SQUATTERS' RIGHTS!!!!!













Anyway, when the world ends in 2012 I'm going to be completely prepared with a wide range of very handy skills. For instance, I intend to have a working knowledge of tiger pit traps, crossbows and solar powered dirigibles. These three things alone ought to ensure my survival, but just to be safe I will of course be living with the Orangatans from the Atlanta Zoo.

In the mean time, I'll be squatting the shit out of Atlanta, fucking the law like it's my girlfriend, definitely doing drugs and getting drunk. Every day. I'll hitch-hike as I tend to do and probably meet some crazy motherfuckers with bigger balls than my own. And my balls are big, dude.