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You Might Be A Redneck If...

[Make up your own joke & post it as a comment, you're not allowed to use a redneck joke that you found somewhere.
After you do that, then I'll post it up to the list]

The closest thing you have to a turn signal is a flashlight & your buddy making sound effects. - [DroopySleepy]

Your breast size is bigger than your girlfriend's. - [DroopySleepy]

You think a white painted wall is a big piece of paper. - [Marshmellow]

The size of your truck is bigger than the size of your IQ. - [DroopySleepy]

You would mow the grass with a pair of house scissors. - [mr mrs pussy slayer XXX]

You think your tall grass, will increase your "curb appeal". - [DroopySleepy]

You go to a hoe down and throw your wife on the floor. - [Wan-wan]

You castrated your horse by kicking your sister in the jaw. - [Wan-wan]

The closest thing you have to a Glory Hole, is a fence w/ a hole & a guy's package sticking out on the other side of the hole. - [DroopySleepy]

You have onion plants growing in between all your random car parts throughout the yard! - [sunkissed]

You think a dirt road covered in ice & snow is the same as paved road. - [DroopySleepy]

You carve the letter "X" on the side of a box & expecting to be able to play games on it!. - [DroopySleepy]

Your second vehicle's your lawnmower. - [YourBitch]