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Use the following format to submit your pick up line.
Example
1)Name: [
skullhead]
Pick up line: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Director to: [
Lust]
2)Name:[
Lust]
Pick up line:I wanna fuck you
Director to:[
skullhead]
3)Name:[
Drowning in Flame]
Pick up line: Im no Fred Flinstone, But Ill make your BedRock.
Director to: Someone
4)Name:[
Drowning in Flame]
Pick up line: If you where words on a page they'd call you FINE print
Director to: Someone ( Again )
5)Name: [
Black Brew]
Pick up line: My Parents aren't home, Want to come back to my place?
Director to: My buddy Sabrina (It's an inside Joke)
6)Name: [
Parlitore]
Pick up line: If i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Director to: My Roomate.
7)Name: [
Black Brew]
Pick up line: If I shoot, I bet I could hit you from 3 feet away!
Director to: My buddy sabrina (Another inside Joke)
8)Name: [
zoloftzantac]
Pick up line: You smoke green? Wanna get out of here?
Director to: hip looking MILF alone at the bar
9)Name:[
Acid_Stalker]
Pick up line: Nice legs, what time do they open?
Director to: [
Lust] besides being cute, I can't think of anyone to direct these to!
10)Name: [
Acid_Stalker]
Pick up line: You are like a popscicle, I will make you melt with my tongue
Director to: [
Lust]
11)Name: [
Acid_Stalker]
Pick up line: I've got a search warrent so open those legs
Director to:[
Lust]
12)Name: [
zoloftzantac]
Pick up line: I love your shoes!
Director to: [
RitoriMisu] or other foot fetish friendly lookin' gal ;)
13)Name:[
Zenzizenzizenzic]
Pick up line:I like your (random item of clothing), wanna fuck?
Director to:Anyone
14)Name:[
sexy guitarist]
Pick up line: Hey you wann go out for pizza and butt fuck( if they say no then say" what you don't like pizza?")
Director to: anyone
15)Name: [
Whiskers]
Pick up line: I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Director to: [
Lust]
16)Name: [
mr rogers colostomy bag]
Pick up line: You are like thriftstore box wine cheap to buy into with several friends, and all agreeing it was a mistake
Director to: Desperate Housewives
17)Name:[
wyldfire]
Pick up line:you have some pretty lips. i would like to take yuo out for a steak dinner lol
Director to: [
Lust]
18)Name: [
wyldfire]
Pick up line: lie on the bed and act like your feet hate each other
Director to: [
Lust]
19)Name: [
*Hannah*]
Pick up line: if i could i would rearrange the alphabet to put I and U together
Director to: Anyone..
20)Name: [
Caramela]
Pick up line: Did you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Director to: no one
21)Name: [
Caramela]
Pick up line: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Director to: hehe no one..
22)Name:[
Drowning in Flame]
Pick up line: Im no Fred Flinstone, But Ill make your BedRock.
Director to: Someone
23)Name: [
Black Brew]
Pick up line: My Parents aren't home, Want to come back to my place?
Director to: My buddy Sabrina (It's an inside Joke)
24)Name: [
Black Brew]
Pick up line: If I shoot, I bet I could hit you from 3 feet away!
Director to: My buddy sabrina (Another inside Joke)
25)Name:[
THE Michno]
Pick up line:Is it just me, or are you moist too?
Director to:whoever, doesnt matter
26)Name: [
HiddenCamel]
Pick up line: I shoot blanks, so you won't get pregnant (to be accompanied by a double pistol point and a wink, like the Buddy Jesus thing from Dogma)
Director to: [
Lust]
27)Name:[
Darrk_Cowboy]
Pick up line:thats shirts very becoming on you, if i was on you i'd be cumming to
Director to:anyone who accepts it
28)Name:[
Darrk_Cowboy]
Pick up line:Do you like george strait? (she says yes)-looks at penis- you hear that george??
Director to:george strait lovers
29)Name:[
Acid_Stalker]
Pick up line: I can spell your name with my tongue!
Director to: anyone who'll listen
30)Name:[
Acid_Stalker]
Pick up line: I bet my boobs are bigger than yours, wanna compare?
Director to: Any ditzy girl with bigger boobs than me!
