2009-08-16 [Isfet]: Lmfao.

2009-08-16 [watts]: That's clever

2009-08-16 [DeeJay™]: pfft.. didnt even get a badge ._.

2009-08-16 [Newguy]: Why'd you take it down, you might have gotten stiff competition.

2009-08-16 [DeeJay™]: me? o:
i didnt take it down x3

2009-08-16 [Newguy]: then, who? dun dun duuuun!

2009-08-16 [DeeJay™]: "Last author: [Ultiem]"
the boss doesnt like our sneaky plan to get the competition going :p

2009-08-16 [Newguy]: well so much for a good mystery, and a good joke. what a Killjoy.

2009-08-16 [DeeJay™]: *slowly backs away from you*
yeah, he doesnt like people talking bad about him.. expect an ill-worded reply.. x3

2009-08-16 [Newguy]: what's he gonna do, make me burst into flames?....... How did this firewood under my feet get here?

2009-08-18 [Fuck people.]: Well if you paid attention earlier in the comments, there was a rather straight forward discussion about whether it had to be someone's vag, or if it could cleverly be a cat. And it was clearly stated that it had to be a part of the female human anatomy.

2009-08-18 [DeeJay™]: oh, well thanks for clearing that up for us!
i was beginning to feel a sense of injustice, having my pussy removed for no obvious reason... now we all know, it's a no-entry for me.
looks like i'll have to stick to entering into other things...

2010-01-04 [yolodolo]: fake is dead.

2010-01-04 [Doll]: correction, Fake is dieing -_-
and i need to up-date all the contest wikis now -_-

2010-01-04 [yolodolo]: when are they bringing back sotw?

2010-01-04 [Doll]: sotw? O.o for once im lost...

2010-01-04 [Adios]: Slut of the week I think?

2010-01-04 [Doll]: ah, that would be appropriate for that acronym...
and there is no word as of yet to that being brought back to life -_-

2010-01-05 [Adios]: Sad times. It's a title I'd love to earn haha

2010-01-05 [yolodolo]: yeah for real! i think every single person at fake should be replaced. why dont they sell the site or do it the right way? and if they have some excuse like "we dont have the time" i am positive you can find people that do have the time. these apathetic fucks dont realize they have a good thing here and are wasting it!

2010-01-05 [Doll]: i have the time!!!

2010-01-05 [yolodolo]: then buy fake! they should be able to let it go for like tree fitty

2010-01-05 [Punk Kid]: why don't you buy fake dude? your the one with all the bright ideas!!!

2010-01-05 [yolodolo]: maybe i should. if it was for sale i think they would have made it known.

2010-01-05 [Doll]: im not sure the person who owns the site is wanting to "sell" it. cause yes, i agree, if it were for sell im sure there would have been some word of it

2010-01-06 [Punk Kid]: well then your suggestion for her to buy fake would also be unplausable!!

2010-01-06 [yolodolo]: its not so much implausible, i just have too many ideas floating around. regardless, im done preaching for change anyways cause it just makes me look like a negative nancy.

2010-01-06 [Doll]: *ruffles [yolodolo]'s hair* nahh it dont ^_^

2010-01-06 [Doll]: though my last comment does make me look like a non-educated elementary child >.>

2010-01-06 [yolodolo]: ha! good thing you redeemed yourself with big girl words like non-educated and elementary

2010-01-06 [Doll]: lol, yeah i suppose so >.>

2010-01-29 [Ultiem]: people who complain about what could be waste time doing nothing about what is...that is why doll is my successor. She wastes no time bitching but rather changing what is to what can be.

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [I know some men I would nom. for this award]

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [BTW, Nominee needs a name next to it. xP]

2010-02-03 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: I'm new to this whole award thing. I don't have one of those yet :(

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Oh? Is that YOUR pussy?]

