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Member #1918 created: 2005-11-18 00:50:47Simple URL: http://fake.swedma.com/1918   

Name: If you are daring enough to ask then ask . . .

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Titles
Sex-monsterMasterBondage artist
Bondage artRebel

Looking for
Sharing experiencesFemaleSlave
Sexaddict18-30 yearsSlim people
Short peoplebisexuals

Civil status: alone

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Sexual perversions
bondage-makingbondage-tyingwatching
giving spankinghaving spankinggiving analsex

Body shape: fit

Height: 205

Age: 26Year of birth: 1985Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 28

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Description:
iam a very out going person i love the dark and cold days where you cant see in front of your face i love the night time i love a woman who has a attudie problem and thats is wild and uncontrolable to anyone i listen to everything BESIDES R&B,RAP,SOUL,and everything in that catorgory iam who i made my self to be no one molded me i molded my self the way i wanted to be

THIS MY FAITHFUL PET FELINE"[bondagekitty]"


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[Girls Got A Love Like Woe](a.k.a nichole) was here!!!!!! <3 AINT SHE SEXY????




how good at sex are you??


+Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun
+Below 50 means you are real fun and damn good in bed ;).
If your a virgin don't be dissappionted in your #.

AFTER you're done... put your name at the bottom, along with your score.


Copy this and post your own bulletin!


-Add 10 if you are a virgin.


-Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.


-Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.


-Add 5 If you have never had oral sex.


-Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.


-Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.


-Subtract 3 if you have done 69.


-Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.


-Add 5 If you cant name 3 types/brands of condoms.


-Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.


-Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.


-Subtract 5 if you have used someone for sex [one night stand].


-Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.


-Add 5 if you havent kissed more then 3 people [unrelated].


-Add 3 if you havent been kissed in the past month.


-Add 2 if you have never masturbated.


-Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.


-Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.


-Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.


-Subtract 2 if you have used lube duiring sex.


-Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.


-Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.


-Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.


-Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex.

i guess i am a freak because i got a 0 and i know thats not a lie i love sex



 [ WHAT SEX IS TO A LIL KID ]


Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about making out from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to little Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains tonight and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis" and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while then he turned off most the lights... then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis might be getting sick because here face started looking funny!... he must have thought so to because he put his hand in her blouse to feel her heart just the way the doctor did. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick to, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down to the end of the couch. This is when her fever started. I knew it was a fever because sis told him she felt really hott... finally I found out what was making them so sick a big eel had gotten into his pants somehow... it jumped out of his pants and just stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared her eyes got big and her mouth fell open, she started calling out to god and stuff like that... she said it was the biggest one shes ever seen. I should tell her about the ones at the lake down by our house. Anyway sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it while he got a muzzel out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it...and he helped by laying on top of the eel... the eel put up a hell of a fight... sis started groaning and squealing and almost upset the couch... I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it in beteween them... after a while they both stopped moving and let out a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up and sure enough they killed the eel. I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle but they went back to courting anyways. He started hugging her and kissing her again. By golly the eel wasnt dead!!!... It jumped straight up and started fighting again... I guess eels are like cats they have nine lives or something. This time sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minutes of struggle they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead because i saw sis's boyfriend peel the skin off and flush it down the toilet. 


lifes a bitch, we are all goin'a die
so fuck the free world, lets all get high
 -some random person
1.Who are you?
2. Are we friends? yes
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now? 10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?

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1) Give me your number?]
[2) Have sex with me?]
[3) Let me kiss you?]
[4) Watch a movie with me?]
[5) Let me take you out to dinner?]
[6) Drive me somewhere/anywhere?]
[7) Take a shower with me? ]
[8) Be my bf/gf? ]
[9) Have a fling with me?]
[10) Buy me a drink if i didnt have money?]
[11) Take me home for the night? ]
[12) Would you let me sleep in your bed?]
[13) Sing car kareoke w/ me? ]
[14) Re-post this for me to answer your questions?]
[15) Do you think im attractive, sexy, or hot? ]
[16) Do you like my style? ]
[17) Do you think im funny?]
[18) Do you care about me? ]
[19) Would you dance with me?]
[20) Would you sing happy birthday to me?]

You may ask me 10 (ten)questions.
Any ten (10), no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you

1. Your Name:

2. Age:

3. Favorite position (s) ?

4. Do you think i'm hot?

5. Would you have sex with me?

6. lights on or off?

7. Would you have to be drunk?

8. Would you take a shower with me?

9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me?

10. Would you leave after or stay the night?

11. Do you like cuddling afterwards?

12. Condom or skin?

13. Do you give Oral pleasures?

14. Do you like to recieve Oral Pleasures?

15. Have sex on the first date?

16. Would you kiss me during sex?

17. Do you think I would be good in bed?

18. Three sum?

19. Anal yes/no?

20. How many times would you like to cum?

21. Would you use me as a booty call?

22. Do you like fore play?

23. What is fore play to you?

24. Can we take pictures of the act?

25. Did you do my Poll? and what did you answer?

26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?


Gender: male

Place of living: USA-Texas

Exact place of living: NEAR U

Known languages
EnglishGreekAncient Greek
ItalianIrish GaelicScottish Gaelic

General Interests
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carscookingdancing
motorcyclesmusicparty
poetrypornsmoking
sportingtravellingwatching sport


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