SoOoO.............IM FUCKIN SCARED OF MOTHER FUCKIN GNOMES!!!!!
THEY ARE JUST SO FUCKIN WEIRD AND SCARY:iF YOU LIKE THEM FUCK OFF
KEEP ON MOVING THERE AINT SHIT FOR YOU TO SEE HERE:bLaHhHhHh.........
            **SOMEONE PROTECT ME PLEASE!!!!!

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Well for the one's that don't know my name is bReNdA, im a nice laid back girl.
I have a 1 y.o. goin on 2 y.o. lil boi. And he is my world! For those that
like to talk SHIT.... Get To Steppin.... exit out of this page cause there is
nothin here for you. But im not much of a SYCO BITCH unless you start shit
with my friends and family....SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!.....
I love shopping for CONVERSE or Sk8R shoes, i also love hanging out with my
friend's and their kid's, But anyhow i.d.k what else to say or write,so if you
have any ?'s jus write me and ill answer ur ?'s.
  
OH AND BY THE WAY UNDERTOW IS AN AWSOME GUY HE FUCKIN ROCKS!!!!!!
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One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." Ain't this so sweet?
..........................Not really..........................................


Body: Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy, I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak

If you're against abortion, repost this.

AND AS FOR THE GIRLS THAT HAVE GOTTEN ABORTIONS.
UNLESS YOU GOT RAPED AND GOT PREGO.................
BUT THE ONE'S THAT OPENED THEIR FUCKIN LEGS AND FUCKED
AND THEIR STUPID SLUTY ASS'ES GOT PREGO AND FOR
BEIN SO FUCKIN SELFISH GOT AN ABORTION......
          FUCK YOU
YOUR MOTHER DIDNT FUCKIN KILL YOU! HOW CAN YOU DO
THAT TO A BABY THAT DIDNT ASK TO BE BROUGHT HERE
YOU DID THAT ON YOUR OWN WITH THE BABY'S DADDY.
SO DO US ALL A FAVOR AND KEEP YOUR FUCKIN
LEGS CLOSED,AND WHY DON'T YOU GO KILL URSELF.......

................*Sorry That is My Opinon On Abortion*....................... 


            **Juggalo Pledge**

I pledge allegiance to the Hatchet of the Underground Juggalo Society, and to the Ninjas for which it stands, One Family, Under Clowns, Full of Freaks, with Faygo and Magik Neden for all!!!
if ur a juggalo or juggalette put the pledge in your house]




  ****SPEEDBUMP is my Master & WATCHES THIS HOUSE and protects ME****
  ****Asshole AKA Blue is My Hubby:AnY GIRL that wants him go ahead it's whatever.... i dont really care anymore..***

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You stay up for 16 hours
He stays up for days on end.

You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.

You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.

You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.

You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.

You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.

You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.

You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.

You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.

Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.

You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.

You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.

You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.

You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.

You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.

You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and remembers why he is fighting.

You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.

You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.

You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.

You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.

You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He tries to sleep but gets woken by mortars and helicopters all night long.

You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.

If only there were more men like him
[If you support your troops, repost this]