2010-02-03 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: Yeah... do i switch the name around? lmao I'm such a noob

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Lol, Uhmm.. Actually.. You cannot nom. yourself.. Do you have any friends on right now? (I'd nom. ya but I nom.ed a guy for the penis award)]

2010-02-03 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: You can't nominate for both? I'll ask someone

2010-02-03 [watts]: although vixen does have a spiffy lookin pussy

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: Fake Awards Rules .. [You can go there to catch up on some needed reading. But no, Sorry!! I cannot nom 2 people at a time.. I hope you find someone!]

2010-02-03 [watts]: id nom her but i cant. me not part of forum

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [Why not ask to be part of the forum? It's kinda easy, you're not a jerkface so you wouldn't get rejected]

2010-02-03 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: I've got one!!! [Ranger Danger] says he'll nominate me :D But I'mma let him put his name. And ty very much [watts] :)

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [YAY for Stranger Danger Ranger Danger :D !! Awesome!]

2010-02-03 [watts]: np. and i wish i could have nominated you :(

2010-02-03 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: Its the thought that counts :) You can vote for me though if you want ^_^

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [You need compitition first, lol]

2010-02-03 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: Yes I know that much lol [Chicks get in here and put your pics up! Lets see whatchu got!] hahaha lol

2010-02-03 [watts]: o i will when you gets some competition

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [*thinks..* ..Maybeeee]

2010-02-03 [Gehenna]: hmm....well I know who I'm voting for lol

2010-02-03 [Ganicus Vile]: stranger danger lol

2010-02-03 [watts]: me too

2010-02-03 [☆Shαwtÿ]: [<3Ickis]

2010-02-03 [Ganicus Vile]: aww your too kind too kind <3

2010-02-26 [yolodolo]: lets voooooooote! why does it take so long!?

2010-03-01 [Doll]: its starts on the first... today is the first of the month for me :P
Voting is open ^_^

2010-03-02 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: 16 votes? WOW. Never thought that would happen lol I <3 you guys (and girls)! (:

2010-03-02 [Deleted user]: ohh spiffy your pussy gives every guy a sticky stiffy making you winn this poll in a jiffy

2010-03-02 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: lol ha the poll isn't over yet

2010-04-02 [♥OsoSPIFFY!♥]: yay I finally won something! ily to all of you who voted for me (:

2010-10-27 [yolodolo]: dont send it to doll, i think shes dead!

2010-10-28 [watts]: doll has left. check out her page

2010-11-02 [Ultiem]: thats ok we working on the remedy im gonna give [Ri] a go she was just made council not long ago

2011-04-01 [Doll]: uh *raises from the dead* for any one who caaaaares <3
i'm going to throw together a competition for the badge for this award. yes, contest to choose the badge. i'll post the wiki here when its made, same basic format as all Fake Awards, enter then poll goes up for voting...
i'll actually be on at least enough to run the quick badge contest before i go back under ground or whatever it is i did... <3

2011-04-01 [watts]: come back [Doll]

2011-04-01 [Doll]: yeah i really shouldn't stay away as long as i have...
i miss people
and OMG I WATCHED TO MANY HOUSES AND WIKIS!!!!
you wouldn't believe all the notifications i've been going through the last few hours and i'm still not done!!! i haven't even looked at my messages yet >.<
<3z allz youz, getting to it.... working on it....

2011-08-22 [Lollipop Rage]: I really, really wanna nominate the picture of my cat while he appears to be posing like a harlot.

He's a pussy, and sexy, so its all good, right?

2011-09-13 [Doll]: I think cats should be allowed, if not for the laugh, at least for the activation of a poll to vote on, lol.

2011-11-08 [Echo]: Little updates... View the new rules: You no longer need to be a forum member to nominate and if you won this award before you may be nominated again after three months.

2011-11-29 [Twiztid Nemphadora]: I wish someone would nominate me. I'd win for sure ;)

2011-12-20 [Twiztid Nemphadora]: Is anyone even here anymore?

2011-12-21 [Echo]: You'll have to look around for yourself. Plenty of people are active. Ask someone to nominate you instead of hinting.

2011-12-21 [Twiztid Nemphadora]: Hinting? I'm just seeing if anyone is still on this page, cause it wouldnt be worth it of there isnt and I get my pic up there or whatever lol.

