http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4RkuVLsXo0
Me and a friend goofing around... this is what I do in my free time. I'm in the tie :-D
I don't judge people, for I would expect judgement in return, and God knows I don't want that... It's too easy to, and I judge myself enough for my shortcomings as is.
Now THAT'S a good and wet pussy! Maybe a slightly PISSED off wet pussy, but we can't ask for everything now, can we?
Insults and 'Isms
Holly'ism One: "How do you drink Coffee?" Ans. "Well, I put it in my mouth and swallow!"
Dani's Latest Insult: "You are so straight it's discusting!" Explaination: Straight is bad. Straight people suck, and Queer is a term of affection, endearment, and is consitered an extream complement.
Dani'ism One: "I do too have balls! I just wear them a little higher than most." *Points to chest*
Nate'ism One: "Don't be sorry, be You!"
Nate'ism Two: Situation:
My friend Nate and I were up to 4 in the morning talking, and we now have a Nate'ism. We were chatting, and he said:
"Dani, breathe damnit, breathe!"
And I responded:
"I'm an asthmatic, I don't know how to breathe!"
And he siad:
"Well, close your lips and blow!"
Dani'ism Two: "I never can get the little guys! All I find are the big ones :("
Dani'ism Three: "If you are worried about your boyfriend having an uncircumcised penis, don't worry! Just think about all the fun you'll have playing Peek-A-Boo with it!"
Dani'ism Four: "He's a few screws short of a six-pack." <--- This is what happens when you bitch with your girlfriend about dumb ass ex's when you are very tired, highly stressed, and emotionally out the window. It implies that he is neither a few cans short of a six pack OR a few screws loose, but that he is so fucked up in the head that he's a few SCREWS short of a SIX-PACK. Don't ask. Just be amused.
*Will Be Added To As Time Goes Along*
Life'Ism To Keep:
Life is Eek-A-Poo! We don't know what Eek-A-Poo! is, but that's life.
