Hi there well I would give you my name but your going to have to work for it.

I play a Online Virtual Reality game Called Second life I have a avatar I can move around, dress, undress and even make her have sex. I love this game and have been playing it for 4 years though as a warning the game is [HIGHLY ADDICTIVE] the game is free to download and free to play only catch is there is currency in the game called Linden and you need that in order to buy a lot of the products "In World" but there are also a lot of free items as well I am going to post a link to the website where you can join and I will also give you my [Avatar]s name so if you choose to play or already play we can be friends and I can help you if you need it :D
[http://www.secondlife.com]
My Avatars name is [Lilith Stipe]

I have these SIMPLE rules PLEASE follow them or face my wrath

1)PLEASE dont message me with Hi, How are you??, or whats up please make it worth my time thank you.
2)do NOT try to cyber with me I am not into it I dont get anything from it
3)Do not message me just to INSULT ME

THOSE ARE SIMPLE RULES FOLLOW THEM

I AM ME!!!
I listen to whatever music I want to at the moment :p

[MUSIC THAT CAUSE EARGASMS]

[Sex Pistols]
Misfits
[Flogging Molly]
NOFX
[The Casualties]
The Clash
[The Ramones]
Dropkick Murphys
[Rancid]
Death By Stereo
[Niki Minja]
LMFAO
[DUBSTEP]
Gorillaz
[Green Day]
Prodigy
[Haystak]
Foo Fighters
[ICP]
Linkin Park
[Nirvana]
Rhianna
[Blink 182]

[AND MANY MANY MORE]

I am willing to talk to any one as long as they follow my rules if you dont know the rules go back and read them NOW I will message back no matter what but it might not be the message you want back and I can be a bitch I WILL NOT GIVE MY MSN OR YAHOO OUT!!! unless I think you deserve it and some of you never will so dont bug me about it ok I am not looking for a BOYFRIEND or a GIRLFRIEND so dont ask me and dont ask me if I am single or not It says on my fucking page if I am taken ok

FEMALE COMEBACKS

Man: Where have you been all my life?
[Woman]: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
[Woman]: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
[Woman]: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
[Woman]: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
[Woman]: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
[Woman]: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
[Woman]: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
[Woman]: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
[Woman]: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
[Woman]: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing