Just your average guy who's not looking for anything too crazy(although giving a good spanking is always fun), but knows how to show someone a good time. I prefer to focus on giving( guys it should always be about the girl.), but getting isn't bad either. I'm willing to try new things, but I do have boundaries. Just a warning, if you get me goin' I can be a little agressive, ladies.
"Blast you, and your estrogenical treachery!"
-Stewie Griffon ("Family Guy")
"Now this..this is a video game! Saving the princess is for pussies."
-Lewis Black (comedian)
"I can't believe you don't shut up!"
-Appu ("the Simpsons")
"This...is my BOOMSTICK!!"
-Ash ("Army of Darness")
"I hate you so much...i wish i could hate you to death!"
"I'm really excited, that you might die."
"I bent my wookie..."
-Ralph (the Simpsons)
"Oh! A lesson in not disturbing the time-space contineum, from Mr. I'm-my-own-grandfather!"
"Bite my glorious golden ass!"
"Although considered too dangerous to attempt to harness; it is thoerized that the power or a single roundhouse from Chuck Norris could power all of Australia, for 44 seconds."
-Chuck Norris fact
"AAAH!! THE MEAT!! THE MEAT!! THE HORRIBLE MEAT!!"
-Zim (Invader Zim)
"Enjoy your defeat at the Zim hands of ZIM!!"
-Zim (Invader Zim)
1. Your Name:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give Oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?
16. Have sex on the first date?
17. Would you kiss me during sex?
18. Do you think I would be good in bed?
19. Three sum?
20. Anal yes/no?
21. How many times would you like to cum?
22. Would you use me as a booty call?
23. Do you like fore play?
24. What is fore play to you?
25. Can we take pictures of the act?