I'm 5'4'' right now i have black hair i'm a little overweight i'm cute i'm a nympho i love of animals i've got 21 piercings: 7 on one ear, 8 in the other, my nose, lip tongue, eyebrow, and both my nipples any thing else just ask

~HOW YOU KNOW YOURE A POTHEAD~
You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.
Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.
Your bong is taller than your dog.
It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.
You set your wedding date for 4/20.
You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.
You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.
You start every sentence with - uhhh!.
You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.
You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.
You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.
You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.
Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.
Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.
You sell your car for gas money
You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"
You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!
Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....
Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.
Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."
You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.
You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.
You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends

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peace,pot,tequila shot,jesus luvs u stoned r not,sex,drugs,rock~n~roll,speed,weed,birth control,lifes a bitch then u die,fuck the world let get high.we are stoners we have class,mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule



READ THIS
"difference between FRIENDS and JUGGALOS"

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
JUGGALOS: are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
JUGGALOS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
JUGGALOS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
JUGGALOS: cry wit u (for the hell of it)
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
JUGGALOS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
JUGGALOS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
JUGGALOS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
JUGGALOS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
JUGGALOS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
JUGGALOS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."
FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
JUGGALOS: Will knock them the fuck out
FRIENDS: Would ignore this
JUGGALOS: Repost this

             P.S.
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
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No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
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[Repost this to see what others ask you...]
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IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK

message this to me this if u want a conversation starter:

Your Name:
Age:
Favorite position (s) ?
Do you think i'm hot?
Would you have sex with me?
lights on or off?
Would you have to be drunk?
Would you take a shower with me?
Would you leave after or stay the night?
Do you like cuddling afterwards?
Condom or skin?
Do you give Oral pleasures?
Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
Have sex on the first date?
Would you kiss me during sex?
Do you think I would be good in bed?
do you enjoy Three sums?
Anal yes/no?
Would you use me as a booty call?
Do you like fore play?

snuck out of the house? yup
gotten lost in your city? what city i live on a rock
saw a shooting star? yes
been to any other countries besides Canada?
had a serious surgery? no surgery
gone out in public in your pajamas?yup
kissed a stranger?yeah
hugged a stranger? nope
been arrested?no almost was though 
pushed all the buttons on an elevator?yeah all 2
jumped up and down in the elevator to get stuck?nope 
swore at your parents?yup
been in love?no
been close to love?i think so
been to a casino?no
been skydiving? never ever
broken a bone? my nose and i cracked an eye socket
been high? every day
been drunk? plenty
skipped school? yup
flashed someone?no
gotten in a fist fight?thats how i cracked my eye socket
been suspended? yup
had anger management? nope
played spin the bottle? yes
gotten stitches?once
drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour? half a gallon
bitten someone? yup
made someone bleed? sure did
been to Niagara Falls? nope
gotten the chicken pox? yup
kissed a member of the opposite sex? afew of'em
kissed a member of the same sex? sure did
crashed into someones car? i've done that too
ridden in a taxi? yup
Been dumped? nope
had a crush on someone of the same sex?nope
had feelings for someone who didnt have them back?yup
gone on a blind date?kindof
lied to a friend? yup
Purposely set a part of yourself on fire?i burn the fuzzy's      off my sox
Eaten Sushi? california rolls and calamarie are bomb
done hard drugs? coke
tried killing yourself? no
fired a gun? all the time
purposely hurt yourself? yeah i used to be a cutter
taken painkillers? oxy's are my fav.



Sex Test ::Taken from[Music/Melody]::(How good are you at sex?)
Start at 50 and add or substract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...


+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).
If your a virgin don't be dissappionted in your #.

AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.


Copy this and post your own bulletin!


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.


-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.


-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.


-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.


-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.


-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.


-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.


-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.


-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.


-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.


-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.


-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].


-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.


-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].


-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.


-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.


-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.


-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.


-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.


-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.


-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.


-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.


-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.


-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

-Subtract 20 if you've had sex with out a condom.

uh i got -2 i wonder if i'm really as good as the test says?



Juggalo dictionary

Axe: A sharp blade on the end of a long wooden handle, used to chop wood....MOSTLY
Big Money Hustlas: Insane Clown Posse's first movie
Biggot: Racist, hater
Chedda: Money, skrilla
Cherrie Pie: See Cotton Candy
Chicken: A redneck, bigot, racist
Cotton Candy: Neden, pussy, vagina, cunt
Dark Carnival: A dark carnival that Shaggy and Violent J often preach about
Delray: A neighborhood of Detroit, Michigan. Southwest Detroit
Echoside: A fate worse than hell
Facepaint: The make-up used by ICP and Twiztid (and more)
Faygo: A cheap ghetto pop that Insane Clown Posse throws on Juggalos at
Feminem: Eminem diss
Floob: This is what Violent J and Jumpsteady called themselves when they were kids. It means scrub.
Fright Fest: Twiztid's own version of Hallowicked
Gathering Of The Juggalos: An event that happens only once a year where Juggalos and Juggalettes can meet, hangout, have a great time with other Juggalos and Juggalettes and see there favorite artists all perform live
Hallowicked: A 10 year tradition amongst Juggalos, every Halloween ICP puts on a concert in their hometown of Detroit
Hatchetman: Psychopathic Records logo. Created by Shaggy 2 Dope. Seen on everything Psychopathic Records.
Hell's Pit: Hell, the eternal flames
Hoe: A whore, slut, hoodrat
Hood Rat: Whore, slut, the girl that be fucking all the boys
Hound Dog: Some one that swings from your nuts, wanting autographs and pictures
Inner City Posse: Insane Clown Posse's first group name, also the Detroit street gang they ran with
ISI: Infamous Superstars Incorporated, Gang consisting of Jamie Madrox, Monoxide Child, Blaze, and others
JCW: Juggalo Championshit Wrestling
Jokers Cards: Six albums that tell messages of the Dark Carnival.
Juggahoe/Juffalo: Some one that acts down with the clown but really isn't
Juggalo: Believer of the Dark Carnival, big fan of one of any Psychopathic Records artists
Juggalette: Female Juggalo
Juggalo Championshit Wrestling: JCW, Psychopathic Records own wrestling organization that was #2 behind the WWE.
Killa: Used in the same context as Juggalo and Ninja
Majik Recordz: A Sub-Label of Psychopathic Records started and run by Psychopathic's Twiztid. This project has been canned, or at least put on hold for the time being
MCL: Much Clown Love
MFL: Much Family Love
Moonshine: Homemade booze
Necromancy: Style of magic using the dead
Necrophilia: Sexual activities with the deceased
Neden: See Cotton Candy
Ninja: Warrior in Japanese culture, assassin, down ass Juggalos
Ninjette: Female Ninja
Nizzos: Testicles, balls, nuts
Nugbone: Your neck
Nugget: Your head
Pink Eye: Condition you get for eating too much pussy
Psychopathic Records: Underground record label that was founded in 1991 by Joe Bruce, Joey Utsler and Alex Abbiss
Red Neck: Hillbilly's from Southern United States, usually racist. Often represented by a Rebel Flag.
Scrub: Outcast, they dont fit in anywhere, broke ass ninja
Shangri-La: Juggalo Heaven
Shank: Knife
Shockumentary: A documentary on ICP and Juggalos that explains everything up to the 4th Joker's Card.
Skrilla: Chedda, cash, bones, money, dollars
Slim Anus: ICP diss name/song for Eminem
Trees: Weed, green, dank
Vampiro: Wrestler for the JCW and one of ICP's homies
Voodoo: A type of magic typically reffered to as a black magic
Wang: Penis, dick, popsicle
Wig Split: Crack ya head in half
Zuggalo: A big fan of Zug Izland. Like a Juggalo, but for Zug


Juggalo Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!


1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles.