The way I see it, there is nothing more difficult than being truly original. Perhaps it's impossible? Whether it is or not, I do not know, but I won't even give it a try here for a while. Therefore I can just as well go with being as far from original as possible, which is using quotes. Hopefully they will sum up what kind of person I am and what interests I have, as well as be used to open conversations. I'll answer your one word messages, but I'm really, really sick of them...

He who wishes to be obeyed must know how to command.
- Niccolo Machiavelli

It's the world's smallest violin, playing "My Heart Pumps Purple Piss for You"
- Eddie Dean in "Wizard and Glass"

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
- Douglas Adams

Nå er det slik at vi lager brødet, og de andre kan godt lage kake, asså. Men...man blir lei av kake også. ...which translates into something like... Now, we make the bread, and the others can make cake for all I care, but.. you get tired of cake too.

- Gylve "Fenriz" Nagell on more melodic styles of black metal.


Sex, you say? Yes, I like that too, but it's nice to have a normal conversation every now and then.