You know you are from Michigan when:




1.You never met any celebrities.




2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.




3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the
Michigan/Michigan State game.




4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian




5. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.




6. Your idea of a traffic jam is 40 cars waiting to pass an orange
barrel.




7. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.




8. It's easy to get VERNORS Ginger Ale, Sanders Hot Fudge sauce and Faygo Pop.




9. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."




10. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.




11. You bake with SODA and drink a POP.




12. The movie "Escanaba in Da Moonlight" wasn't funny. You consider it a documentary.




13. Your little league game was snowed out.




14. The word
"thumb" has geographical meaning, rather than anatomical
significance.




15. You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on the back of your left hand.




16. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon.




17. You measure distance in minutes.




18. When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."




19. You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but it is either raining or snowing there.




20. Your year has 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.




21. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.




22. You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.




23. Owning a Japanese car was a hangin' offense in your hometown.







24. Everyone you meet out of state thinks you know eminem
personally.







25. You drive 60 mph thru 2 feet of snow in a raging blizzard, without flinching.







26.You think Devil's Night is celebrated everywhere.







27.You believe that "down south" means Toledo.







28.You know what a "Yooper" is.







29.Up North" means north of Clare.







30.Octopus and hockey go together as naturally as hot dogs and baseball.







31.The snow freezes so hard that you can actually walk across it and not break it or leave any marks.




32. Half your friends have a perfect sledding hill right in their own backyard.








27. You actually understand everything i just said








pass this on if you're from michigan




you know it's all true

I'm sorry
That i bought you roses
to tell you that i like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not an asshole

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just f**k you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to Talk To,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy


I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I've been there, and being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new asshole comes around

I'm sorry
If I answer my phone all the time when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care But most of all

I'm sorry
For always being sorry

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your bf with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your bf was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That i cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you talk all night about how you wish you could have done something different.