2011-12-23 [Echo]: You should probably check the other awards pages, there are numerous contests with participants.

2012-06-23 [Loki]: im posting this on here for every one 2 read http://fake.swedma.com/wiki.html?name=Fake%20Awards%20Rules

2012-07-02 [Loki]: very nice

2012-07-07 [thatguythere]: wow this contest is heating up and so is my core temperature..:P

2012-07-07 [Loki]: i wish i could have fixed [Lady Adrasteia] where it was up and down

2012-07-07 [thatguythere]: yeah need some photediting software or something
I don't know though..kinda makes it stand out

2012-07-07 [Fallen King]: want it up and down i can do that for you zero

2012-07-07 [Fallen King]: done zero

2012-07-07 [Loki]: thanks king

2012-07-07 [Fallen King]: not a problem

2012-07-07 [Shadowhunter]: I look at this and wish that I could pick based on taste

2012-07-07 [thatguythere]: Hahaha. Vj taste test. Amazing idea

2012-07-07 [Shadowhunter]: well I'm good friends with 3 of the 4 nominees, so it would be the most fair way for me

2012-07-07 [thatguythere]: Well I only know one. But still brilliant.

2012-07-07 [Loki]: im friends with 4 of the 5 current and its going to be a hard vote

2012-07-07 [Shadowhunter]: same here, lol, you can join in on the taste test [Loki]

2012-07-07 [Loki]: would love to

2012-07-07 [Lady Adrasteia]: i get to taste ophi first! dibs!

2012-07-07 [Shadowhunter]: ok, I will call tasting you while you taste ophi, sound good rasta?

2012-07-07 [thatguythere]: Yummy

2012-07-08 [Loki]: All members nominated for any award requiring nudity WILL BE 18 or older. Any contestants displaying child pornography will be banned from Fake permanently.

The Awards that require nudity are as follows: Best Tits Award, Best Penis Award,Sexiest Ass Award. Best Pussy Award and best nipples award

2012-07-11 [Loki]:

2012-07-20 [Loki]: look what i found digging around 

2012-07-20 [Bat Zaddy]: Oh, the badges I made.

2012-07-21 [Loki]: yea i awarded them to the 4 people who won them

2012-08-17 [foxyvixen17]: will never get me on this award

2012-08-17 [Tr!X*]: shouldn't have you on *ANY* awards...

2012-08-17 [Loki]: [Tr!X*] now that's not nice if you 2 are going to argue take it to a private message, were council got to keep a good image

2012-08-17 [Tr!X*]: you're a hypocrite :] don't lecture me on the baisis on what should and shouldn't be done as council. *I*, foxyvixen aside, have an imaculate council image :]

2012-08-17 [Loki]: Only reason I said something was because of how I was treated, showing how its been for me anytime I have said anything on here or anywhere, if you want to talk about hypocritical posting

2012-08-17 [Bat Zaddy]: PM, or forum.

2012-08-17 [foxyvixen17]: i blocked her so i wouldnt have to deal with that bs she throughs at me.

2012-08-17 [☆Shαwtÿ]: I kninda got to agree with [Loki] with that from what I have seen you guys seem to turn on each other alot

2012-08-17 [Loki]: my point exactly [Bat Zaddy] <=========== if I wouldn't have said anything you would have not directing this all at you but it seems like the council is divided were people don't talk to one another but it what I am saying is its seems like its ok for some people to say what they want while others cant

2012-08-17 [cockslut]: both do make valid points on all sides nik trix zero and shawty

2012-08-17 [Ultiem]: whether you're council or not take it to PM or i will start deleting comments

2012-08-17 [Loki]: thats all i was saying

2012-09-18 [Lady Adrasteia]: when do we get our badges for this one? :D

2012-09-18 [watts]: Ya, as it will prolly be the last time for a while, as all the new popular people have been nominated. The awards im sure will die once again

2012-09-18 [Lollipop Rage]: They shouldn't have to be popular to be nominated. If you like the way their downstairs mix-up looks, go ahead and nominate.

