Safety

Yeah... whatever. It goes like this:
I am into a SHIT TON of weird and dirty stuff that goes above and beyond the norm. Nothing you are into will phase me, I guarantee it so just ask if you want to bounce some ideas off of me. I'm here for everyone, just don't be a pain in the ass about it.

Let the games begin!


ok i bet none of you can do this; if you can learn how to say this really fast with out messing up copy and past it into your profile...
"[SPORK SPARK SPORKY SPARKY SPORKER SPARKER SPORKERTON]"
well can you say cause i can!XD
ok well heres another one!
"[SPORKS ARE SPARKY LIKE A SPORKY SPARK THAT SPARKS A SPORK FROM SPORKERTON WHERE SPORKS SPARK WITH SPARKY SPORKS!!!]"
hahahahahahaha!



Fear it.
It drives one to extinction.
The deepness of the beat as it pounds into your mind;
your very soul.
Pushing you backward;
you cannot withstand it.
Give in.
It is your only hope.
Life in servitude must be better than death.
Especially to this.
Love it.
Your submission to the will;
turning around and allowing the flow
to push you beyond all thought.
Awaiting you is me;
I brought you to this place.
Everlasting torment.
Never ending ecstasy.
Taste it.
Feel the ground tremble.
Listen to the music.
See the changes on your body.
Smell your candle snuffing out.
I am here.
Beg for it.
You cannot survive without it.
It is your soul.
I give it to you.
I am your Master.
Obey.




Voilà!

In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.


Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me:

V.






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A tribute to a great actor whose final performance will both haunt and inspire millions for many years to come.





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