Crash...
Fake was down today due to database repairs because of a power failure. Those thunderstorms really deserve a double spanking and a night in a cage.
And just this evening I'm expecting that a UPS will arrive that will hopefully make Fake immune to these small totally annoying power failures.
Update 16:55 2009-07-03: Just when I write that, there was another power failure. Everything should be OK now and a UPS will be installed tomorrow morning.
Date: 2009-07-03 16:59:19
News #: 54
Reporter: Virgin Slut
This Ain't Star Trek XXX
What's better than good porn? Good porn parody movies! Hustler has beamed up hard core pussy pounding action to bring us This Ain't Star Trek XXX (This is a parody) starring the sexy cock loving Sasha Grey as a hot Vulcan chick with a sickness that makes her crave sex, Evan Stone as Captain Kirk who has the long hard cure she's looking for.
Keep your eyes peeled for Kahn as he charms the ladies and pounds them up and down. What an evil bastard...
Jenna Haze appears as an alien who has been dipped in Venus fluid and wants nothing more than to fuck and thankfully Spock is there to drive it home in the name of science.
McKoy makes an appearance and Codi Carmichael proves that some ailments can be cured by riding cock and having a whopper of an orgasm.
(Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor!)
To wrap it up (as any good porno will do) we see Jada Fire, who is yet another victim of this terrible sickness that can only be cured with as much cock as any orifice can take, gets her curing dosage when Captain James T. Kirk and Spock double team both her ass and her pussy.
This is another non stop hard core action movie by Hustler. Don't miss it!
Watch free (Nude & Fucking) clips of this movie at Hustler's web site:
http://www.hustler.com/star_trek/home.php?s=9&p=1&w=300666&t=37&c=0&cs=0
Already seen this movie? Leave us a review and tell us what you thought about it. We want details!Date: 2009-06-28 17:04:04
News #: 53
Reporter: Morrigon
With the end of the month coming some awards will be given, and some new polls will be started. Some of the sexy polls started will be sexiest girl award and sexiest easter idea brought to you by the lovely [Echo].
At the urging of other fakers I opened up 3 polls on faker of the month for you to vote on. 3 different polls 3 different votes make your choices! Think you have what it takes to win faker of the year? Be victorious in the fake awards and maybe you will get a sexy christmas present for the holidays. ;)
On another note we still have some awards that haven't been nominated for yet. The awards are as follows:
best pussy award
sexiest underwear awards - girls
Don't be shy they won't bite..hard.
Date: 2009-04-27 09:20:42
News #: 52
Reporter: Ultiem
Easter Competition!
You read correctly folks...
Fake is defiling yet another holiday by hosting a sexy competition for it!

Sexiest Easter Idea
Doing something special for Easter this year? Just want to show us how creative you can be with candy? Or do you have a fetish for anything covered in sugar? Than this is the perfect competition for you. We're letting you take the reigns, make something sexual from your candy, cover yourself in pink sugar and take a picture, do whatever sexy thoughts come to mind and compete with your results here at the
Sexiest Easter Idea Competition!
Date: 2009-04-03 23:19:54
News #: 50
Reporter: Morrigon