31)Name: [
neon_butterfly]
Pick up line: Let's go get drunk and rape each other
Director to: Somebody who's already had too much to drink
32)Name: [
Khisto]
Pick up line: *Girl approaches guy, puts finger in drink and smears liquid on his face* "Now that we're both wet, let's fuck"
Director to: My ex to me
33)Name: [
zoloftzantac]
Pick up line: I've had too much to drink. ;)
Director to: [
neon_butterfly]
34)Name:[
Slaughter™]
Pick up line:I Lost My Teddy Bear Can I Sleep With You?
Director to:[
~AzureSkyy.-]
35)Name:[
666 Gient Spiders]
Pick up line:Can i have your picture?(why do you want my picture?)So i can show Santa what I want for christmas.
36)Name:[
Gamer Gal]
Pick up line: You've been a naughty boy, now go to my room.
Director to: The Naughty Boys
37)Name:[
Gamer Gal]
Pick up line: What do you say we go back to my place and do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply!
Director to: The math wiz
38)Name:[
Gamer Gal]
Pick up line:If you held up 11 roses in front of a mirror, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.
Director to: Women, from men
39)Name: [
Hell's Lil Angel]
Pick up line: Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Director to: The most random, best looking person in the bar. Or your best friend.
40)Name: [
Hell's Lil Angel]
Pick up line: Un-Virgin me please?
Director to: Who ever will take the most pitty on you.
41)Name: [
Bite Me!]
Pick up line: hello im a bird watcher, im looking for a big breasted bed bouncer, have you seen one?
Director to: hot babe with big tits
42.) Name: [
~AzureSkyy.-]
Pick Up Line: Trace my lips, with your fingertips. (Whispers behind the ear are best, followed with a cool breath of air to the soft skin just between jaw, neck, and ear.)
Directed to: Whoever catches your eye in the darkness.
43.) Name: [
~AzureSkyy.-]
Pick Up Line: Promise me with a kiss that we won't regret this.
Directed to: Why am I telling you, who to say these things to ...? Who you give your words to is your own choice, even if they are originally mine. :)
44.)Name:[
The Sexy MadHatter]
Pick Up Line: Ummm, would you like to come over my place for desert? *points down*
Directed to:[
nolongerherecan tdelete]
45.)Name:[
pillz-e]
Pick Up Line: Hey my magical watch says you are not wearing any panties...wait my bad it is three hours off.
Directed to: Any hot girl
46.)name:[
fudgeme12]
pick up line: you have beautiful eyes
Directed to: [
Love/Like\Heroin]
47.)name:[
masterful921]
pick up line: "Those must be moon pants, 'cause your ass is out of this world"
Directed to: [
Jena]
48.)Name: [
Blueplayboytiger]
Pick up line: "If you were a tear in my eye,
I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you."
Directed to: Anyone.
49.)Name [
Blueplayboytiger]
Pick up line: "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."
Directed to: Anyone.
50.)Name [
Angelic Guitarist]
Pick up line: "Are you Jamaican cause you Ja-Making me Horny."
Directed to: your sense of humor.
51. Name: [
~AzureSkyy.-]
Line (not mine this time): Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. She'd like your phone number. She wants to know where she can get a hold of me in the morning.
Direction: Whomever. Confident, self-assured and casual delivery.
52. Name: [
DeeJay™]
Line: If your gunna regret this in the morning, we can sleep 'til afternoon
53. Name: [
DeeJay™]
Line: are your parents retarded? 'cause you sure are special!
Name: [
DeeJay™]
Line: did you just fart? 'cause you blew me away!
55.Name: [
Vampris of the night]
Line: I wanna go for a ride how about you?
56.Name: [
Vampris of the night]
Line: Do you prefer standard to ato matic or visa virsa? Cause I'm nuetral about it!
57.Name: [
Lucky Clover]
Line: Hey sexy, wanna be my Epic Mount?
Directed to: [
Menneskelig]
58.Name: [
masterful921]
line: "i tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you"
directed to:[
Jena]
59. Name: [
Doll]
line: if you have a problem being naked so much i'll just cover you with my body
directed to: [
Yokita the Slave]
60. Name: [
Wynter]
line: Baby I’ll treat you like my homework, I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
directed to: [
Nomad]
61. Name: [
Wynter]
line: Are you from Texas? because everything is bigger down south.
directed to: [
Malachi]
62. Name: [
Wynter]
line: I aint no hipster, but I can makes your hips stir.
directed to: [
ShaKaiMonea]
63. Name: [
Wynter]
line: I'll always have a cache for you.
directed to: [
D.K. Moubitt]
64. Name [
Wynter]
line: I want you to take me to the sky with your rocket.
directed to: [
NmyID]
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