All right guys and girls, here's how its going to work.

[Firstly], if you don't know how to cyber with even the slighest bit of description, don't bother cybering with me, I will just ignore you.
[Secondly], If you love to use IM chat all the time, don't even bother. If you can't be fucked to type out a few things, then that's your problem (ttyl, lol and brb are ok).
[Thirdly], ENOUGH OF THE ONE-WORDED MESSAGES ALREADY!! I'm getting sick of just getting messages with "hi" or "hello". Try starting a real conversation!
[And Last but not Least] Unless I already gave permission to cyber or whatever with me you really need to ask before making rude comments. Got it!?, Good!!

       Thanks!
       Management


Feel free to try and ask me questions. I may or may not answer you

[Well, we did end up our seperate ways, but as long as we are still friends I'll be the happiest girl in the world]
    

[Too True :D]

[My one and only true Master,] [Rune Takashi]


The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Pass it on if you dislike or any form of racial ignorance.


[I just don't wan't to be hurt again]


I like [speedbump]'s list for the uses of the word shit. Now I have the history of "Whos is Jack Shit(Schitt)


Who is Jack Shit?

Who is Jack Schitt you ask? The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt,Giva Schitt,Bull Schitt, and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. Thewedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg,Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them