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ye right hey im alex......yep right what do i like ummmm well sports god do i love them he he especially football or to all you american people soccer.........its football ok get it right how can you peoples have a world cup out there and not even call it the right name .....right anyways enough with that i love americans really : ). what else do i like ah yes hanging out with mates and meeting new people thats alwasy great fun so ummmm ye make my day people chat me up he he great giggles :p ye so people message me ok chat soon im sure.......

and oh ye i love sex he he great fun lol


he he fun boogie times :)


crazy pose :P


hoods up knives out he he


what a fudging grin :P


see we can smile nice



he he chin pose


scream with it!

this creases my socks off lmao



Now for some favourtite peoples you should really check out ....recomendation of me ;P






My everything-
My world-
My special one- 
My shining star-
My stunneh- 
My secret keeper- 
My wife-
My Husband-
My Mum- 
My Dad- 
My Big Sister-
My Big Brother- 
My little Brother-
My little Sister- 
My fighting buddie-
My twin - 
My daughter-
My son-
My uncle-
My aunt-
My brother-in-law - 
My sister-in-law -
My god mother -
My god father -
My best mates-
My drinking buddy-
My annoying buddy-
My shopping buddie-
My cousin - 
My best girl m8-
My best boy m8- 
My other best boy m8- 
My step sister-
My step brother-
My legend-
My number 1-
My princess-
My sweet angel-
My horny devil-
My cleaner - 
My body gaurd-
My always been there friend-
My worst enimey- 
My guardian angel -
My Sex Buddy- 
My crazy buddy- 
My sex god-
My owner-
My fairy god mother- 
My next door neighbour- 
My niece-
My alcoholic friend-
My sxc best friend- 
My Horny Friend-
My thick buddy-
My Emo friend- 
My cuddle buddy-








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.c(")(") WEED??? WHAT WEED,huh?

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Dick/Boob Size:

4. Favorite position (s) ?

5. Do you think i'm hot?

6. Would you have sex with me?

7. lights on or off?

8. Would you have to be drunk?

9. Would you take a shower with me?

10. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

11. Would you leave after or stay the night?

12. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

13. Condom or skin?

14. Do you give Oral pleasures?

15. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

16. Have sex on the first date?

17. Would you kiss me during sex?

18. Do you think I would be good in bed?

19. Would u have a 3-some with me?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Would you send me nude pics if I gave you my email?

26. Who would be in control?

27. Would you pull my hair?

28. Would you let me pull yours?

29. Would you whisper in my ear?

30. Would you talk dirty to me?

31. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue?

32. Would you say my name?

33. Would u give me head/eat me out?

34. Would you let me give you a hickie?

35. How many rounds would we go?

36. What would you wanna do afterwards?

37. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly?

38. Would you lick and bite me all over?

39. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?

40. Would you want me to take my time?

41. How freaky are you, 1 - 10?

42. Would you want fast or slow?

43. Would you be loud or quiet?

44. Would you want me to be loud or quiet?

45. Would you do it today?

46. Would you do it tomorrow?

47. Would u wanna make me moan?

48. What position would u ........ want me to have u in?

49.Would u fuck me hard?

50 .Would u fuck me the first night u met me?

51. Would u fuck me in the shower?

52.Would u hancuff me or tie me up 2 the bed and then fuck me?

53. Would you let me handcuff or tie you up to the bed and fuck you?

54. Would you lock me up and tease me?

55. Would you let me lock you up and tease you?

56. What makes u want 2 fuck me?

57. Would u talk dirty 2 me while we fucked?

58. Would u fuck me in front of people?

59. Would u fuck me again and again?

60. Would u have cyber sex with me?

61. Where would we be?
this joke creased me

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either



GOODBYE NOW CHAT ME UP he he