Description:
My ex always had a plan within a plan within a plan leading to a trap - of course she could've just said lets have sex
I DO NOT CYBER
Wenn du mich langweilst... addier ich dich zum Westlife Fan Club... ah mach's sowieso... oder noch viel schlimmer zu der Daniel O'Donnel mailing liste!!!!!!!!
(If you annoy me i'll add you to the Westlife Fan Club Mailing list, oh fuck it im gonna do it anyway!! or worse, the Daniel O'Donnell Fan Club Mailing list!!!!)
I AM A PROUD MEMBER OF:
THE LESBIANISM CLUB
CLICK ON THE LINK TO APPLY.
I HAVE FOUR FORUMS ASK FOR ENTRY AND I WILL ADD YOU OK
Memé de Baudelaire
001: Name: Renar D'ienne
002: NickName(s): Renard, Big Dick
003: Country of living: Ireland
004: Shoe Size: 15
005: Birthday: 01/06/1981
006: Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde
007: Eye Color: blue
008: School/Work: Work
009: Smoke: Yes
010: Hobbys: Sex.
011: Brothers/Siste
rs: ugh one sister
012: Relationship: keh??
013: Piercings: c*ck
014: Tattoos: "Would you like to take a picture?" on my Arse cheeks
015: Favorite country to go to: Canada
016: Are there people you wont reply to: Britney Spears, Westlife, Daniel O'Donnell, Boy(only)Zone
017: Nicest person you met this year: hmm....
018: Person you rather not met this year: hmmm....
019: Who would you like to meet: Trish Stratus, Stacy Silver, Sharka Blue, Eliza Dushku, Jolene Blalock, Taylor Wane, Jesse Jane, Nikki Benz, Jill Kelly and Britney Skye......concurrently
020: Who do you admire most:? people who overcome adversity and triumph in the face of those who would oppress them.
021: Most sexy person(s): Trish Stratus, Stacy Silver, Sharka Blue, Eliza Dushku, Jolene Blalock, Taylor Wane, Jesse Jane, Nikki Benz, Jill Kelly and Britney Skye
023: Favorite car: Ford Mustang shelby, New Mini
024: Favorite Movie(s): Anything from: Digital Playground, Brazzers, ZTOD, Third Movies, Diabolic and well anything to do with Porn - except interratial porn
025: Favorite City: L.A, Amsterdam
026: Favorite Music: Anything but cheesy pop (eg.Westlife, Britney Spears etc) and classical
027: Favorite Stuffed Toy: I could say something innapropriate her.... ah fuck it - Woman
028: Favorite perfume: Jean-Paul Gaultier for men, Woman
029: Favorite Magazine: Hustler
030: Favorite sound: in the bedroom
031: Favorite Tv Show: Playboy
032: Favorite writer: Me
033: Favorite Nickname: Big Dick
034: What is on your mouse pad: "Whats the Worst that Could Happen?"
035: What is under your bed: The Floor
036: Favorite Color: Pink, Teal and Sunflower Yellow
037: Favorite song: YMCA
038: Favorite song at this moment: She Fucking Hates Me - Puddle Of Mudd
039: Favorite Food: Pie
040: Favorite class in school: After School Classes with Mrs.Ivana Fukalot
041: Favorite Drink: Tea
042: Lucky Number: 2
043: What do you think is the greatest about yourself: see Favourite Nickname
044: What deodorant do you use: Lynx
045: Favorite Shoes: Wrangler
046: What time do you go to bed on weekdays: Usually when im having a shag
047: What word do you use most: Feck
048: Most romantic moment in your life: meeting the woman of my dreams.... until i found out she was married
049: Most embrassing moment in your life: finding out she was married....
050: You spend your time outside or inside: depends on who it is.
051: What do you do in the weekends: drink, shag, shag, drink and shag some more
052: What class on school do/did you dislike most: Religion
053: Your Breakfast: 5 slices of dry white bread and a pint of milk
054: What do you really, really dislike to eat: Mushrooms
055: Pets: A lighter
056: Laugh or dream: both
057: Serious or funny: funny
058: Fast or slow: depends really on what they want
059: You prefer being alone or have relationship with someone: either
060: Simple or complicated?: simple
061: Cremate or Buried when you die: cremate
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Depends on who im with
064: Light or dark?: Either - it's all the same
065: Speak or Silence: Groan
066: Do you like a Tall or small men: neither
067: Newspaper or Television: Porn
068: Hug or kiss: kiss
069: Happy or Sad: happy
070: Life or Death: life
071: Gig or Disco: Gig - more chance of scoring
072: Left or Right: depends on where were going
073: Sausages on top, or on the side: ????