Just get their permission first! :3

2012-09-18 [Bat Zaddy]: Well said.

2012-09-18 [Lollipop Rage]: I think the best part is how nobody got mad at me :D

...Yet.

2012-10-20 [Deleted user]: So just curious it's been a couple months at least. When will we get the badges for this one?

2012-10-22 [Lady Adrasteia]: Yea I was wondering the same

2012-10-26 [Ultiem]: resolved

2012-10-26 [Deleted user]: Thank you.

2012-11-21 [Nomoregarbage]: Is there a place to go where one can view the photos for 1st 2nd and 3rd place in past wins?

2012-11-21 [yolodolo]: There should be, otherwise this thread is somewhat pointless.

2012-11-21 [watts]: yes you have to go through the previous versions of the wiki.

2012-11-21 [Deleted user]: I don't think pointless, it does leave you wonder a little though huh? Although I have the pleasure, in this case, to see my pussy everyday and it's kinda wonderful. ;]

2012-11-21 [Nomoregarbage]: You are one evil little tease Ophi. Im pretty sure there are bunches of people who wish they had that pleasure... me being one of them ;)

2012-11-21 [Deleted user]: Lmao true that though alot of people have seen pictures >.>

2012-11-21 [chuey631]: I wouldn't mind seeing r making pictures in person

2013-10-28 [watts]: you do realize she cant be nominated for this as she is nomintaed for best tits already. just saying

2013-10-28 [thatguythere]: ahem...yummy...that is all..

2013-10-28 [Bat Zaddy]: [Cortexius], the nomination was removed, as someone can only be nominated for one award at a time. :)

2013-10-29 [NerdyGothCurves]: i have an amazing pussy for a mom :) still small tight n perfect :)

2013-10-29 [thatguythere]: indeed...guess you will just have to win that award at a later time.

2013-10-29 [DeeJay™]: send pics and i'll nominate you, [NerdyGothCurves] ;D

2013-10-29 [NerdyGothCurves]: ive already entered another contest. ill just have to wait til that award is over

2013-10-30 [DeeJay™]: i think you're free to be nominated in as many competitions as you'd like :] the only rule is you cant enter the same competition you've already entered within 3 months.

2013-10-30 [Cortexius]: If you read up I nominated her for 2 different awards and they took her nominations down because she was already in another award....the rule is you can only be nominated in one competition at a time.....

2013-10-30 [NerdyGothCurves]: Nods

2013-10-30 [Bat Zaddy]: Via the Fake Awards Rules
"One person can nominate or be nominated for one award per cycle.
Exception to rule 2: Any faker with the donors badge will be allowed to make nominations for multiple awards. This means you can nominate one person for one award and another person for a different award. The donor themselves can also be nominated twice for different awards."

2013-10-30 [spikey]: nic you might want to read that even closer it says "donor themselves"

2013-10-30 [Bat Zaddy]: I'm not sure if you're trying to point out a grammatical error, or something. Elaborate.

2013-10-30 [spikey]: she hasnt donated, so she cant be in two at the same time, so we are trying to hurry the other one that she is in up so she can get into this one again

2013-10-30 [Bat Zaddy]: Thank you, [spikey], but I'm fully aware of what the rule says and that she hadn't donated. I was posting the rule word-for-word for people who were unfamiliar with the exact rule.

2013-10-30 [NerdyGothCurves]: Is "she" me? I'm lost lol

2013-10-30 [Bat Zaddy]: As far as I know. haha.