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*Are you a virgin? no
*Age of First Kiss? Real kiss? 11
*Age you first masturbated? 15
*Age you first had been fingered/ had a hand-job? 14
*Age first had recieved oral sex? 15
*Age first given oral sex? 14
*Age lost virginity? 16
*Favorite sex position? me on top
*Do you make booty calls? sometimes
*Have you responded to a booty call? yeah
*Had sex with a member of the opposite sex? yes
*Had sex with a member of the same sex? yes
*Had oral sex? yes
*Had anal sex? yes
*Had sex with someone you met online? no
*Had sex with someone you met on MySpace? no
*Kissed anyone you met on MySpace? no
*The last time you had sex was? about 4 days ago
*The last time you fooled around with someone? 4 days ago
*Had cyber sex? yes
*Kissed a member of the same sex? yes
*Number of memebers you kissed of the same sex is? about 7
*Kissed in public? yes
*Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes
*Devoted a whole day to sex? yes (several times)
*Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? no
*Received open praise for sexual technique? yes
*Fallen or lost balance during sex? yes
*Brought partner to climax using only hands? of course
*Brought partner to climax using only mouth? of course (These guys love my lips)
*Had sex while totally dressed? yes
*Had sex while standing up? yes
*Had sex in the kitchen? no
*Had sex in your bedroom? yes
*Had sex in the laundry room? yes
*Had sex in your bed? yes
*Had sex in your parents bed? yes
*Had sex on a table? yes
*Had sex in a bathroom? yes
*Had sex during a party? yes
*Had drunkin sex? yes
*Exotically licked feet or sucked toes? no
*Exotically likced someone's nipple? yes
*Had sex during her/your "monthly visit"? no
*Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? once
*Used ice erotically? yes
*Used hot melted wax erotically? no
*Shaved your pubic hair? all the time
*Used a sex toy? yes
*Own a sex toy? yes
*Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, etc.)? no
*Obtained money or a favor for sex? yes
*Paid or granted a favor for sex? yes
*Given sex in sympathy? yes
*Had sex with a virgin? yes (three guys)
*Ever cheated on someone? yes
*Been with someone 10 years older/younger than you? yes (older)
*Had sex with your best friend of the opposite sex? yes (all the time)
*What is the most you've done with them? too many to count
*Had sex with just a friend? yes
*Had sex with anothers mate? yes
*Had sex with a teacher? no
*Had sex with a boss? yes
*Had sex with a relative? no
*Had sex with a pet? no
*Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? once
*Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? yes
*Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no
*Had more than 20 sexual partners? no
*Had more than 10 sexual partners? yes
*Had more than 5 sexual partners? yes
*Had more than 3 sexual partners? yes
*Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? yes
*Made out with more than 20 different people?yes
*Fooled around with more than 20 different people? no
*Fooled around with more than 10 different people? yes
*Had group sex (more than 3)? no
*Participated in a swap/swinging club? no
*Had two regular partners at the same time? yes
*Had sex in a public place? yes
*Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? not yet
*Had sex on the roof of a building? no
*Had sex in a stationary car? yes
*Had sex in a taxi cab? no
*Had sex in a moving car? yes
*Are you a member of the mile high club? no
*Had sex outdoors at night? yes
*Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? yes
*Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? yes
*Had sex in the host's bedrom while an overnight guest? yes
*Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? yes
*Had sex at your office or other work area? yes
*Met partner during work hours to have sex? no
*Had sex in a public restroom? yes
*Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? no
*Had sex in a dark theatre? kind of
*Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? yes (all of those)
*Had sex in an elevator? no
*Had sex in a cemetery? yes
*Had sex in a store dressing room? no
*Used alcohol to lower your resistance to sexual advances? no
*Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? no
*Felt a stranger up? no
*Looked at a nude magazine? yes
*Looked at an explicit magazine? yes
*Watched a porno? yes
*Look at porn online? yes
*Seen a live stripper? no
*Seen a live sex show? no
*Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? no
*Showered with a partner? yes
*Bathed with someone? yes
*Flashed someone? yes
*Streaked with a group of six or more? no
*Stripped for someone? yes
*Stripped for a group of 3 or more? no
*Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? no
*Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? no
*Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yes
*Showered while someone watched? yes
*Masturbated? of course
*Masturbated while someone watched? yes
*Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
*Masturbated covertly in public? no
*Masturbated while on the phone? yes
*The last time you masturbated while on the phone? last night
*Masturbated while watching someone on cam? no
*The last time you masturbated while watching someone on cam? 0
*Masturbated to someone's picture? no
*Had sex while you knew someone was watching? yes
*Been walked in on while having sex? yes
*Walked in on someone else having sex? yes
*Had phone sex? yes
*Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes
*Been the photographer for a nude photo? no
*Been photographed nude? no
*Been photographed having sex? yes
*Been videotaped having sex? yes
*Watched a regular sexual partner having sex with someone else? no
*Did this quiz make you horny? in a way...

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brenda Eaves
Birthday: May 27, 1988
Birthplace: Henderson Tx
Current Location: Kilgore Tx.
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'1
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: Converse-
Your Weakness: my neck & back
Your Fears: F'In GNOMES
Your Perfect Pizza: Chesse
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into college and get my RN's License
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: SEX
Your Best Physical Feature: lips
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: 5th grade
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappucino
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: No
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yeah
Do you want to get Married: Already made that mistake now we are splitin up.
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: eh
Are you a Health Freak: noooo
Do you get along with your Parents: Now I do
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs:yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: no.
How do you want to Die: LOUDLY.
What do you want to be when you Grow UP: I am Grown Up....
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam



In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue or Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black or Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short





*Number of Drugs I have taken:* Alot

*Number of CDs I own:* alot

*Number of Piercings:* Ears(2), Lip(1)=3 YAy

*Number of Tattoos:* 6;; Back of Neck 4 leaf

Clover w/ son's birth date on bottom:* Left

Shoulder Blade Star's: Right Top Foot a

Fallen Star: Right fore arm angel wings with A N R: Both

Arms inside of wrist's Star's

*Number of things in my Past I Regret:* a

whole shit load but not my lil boi.