Things Guys Want Girls To Know.

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are. We do have self-control.

2. *sigh* Your exboyfriend is a loser, wasnt good enough to be allowed to be with you, and never, ever will be.

3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes often, too.

4. Please ... Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. It's depressing when we state what we feel to be self-evident and not be believed.

5. Ladies, don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. I think we can handle it. If you need to say something, go for it.

7. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. Then, ask us to comfort you. We will. <3

8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.

9. We never shave our legs. So get over it. If you dont like it some of our body hair ... Ask us to change it. But, dont be surprised when we complain after-the-fact. ^^ We'll do it for you anyway.

10. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong ...(Although we know damn well you will just seduce us enough to sneak it on us..) -- Actually, that's about the only way we'll volunteer. Make it feel sexy. ^.-

11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.

12. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us. It's depressing when we state what we feel to be self-evident and not be believed.

13. We really do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

14. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. Rawr.

15. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."

16. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.

17. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.

18. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, 'cause you might get what you wish for.

19. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.

20. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.

21.We were wrong, PMS is an excuse.

22. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. It just makes us uncomfortable.

23. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach HEART. But food is good.

24. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong. -- Actually, you can try it once, and if we say no, ask again later. ^.-

25. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.

(and we can hardly bear it, even as we whisper an "Okay".)

26. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

Other Things We Want You To Know

- Don't assume that guys won't care where you are, because we do. It helps us feel secure to know that our girlfriends aren't off flirting w/ guys we've never heard of.


- Also, don't talk about your ex-boyfriends. We never have, nor never will respect/like them. Nor, do we want to hear about them. When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous. Take it far enough, you’re asking your boyfriend to lose trust.


- On that, don't hump everything that walks into the room. We don't care if you talk to other guys. it's alright if you're "friends" with other guys. But, when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.


- Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute /stunning, we freaking mean it. Don’t tell us we're wrong just because we can't explain it or you don't see it. We’ll stop trying to convince you. It's depressing when we state what we feel to be self-evident and not be believed.


- Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Smile, and say "thank you”. Let us pay for you. Don’t "feel bad”. We enjoy doing it. It’s expected. Smile and say - everybody together now..."thank you".


- Kiss us when you feel the need to. That doesn't mean every second, but that doesn't mean be totally concealed about it.


- You don't have to get dressed up for us. If we're going out with you in the first place, you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have, put on every kind of make-up you own. We like you for WHO you are not just WHAT you are.


- Don't flirt with guys when we're not around. We’ll find out. Trust me. We have eyes everywhere. And when we find out, we're pissed. Not necessarily with the guy(s) you flirted with, more so with you.


- Don't take everything we say seriously. Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the beauty in it.


- Stop using magazines/media as your bible!


- Don't talk about how hot "Tom Cruise" or "Brad Pitt" is in front of us. It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that. -- Actually, Brad Pitt -is- pretty hot.


- Whatever happened to the word "handsome"? Why does everything have to be "hot/sexy"? I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with a "hey, handsome" instead of a "hey baby, stud, cutie, sexy" whatever you can think of.


- Girls, I cannot stress this enough, if you aren't being treated right by a guy, don't wait for him to change. Ditch his sorry, disgrace-to-the-male-population ass, and find someone who will treat you with utter respect. Someone who will honor your morals. Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.