2013-10-30 [spikey]: im lost now also

2013-10-30 [NerdyGothCurves]: Lol ok now I'm caught up. Well its ok

2013-10-31 [Loki]:

2013-10-31 [DeeJay™]: ah, my bad - so used to seeing [Doll]ie enter all the awards simultaneously :p didnt know it was donors-only.
still, send filth and i'll nominate you next time 'round! ;D

2013-10-31 [NerdyGothCurves]: this vid is still bugging me lol it reminds me of "Teeth"

2013-10-31 [spikey]: i know right

2013-10-31 [NerdyGothCurves]: lol now i wanna watch teeth

2013-10-31 [spikey]: and im gonna go this -spins around pointing at everything, before finally picking one- direction

2013-10-31 [NerdyGothCurves]: lol wtf

2013-10-31 [spikey]: -was intimating jack sparrow in the 2nd movie when his compass wasnt working-

2013-10-31 [NerdyGothCurves]: lol o ok i thought u meant the band i was about to bunch n beat the shit outta u lol

2013-10-31 [spikey]: from a guys point of view, not a huge fan of the content in the movie, but from a viewers stand point it is a good movie

2013-10-31 [NerdyGothCurves]: yup :)

2013-11-02 [CASPER]: just beautiful hun.

2013-11-02 [NerdyGothCurves]: ??

2013-11-03 [Bo]: think he was talking about your pic that was on here

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: My vadge isn't up there tho :(

2013-11-03 [watts]: But you can look at orevious versions and itnwill be up again

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Y do some vadges not look like vadges but instead r scary?

2013-11-03 [Loki]: Lol I have no clue my dear but your vag is very pretty

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: I take care of it lol I had a kid and i'm still virgin tight and small and perfect lol

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: it really is..I seent it..for a minute before they took it down

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: I hope I can compete n ppl will c I am not lying :(

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: you can soon..right? or you could just show that thing off<---------wishful thinking..haha

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Well once the best tits award is done I'm gonna do either this one or the best cleavage next. I already posted for sexiest halloween costume. I wore two outfits. N then every award I can after those

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: well I vote best pussy..haha..not only cause it's nice and all but also cause cleavage is like having two breast awards in a row..I need to check that out..I havent looked at the halloween one yet..

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: It ends on the 5th. N ya I guess that makes sense or I could do the sexiest underwear award or sexiest girl award idk I have a lot to choose from but I'm on a mission to get awards

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: I like how I actually have a logical reason for you showing your vag...also just throwing this out there..ahem best ass..haha

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Yes I was contemplating that one next I have the perfect pic for that one

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: yeah..somehow I bet you have a perfect pic for any of them..:P

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: I do

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: I figured cause...well a girl has to be prepared when she is on a mission to win all the contests

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Nope. I get bored n take pics for myself. I didn't care bout the awards til this week lol I have hundreds if not thousands that I haven't gone thru so this helps lol plus I could just take a pic n bc I'm good at photography it'd b a good pic

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: haha..well shit if you have thousands of pics..they need more contests...like best chick next to a car..or hottest lady in a stairwell..well I do like your pics..

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Lol id win those too. I have pics with tbucket hot rods and chevelles n all kinds

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: haha nice..hot girl with awesome cars...if only you had one of you in a impala lowrider

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: I do

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: :O  I wanna see..

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Lol I bet u do ;)

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: you would win that bet..

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Lol yay I win

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: indeed

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: The game

2013-11-03 [thatguythere]: baaaaahhhh...twice in one night

2013-11-03 [Loki]: Ashes the contest voting go on for a month nic just said the deadline for uploading sexiest Halloween was the 5th or 9th

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: Lol I win

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: That's what I said

2013-11-03 [DeeJay™]: uhh.. just curious, but why is there a double capital in 'PLace' on all the best pussy award badges?

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: lol nice

2013-11-03 [Bat Zaddy]: -shrugs- Typo.

2013-11-03 [NerdyGothCurves]: lol woo typos

2015-03-25 [NerdyGothCurves]: theres no pic in the page?

2018-11-21 [Snakebyte Forktounge]: Hello people on here

2019-01-13 [NerdyGothCurves]: I have been recieving concerned messages of this wiki pgae contest renewing my pictures and being shared by a member who does not have permission to do so. My pictures are NOT for sharing. Ifthey are taken down, LEAVE THEM DOWN

2019-01-13 [The Iron Warrior]: wELL they aint from my ass