacher? No
*Had sex with a boss? No
*Had sex with a relative? No
*Had sex with a pet? no... wtf?
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? yep
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? no
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? No
*Had more than 20 sexual partners? No
*Had more than 10 sexual partners? No
*Had more than 5 sexual partners? yep
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? yep
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? yep
*Made out with more than 20 different people? yep
*Fooled around with more than 20 different people? yep
*Fooled around with more than 10 different people? yep
*Had group sex (more than 3)? no
*Participated in a swap/swinging club? Nope
*Had two regular partners at the same time? no
*Had sex in a public place? no
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? no
*Had sex on the roof of a building?no
*Had sex in a stationary car? yes
*Had sex in a taxi cab? no
*Had sex in a moving car? No
*Are you a member of the mile high club? No
*Had sex outdoors at night? yep
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? no
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? no
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? no
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? no
*Had sex at your office or other work area? no
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? No
*Had sex in a public restroom? No
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? No
*Had sex in a dark theatre? no
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? yep
*Had sex in an elevator? No
*Had sex in a cemetery? No
*Had sex in a store dressing room? no
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? no
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? yep
*Felt a stranger up? yep
*Looked at a nude magazine? yep
*Looked at an explicit magazine? yep
*Watched a porno? yep
*Look at porn online? yep
*Seen a live stripper? yep
*Seen a live sex show? No
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? no
*Showered with a partner? yep
*Bathed with someone? no
*Flashed someone? yes
*Streaked with a group of six or more? yep
*Stripped for someone? yep
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? yep
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? no
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? yep
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? Yes
*Showered while someone watched? no
*Masturbated? yep
*Masturbated while someone watched? no
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people? No
*Masturbated covertly in public? yep
*Masturbated while on the phone? yep
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? long time ago
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? yep
*The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? yesterday lol
*Masturbated to someone's picture? no
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching? no
*Been walked in on while having sex? no
*Walked in on someone else having sex? yep
*Had phone sex? yep
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yep
*Been the photographer for a nude photo? yep
*Been photographed nude? yep
*Been photographed having sex? No
*Been videotaped having sex? no
*Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? no
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Rules to Enter Texas: Applies to each person as they enter Texas.
   Learn & remember: East Coast and California-types pay particular attention!

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

2. Let's get this straight; it's called a "gravel road." I drive a pickup truck because I want to. No matter how slow you drive, you're going to get dust on your Lexus. Drive it or get out of the way.

3. They are cattle & oil wells. That's what they smell like to you. They smell like money to us. Get over it. Don't like it? I-20 and I-10 go east and west, I-35 goes north and south. Pick one.

4. So you have a $60,000 car. We're impressed. We have $250,000 cotton strippers that are driven only 3 weeks a year.

5. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly. Try to understand the concept.

6. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of doves are coming in, we WILL shoot it out of your hand. You better hope you don't have it up to your ear at the time.

7. Yeah, we eat catfish & crawfish. You really want sushi & caviar? It's available at the corner bait shop.

8. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious holiday held the closest Saturday to the first of November.

9. We open doors for women. That is applied to all women, regardless of age.

10. No, there's no "vegetarian special" on the menu. Order steak. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the 2 pounds of ham , turkey and cheese.

11. When we fill out a table, there are three main dishes: meats, vegetables, and breads. We use three spices: salt, pepper, and Picante Sauce! ; !Oh, yeah.... We don't care what you folks in Cincinnati call that stuff you eat... It AIN'T REAL CHILI!! Chili was born and bred in San Antonio.... and real chili never met a tomato, or beans for that matter! get them beans outta here!

12. You bring "coke" into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served over ice. You bring "Mary Jane" into my house, she better be cute, know how to shoot, drive a truck, and have long hair.

13. College and High School Football is as important here as the Lakers and the Knicks, and a dang site more fun to watch.

14. Yeah, we have golf courses. But don't hit the water hazards -- it spooks the fish.

15. Colleges? Try Texas Tech, Texas A&M or University of Texas. They come outta there with an education plus a love for God and country, and they still wave at passing pickups when they come for the holidays.

16. We have more folks in the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, than any other state, so "Don't Mess with Texas," If you do, you will get whipped by the best.

17. Always remember what our great governor Sam Houston once said:
 "Texas can make it without the United States, but the United States can't make it without Texas!"
Texas is the greatest state ever!!
If you are from Texas , you are one bad hombre!!!


if you have any more questions... dont be scared to ask, i dont bite...hard. ok i do but u know u like it...