074: Brunets or Blondes: both
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: How many so far....?
076: You believe in reincarnation: yes
077: You believe in Aliens: I think that we would be too short sighted to beleive that we are the only ones whom exist in the universe.
078: When you die, what will be your last words?: I'l Be Back.
079: Does true love exist: if it does i aint found it
080: How many kids would you like to have: 100
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: bigots, molesters, animal abusers
082: Best feeling: sex
083: Worst feeling in the world: dying and getting cheated on
084: What are you afraid of: Alex Ferguson
085: Are you an emotional person: Depends on the circumstances
086: Do you ever cry during a movie: piss off
087: Your goal in life: have loads of sex
088: What was the promise you made to yourself at New Years Eve: screw like your sex-life depended on it
089: Favorite art-artist: dont do art
090: As what animal would you like to come back as: Man
091: What is the most beautiful part on the male body: wouldnt know - ive been told however i have a nice ass
092: Most original place to have your love ask you marry them:.....aint i supposed to do that??
093: What do you think of Elftown: dunno ive never been to it.
094: Is there something you miss about elftown: never been
095: Where did you get this question list: Fake
096: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: what do guys usually do when u add a pc and the internet??
097: Is there a question you missed in this all: no
098: Whats the most annoying thing that people ask you?: "was i any good?"
099: Do you get in trouble a lot: never stick around long enough to find out
100: Is there a question you missed in this all: no
Crustycroc@hotmail.com - add me if u want
and i am on myspace www.myspace.com/stratagias
msg me for a chat if u like - i answer all msgs
You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you.
1. Your Name:
2. Age:
3. Favorite position (s) ?
4. Do you think i'm hot?
5. Would you have sex with me?
6. lights on or off?
7. Would you have to be drunk?
8. Would you take a shower with me?
9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?
10. Would you leave after or stay the night?
11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?
12. Condom or skin?
13. Do you give oral pleasures?
14. Do you like to receive oral pleasures?
15. Have sex on the first date?
16. Would you kiss me during sex?
17. Do you think I would be good in bed?
18. Three sum?
19. Are you submissive or do you like to be in control?
20. How many times would you like to cum?
21. Would you use me as a booty call?
22. Do you like fore play?
23. What is fore play to you?
24. Can we take pictures of the act?
25. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? Yes
I am : A Sex Machine
thought : Sex
need : Sex
want : Sex
love : Sex
hate : Britney Spears and westlife
wish I was : Having Sex
will always : Love Sex
FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NAME MEANS
R- People think you are so sexy.
E- you have a nice ass.
N- One of the best in bed.
A- Damn good in bed.
R- People think you are so sexy.
D- You have trouble trusting people.
I- You have a big warm heart.
E- you have a nice ass.
N- One of the best in bed.
N- One of the best in bed.
E- you have a nice ass.
A- Damn good in bed.
B- fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- you believe in love
D- You have trouble trusting people.
E- you have a nice ass.
F- People totally adore you
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
I- You have a big warm heart.
J- Everyone loves you.
K- You like to try new things
L- You have a nice ass.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do
N- One of the best in bed.
O- You love foreplay
P- You are popular with all types of people.
Q- You are a hypocrite.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart
T -You are one of the best in bed.
U- You are really layed back.
V- You are not judgemental.
W- You are very broad minded
X- Success comes easily to you
Y- One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z- you are really a closet gay
True Story~
~~~~~~~~~
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.
The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
I am a A Song Dragon!
Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Song Dragon on the inside.
In the war between good and evil, a Song Dragon tends to walk the fine line of Neutrality....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos....
As far as magical tendancies, a Song Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic....
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done....
'
Song Dragons are a dull grey color to their scales, but are graceful and quick in movement. The most striking attribute of the Song Dragon is it's voice. Having several sets of vocal chords, the Dragon's every word reverberates like a string symphony.'
Song Dragons build their homes deep in seclusion, but in truth they are very social and friendly in nature. They will often be found polymorphed into human form and fraternizing with people in bars and public places. Song Dragons are the bards of dragonkind, they greatly value creative thinking and artistic talent. They live life to it's fullest, and are well known for going to extremes. They are also known for their good-hearted nature and kindness.'
http://Dragonhame.Com
YOU CAN ASK ME SIX QUESTIONS::
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
__________________________________________________
No matter how random, revealing, rude, or pointless
__________________________________________________
I promise to answer them 100% truthfully
__________________________________________________
All questions are COMPLETELY confidential - send to my inbox
__________________________________________________
Repost this to see what others ask you...
__________________________________________________
IF YOU DONT THEN YOU'RE SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MAY ASK
