I am around 5ft 6 brown hair. I have musuclar body and a four pack of abs. I have Emerald green eyes. To some people I'm very good looking to other's I'm not. I'm not sure so it's your opinion not mine. For the people who like me may they live long. For those who don't let me know them by thier limp.
Welcome to my house *soft music playing a dog sleeping next to the fire place* I hope you enjoy your stay. If there is anything I can get you such as Tea or short bread or place to stay for awhile or to just talk let me know. Or if there is any other thing I could get you le me know.

I enjoy celtic music. (irish folk music)
favortie song is
Good riddance(i hope you had the time of your life.)



My name is Daniel I'm into wrestling . For those who are wondering Kunn-lan means I accidently spelled it wrong for runescape. It's supposed to be Kuun-lan it from the stratgey game Homewrold Cataclysm. The Kuun-lan was a mining ship. it was also on the planet Kharak a temple which meant Purfying Flame.

Let me tell you about myself so bear with me plaese. I'm not tall, i have brownish blonde hair. according some people I have wonderful manners and I'm very polite. I was born without an esophagus so if you ever talk to me in perosn i sound a little different. Due to all that I have health problems and I suffer from major depression disorder (however i kinda beat that). I enjoy reading, doing martial arts with by brother horse riding, writing and tickling (tickling fetish sorry :-) ) for some odd reason I love role playing. my facvorite fantasy race is elves and half elves (shh I"ma half elf don't tell anybody)
well have fun visting my house. if theres anything you want to know just ask :) by the way i love randow talking and chatter.

There are several things that make me differnet from the average guy. One no offense to most guys but I'm alot smarter and much more sophisticated. Also I am no perve, I barely cuss.
Another thing which is odd about me is I do not like boobs. I do not know why most guys are attracted to them. (No I assure you I"m not gay) For some crazy odd reason I like feet. I'm not afraid to admit. There are many brightsides about this one them is you never have to worry about me staring at your chest (now me looking at your feet thats a different) If you think this odd or really wierd thats fine and a bit expected.
If you have any questions about me just ask :-)


FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk
PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. 
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as the regulations say you should need. 
FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. 
PURE COMMUNISM You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. 
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. 
DICTATORSHIP You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. 
SINGAPORE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed animals in an apartment. 
MILITARIANISM You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. 
PURE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. 
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. 
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate". 
BRITISH DEMOCRACY You have two cows. You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything. 
BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. 
ANARCHY You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors kill you and take the cows. 
CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. 
HONG KONG CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to all seven cows' milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because the Feng Shui is bad. 
ENVIRONMENTALISM You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them. 
FEMINISM You have two cows. They get married and adopt a veal calf. 
TOTALITARIANISM You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned. 
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS You are associated with (the concept of "ownership"is a symbol of the phallo-centric, war-mongering, intolerant past) two differently-aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender. 
COUNTER CULTURE Wow, dude, there's like... these two cows, man. You got to have some of this milk. Far out! Awesome! 
SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. 
JAPANESE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. You give the milk to gangsters so they don't ask any awkward questions about who you're giving the milk to. 
EUROPEAN FEDERALISM You have two cows which cost too much money to care for because everybody is buying milk imported from some cheap east-European country and would never pay the fortune you'd have to ask for your cows' milk. So you apply for financial aid from the European Union to subsidise your cows and are granted enough subsidies. You then sell your milk at the former elevated price to some government-owned distributor which then dumps your milk onto the market at east-European prices to make Europe competitive. You spend the money you got as a subsidy on two new cows and then go on a demonstration to Brussels complaining that the European farm-policy is going drive you out of your job. 
EASTERN EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY You have two cows. You sell the milk (diluted with some water) at a high price to the neighbors or to anyone at the open-air market. If somebody asks for receipt, you charge for a two times higher price, so nobody will request an invoice. For concerned families with small babies you claim that the milk is "bio", though you collect the grass for feeding at the side of the highway and you keep the milk in plastic barrels used previously as containers of dangerous chemicals. Later, your neighbor or anybody from town will steal the cows and will buy their meat for a high price, and if you ask for a receipt, you will be charged for a two times higher price. 
FINNISH SOCIALISM You have two cows. Soon you have to kill one of them because in the Netherlands there is an overproduction of milk and the European Union rules say so. When you do so, you realize that it was not necessary, only the system was too slow in getting you the up-to-date news. From the stress, you get an ulcer in your stomach so you go to a doctor. The doctor realizes that this ulcer is a serious one, so you need an urgent treatment. Therefore, you soon get a call to the local hospital. The call's date is for 3 months later, because there is a queue with more urgent cases. Then your ulcer becomes even more serious because you remember that 40 percent of your income is taken for social tax.


There once was a woman who lived in the sea. I didn’t love her but I think she loved me. I brought her diamonds rubies silver and gold but all she wanted was to be saved from the cold. She begged me to catch her convinced me I should. I promised her a house all grey stone and wood. We made love in the sea. We made love on the shore.
I was just there for playing but she wanted more. But there’s one small problem you see I can’t grant her wish. My wife gets suspicious when I come home smelling like fish




I disagree with what you say. But I will defend your right to speak freely Volitare

A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse
Henry V

He who controls France controls Europe.
Hitler

He who throws the first punch is the first one to runs out of ideas or reason
Martin Luther (not martin luther king)

Give me a place to stand and a lever long enough and I will move the world.
Archimedes

Give me liberty or or give me death!
Patrick Henry

I have yet begun to fight
John paul jones

While most states contains an army the Prussain army contains a state
Volitare

Out damn spot out!
Shakespears Macbeth

If my soldiers were to begin to think, not one would remain in the ranks
Frederick The Great King of Prussia.

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately
Ben Franklin

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax
Einstein

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love
Einstein

Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your king; and thirdly you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil.
Vice-Admiral Horatio Nelson

Every man must do two things alone; he must do his own believing and his own dying.
Martin Luther (again not martin luther king)

Wenn Sie sagen, wie unhöflich hasserfüllte Kommentare zu mir, dass du besser zu fühlen nicht einmal denken, sagen, diese Art von Scheiße ist es nicht wollte oder geschätzt! Ich bin netter Mensch, aber ich kann eine Hölle der Arschloch, wenn du mich verpissen wenn Sie also nicht die Art, wie ich sehe gehen Schraube dein Selbst. Sie sind gewarnt!!!!!!!!!